A ‘serial pooper’ on the loose in Houston was caught on camera

[joeybee12]

The neighborhood of Woodland Heights in Houston, Texas has an unwelcome visitor who has repeatedly defecated in the yards, and more often driveways, of several residents. The ‘serial pooper,’ as some have described the man, has even targeted one particular house six times.

KPRC, Local 2 reports, Precinct One Constable’s Office Deputies are on the hunt for this unidentified man. He was caught on surveillance video by one of his victims, and authorities are using that footage to track down the suspect. The man leaving his personal waste in the neighborhood is described as an older, balding man with a mustache, who was wearing shorts at the time the video was captured. Deputies say that the man will likely face a charge of criminal mischief or one of indecent exposure.

Officers believe he is striking between 1:00 a.m. to 4:00 a.m. and when Sergeant J.C. Mosier spoke to radio station KRLD 1080, he said revenge is a possible motive. The sergeant recalled, “I do remember many years ago here in Houston, this was going on and it turned out to be a neighbor who was just mad at people for letting their dogs come in his yard and not cleaning up after them. So he decided to get his own little bit of revenge.”

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/a-%E2%80%98serial-pooper%E2%80%99-on-the-loose-in-houston-was-caught-on-camera-200646270.html

[RKP5637]

1. Must be one pooped out guy!

[Politicalboi]

2. Can't they ID him through DNA?

The Serial Pooper.

He should also be charged with dumping toxic waste.

[Eleanors38]

22. Yeah, but who would want to test for it?

[Historic NY]

3. The should make him a s--t sandwich to eat....

his own.

[cloudbase]

4. It's the cereal that's making him do it.

Bran flakes, in this instance.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. Aren't the Bushes from Houston?

Just saying.

[callous taoboy]

12. He been loggin.

[Blue Owl]

6. Public Enemy Number Two

n/t

[malaise]

8. More like Public Enemy

Number Poo

[Blue Owl]

9. LOL he could at least have the common courtesy...

to leave one of those little Dimson flags on the finished product...

[malaise]

10. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah DUzy

Down memory lane

[Blue Owl]

18. Even on memory lane, sometimes ya gotta watch your step!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. Public enema?

[malaise]

14. Ha

You folks are in fine form.

[Blue Owl]

19. Hee Hee Hee...

[callous taoboy]

11. Snicker!

[madinmaryland]

15. At least he is not Pubic Enemy Number One...

[Warren DeMontague]

16. "Who does number two work for??!?!?"

[Auntie Bush]

33. Good one Blue Owl.

clever as hell.

[kentauros]

38. It's an obvious smear campaign.

[herding cats]

7. What a poopy head!

That's such a crappy thing to do!

[Warren DeMontague]

17. There's one on the loose in Ypsilanti, too.

All this time we've been worried about the zombapocalypse, but it's the pooperpocalypse we should be concerned about.

[Kaleva]

20. Ypsilanti police have a person of interest.

" The request came after Ypsilanti police said today they have a possible person of interest in the case."

http://www.freep.com/article/20140418/NEWS05/304180065/I-94-billboard-Ypsilanti-playground-pooper

[Lint Head]

21. The police are looking for a stool pigeon.

[pipi_k]

23. The chemicals

finally got to his brain

The man leaving his personal waste in the neighborhood is described as an older, balding man with a mustache, who was wearing shorts at the time the video was captured.

[KittyWampus]

24. -snort- what made you think of him. LOL

[Initech]

25. Well... Shit!

[Jefferson23]

26. Was it really necessary for you to post such a crappy story? n/t

[Lancero]

30. Yeah, this story stinks.

[Jefferson23]

31. lol

[Gormy Cuss]

27. Hard to narrow down the suspects.

After all, we're all serial poopers.

[liberal N proud]

28. That's not a nice thing to do? Actually it is a real shitty thing.

This sounds like a story that should read Florida Man at the front.

[dem in texas]

29. We had a serial pooper in our office building back in the 1980's

This was one of the nicest, newest buildings on LBJ Frwy in Dallas at that time. The man liked to poop in the women's restroom on the floor or smear it on the wall. Building management finally added locks to the women's bathroom doors for protection. He also got in the handicap stall and tried to grab the lady's ankles in the next stall. They finally caught him. So strange. A candidate for the nut house.

[Kaleva]

43. And he later became governor and then president.

[pinboy3niner]

32. It appears the guy caught on camera is now the fecal point of the investigation. nt

[yawnmaster]

34. thanks for giving us the poop on this. eom

[dembotoz]

35. i heard he used to play for the houston Asssstros--pitched long relief

he had a deceptive delivery
nobody slid into base when he was out there.

he was accused of using pine tar--but it wasn't....

[Xolodno]

36. They could find him by....

...tracking down the skid marks.

[jpak]

37. Got him

[kentauros]

39. If he was clever,

he would have then TPed the houses next door.

[Blue Owl]

40. This story now officially relegated to the Friday News Dump

n/t

[wheniwasincongress]

41. When you gotta go you gotta go

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