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1. what the fuck are you talking about

[kitt6]

27. "WTF am I talking about

sad lonely arm chair Miserable commentors.

[pinboy3niner]

2. If you had a post juried, a link would help

But if you're posting just to whine about DU (and its juries), this won't end well.

[elleng]

3. I don't know about the past,

but you have just insulted everyone here.

[arcane1]

4. Now that you mention it, something strange is indeed going on

[Behind the Aegis]

5. "since you allow government plants as the D.U. Jury!"

Any proof? Or only accusations?

[pinboy3niner]

7. OMG, kitt6 is onto us!

[Behind the Aegis]

9. I am not a government plant.

I work for the Gay Zionist Illuminati Reptile Overlords.

[nadinbrzezinski]

13. I KNEW IT! But as a MOT... well...

[pinboy3niner]

16. What a coincidence

I work for T.Z.A.T.Z.I.K.I.

[Behind the Aegis]

18. DAMN! Maybe I should come work for your outfit!

That looks YUMMY!

This is what they offer us...

[nadinbrzezinski]

19. GAAADDD NOT THE GEFILTE FISH!!!

[Behind the Aegis]

21. I know. So, not a motivator.

Look for my article in the newsletter.

[pinboy3niner]

20. Oy vey!

Have you considered defecting?

[Behind the Aegis]

22. Well, I do like the...oh wait...I don't like most of the food....WAIT!

BAGELS!!!!

I have to have bagels!

[betsuni]

32. I have a feeling this thread is going to be lox soon

[Behind the Aegis]

33. Well, it certainly is fishy!

[pinboy3niner]

34. DUzy!

You've been on a roll lately. Keep it up!

[betsuni]

44. Thanks! Just trying to keep up with you!

[mike_c]

118. Must. Have. Lunch.

OMG.

[raven mad]

75. I knew it! I knew it!

That must be why you never visit the kitten posts! Hah!

[Behind the Aegis]

80. I love me some kitten threads!

Look for the "recommendations!'

[greatauntoftriplets]

97. Government plant?

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

115. Would you like to also be an honorary member of the BOEH then?

We are the BrotherHood of Evil Hydrogeologists and soon all will bow to us!

At least once we have a real meeting to discuss our plans...

But we do HAVE plans...

many plans...

more plans than can be counted...

well perhaps not that many...

But we do have cookies...

and doughnuts and there is a pizza place just down the road .

[Warren DeMontague]

56. They probably know what happened to kitts 1-5, then.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Jamastiene]

66. DUzy!

[Petrushka]

71. If you're the one who was dicknotized . . .

. . . the proof is in the pudding!

[uppityperson]

6. mainly because half the people I was with at the time believed it until I explained it to them

[Hekate]

42. until my uncle gave me a really strange animal he caught

[Jamastiene]

65. CORN FLAKES???

What kind of nasty-ass Yankee bullshit is that???

:ROFL:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x961628#961780

[malaise]

68. Getting up off the floor

[The Wielding Truth]

8. Only way you would know enough to say there are Gov. plants would be if you were a plant.

Wait could you mean you are a Whitehouse (gov.) plant like from Michele's garden? Not near as scary.haha...

We have to worry about the right wing loonies. We don't have time to get all paranoid about the DU jury.

Take a minute to breath, then donate to a good Dem's campaign or make some phone calls to congress. We need you back here in reality.

[kitt6]

23. I further to the left

than even Hugo Chavis. You have people here who sit up all dam day long commenting. I would never trust an idle jury! (Not without an appeal process.)

[Jamastiene]

69. So, an idle jury is the devil's plaything?

Is that what you mean? This thread is full of #win.

[sufrommich]

108. Lol.nt

[SomethingFishy]

96. Normally I wouldn't say anything, but...

You are further to the left than Hugo Chavez

[csziggy]

101. Kitt6, for future reference: Hugo Chavez and Cesar Chavez are not the same person

That's the question that has stymied a number of Americans this week in the wake of the re-election of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez — an event that coincided with US President Barack Obama's dedication of a monument to Latino labor leader Cesar Chavez.

<SNIP>

Cesar Chavez was a Mexican-American labor, civil rights, and Latino political leader, says the Cesar Chavez Foundation website.

<SNIP>

This (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-10086210) is Hugo Chavez, who has led Venezuela with a socialist, anti-American government since 1999. That would be six years after Cesar Chavez died at the age of 66 in San Luis, Arizona in 1993.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/hugo-chavez-and-cesar-chavez-are-not-the-same-person-glob

And neither spells their name "Chavis"!

So which of these two men are you "further to the left of"?

[CreekDog]

103. further to the left than "Hugo Chavis"

at what? spelling?

[Jamastiene]

67. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!1!!

[Half-Century Man]

10. Government plants?...like a Sequoia or a Joshua tree?

That fed my snark fix.
Now, pray tell, what are you babbling about?

[Drunken Irishman]

11. Government plants? How dare you make such an insulting accusation.

If you want to follow up on this, please e-mail me:

[e-mail]

[kitt6]

26. I don't follow drunks.

What a name.

[pinboy3niner]

28. Yes, let's mock fellow members' usernames...

Great idea...NOT.

[kitt6]

37. User names come out of the mind

don't they? Mind think can be the problem for some; not all. I have 500 comments in a matter of 3 years here at D.U.. Now that is not to say that 100,000 comments are bad. Just have something relevent to say.

[kitt6]

39. Boredom. Posting here with a goodlooking man.

This is what pissed many lonely men off here at this website.

[pinboy3niner]

40. If you have such a poor opinion of this site and its members, why are you here?

[H2O Man]

104. No.

That's not true. There are places you can't go. Places you can't even imagine. Now, that may be a good thing, or that me be a bad thing. Or both. But it is a fact.

[kitt6]

48. get your minds off of

the penis.

[Behind the Aegis]

49. Help me!!! I can't!

I have been dickmotized! I think I am going nuts!

[Jamastiene]

73. DUzy!

This thread is full of potential DUzy's.

[betsuni]

52. What about our hands?

[cyberswede]

90. This post has the potential to be a classic

get your minds off of the penis.

...nearly "beer and travel money" potential!

[DEMTough]

114. Uhhhh,

I think you just told yourself that.

[Jamastiene]

72. It sure beats thinking without a mind.

[Atman]

83. So subconsciously you want to be Knight Rider?

Interesting!

[uppityperson]

88. 2014-2012=2 years, not 3, for accuracy. posting unhappily on DU can seem like forever though

[Jamastiene]

70. ^

Well played!

[betsuni]

12. Government plants -- national forests?

[msongs]

14. Ask Frida, she knows "there's something going on" :-) nt

[Brother Buzz]

15. Agent Mike opted out of serving on Juries

[pacalo]

38. Nonetheless, he's probably going to investigate the situation.

[Brother Buzz]

89. Yes, and he will continue to alert on all precious bodily fluid threads

[Skittles]

17. a federal government plant? or some kind of DU goverment operative?

[undeterred]

24. Its common for DUers to act insulted when responding to a post.

Not strange all, its our version of "more liberal than thou".

[liberalmuse]

25. If you were juried...

you probably posted something deemed inappropriate for a moderately civil discussion board. Been there, done that, took a break for awhile.

[NBachers]

29. DU Government needs to replace it's dog catcher. Get him off jury duty and put him to work!

We got some strays need rounding up.

[DemocraticWing]

30. Can you smoke the government plant?

Inquiring minds would like to know!

[LuvNewcastle]

35. I don't know, but I can sure as hell try!

[Jamastiene]

78. Hey, don't bogart that thing.

Pass it here when you get a chance.

[pinboy3niner]

36. Isn't this OP Exhibit A?

[Hekate]

41. It's rather dis-jointed, so maybe not

I'll PM Agent Mike

[pinboy3niner]

43. I tried calling Agent Dave, but they said...

..."Dave's not here, man."

[In_The_Wind]

110. I'm willing to examine the government plant.

[greatauntoftriplets]

119. I beg your pardon! No manhandling, please...

[Warren DeMontague]

45. yes. It's what we call an Otter Man weekend.

Bury 23 Dollars in a wooden box in your back yard, and one of our moles will contact you.

[Behind the Aegis]

46. TURN from your wicked ways

[Warren DeMontague]

54. Not before Wicked Washing Wednesday I Won't

otherwise, What Will I Wear?

[Behind the Aegis]

57. Spanks?

[Warren DeMontague]

61. Heh

Well, we all can use some additional lift and support at times.

[pinboy3niner]

60. No need to dress up. Your usual casual outfit will do.

[Warren DeMontague]

62. PERNICIOUS LIES I SAY

I'm organic, yo

[bluesbassman]

74. You should really see a dermatologist.

Or a botanist at the very least.

[Warren DeMontague]

77. Do these aphids make me look fat?

is that what you're trying to tell me?

[Jamastiene]

79. Are you casting asparagus?

[csziggy]

106. I'd warn you about casting asparagus

But that guy is too big to throw!

[Warren DeMontague]

125. He's Hugh!

[betsuni]

47. Hey you guys, the Marvin Gaye video posted twice in this thread is a clue to the crime!

I suggest it was the DU jury, about Mr. Gaye, with the government plant.

[kitt6]

53. I bet you would rather

be Marvin Gaye (dead or alive) than a dam near bored poster.

[betsuni]

55. Or a bored dam near a poster (dead or alive)

[me b zola]

51. The door is ajar

[Hekate]

95. The significant owl hoots in the night

[H2O Man]

107. As the ear of

the elk ceases to seek the heart of the cabbage, so does the honk of the gander beckon the turtle from its shell.

[sakabatou]

58. Wut?

[bluesbassman]

59. No government plants here. But we do keep 50 metric tons of government cheese in the Lounge.

Help yourself.

[raven mad]

76. Is there some govmint coffee?

I'm out.

[msanthrope]

91. Of course there is! After eating all that cheese, you'll need it! nt

[bobGandolf]

63. Before you post think it through so you can work out...

what it is you want to say. Before you post any type of accusation, you need to carefully research it, and have valid evidence to back up your claim.
If you are just posting to cause trouble, thanks for being an asshole, and wasting my time

[Jamastiene]

64. I hear the DU hyacinths are splendid this time of year.

I am partial to the DU hydrangeas though.

You know...I have no clue what you are talking about.

[Behind the Aegis]

81. BEST FAIL EVAH!!!

[randome]

84. Ah! I love the smell of chaos in the morning!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]You should never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]

[panader0]

85. Thanks kitt6--you created a monster of humor.

[myrna minx]

86. Purple. Monkey. Dishwasher.

[Codeine]

92. You've insulted anyone who is a shill for Big Literacy. nt

[snooper2]

93. I see they let you have your computer back again

Yes, you are being monitored but it is by the front desk not us on DU or the government LOL

[Capt. Obvious]

94. Here

Listen/watch some US soccer chants

[hrmjustin]

98. Where can I sign up for getting paid to post here?

[redqueen]

99. Me too please

Goddess knows I post enough might as well get paid for it.

[hrmjustin]

102. Maybe the next op will have a link towhere we can sign up.

[zappaman]

109. Good luck.

My paymaster is 8 weeks behind and at this point I don't know if I will ever see my check!
But if you sign up, make sure you get friendly with Amanda in accounting.

[hrmjustin]

111. I will tell her hello and to send you your checks.

[greatauntoftriplets]

113. Well, I got MY check!

[zappaman]

116. Dammit!

I must be the only one in our group not to get a check!
How is your 401k doing?

[greatauntoftriplets]

117. My 401k???

Maybe I'd better not mention that handsome bonus.



Also, note that library girl recommended this thread.

[zappaman]

120. You better believe it!

[H2O Man]

100. Legalize Lonnie Anderson's hair!

Right fucking now!

[sufrommich]

105. Quick everyone! To the FEMAmobile!!nt

[Swede Atlanta]

112. I haven't found the jury system to be fair or effective so I boycott it....

I refuse to participate in juries and have found many people that is on juries see it as an opportunity to censor others without respect to whether or not a post violates the ToS, is offensive or otherwise inappropriate.

So I just don't play the game. I try to keep my posts here squeaky clean and post my real feelings on other sites that do not have German Stasi style censors.

I still enjoy browsing DU and do post but it isn't a place I go to to get the latest information or share my real feelings anymore.

[arcane1]

122. "German Stasi style censors?" Hyperbolic much?

I've somehow managed to never have a post alerted on, without having to do any self-censoring. I've only hidden maybe 3 posts as a juror. It seems like it takes an effort in order to get a post hidden.

[Iggo]

121. You're my favorite.

[uppityperson]

123. only 3 recs for such a Classic DU thread? Doing community service....

[nolabear]

124. Boy I'm glad I checked in today.

First, EPIC thread. It's got everything. And second, what on earth are you talking about?


Oh, and third, "government plants?"