Do Republican Men EVER HAVE SEX?

[Segami]

There's a predictable but bizarre reaction from Republicans with penises (and a few without) to the backlash against the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision: only sluts and whores use birth control. The obvious conclusion is that these guys aren't getting much in the way of action if they don't think women should get to have sex for fun. Or they're only getting it when they pay for it.

TPM has the male pundit reaction.

"Pregnancy is something that you have to do to cause. ... Yet we treat it as a great imposition that women need to be protected from. It's a sickness, it's a disease, it's whatever, and there's gotta be a pill for it,"

[Rush Limbaugh] said on his show. "Yet they wouldn't have the problem if they didn't do a certain thing. It's that simple." […]

Sean Hannity wondered about the liberal "obsession with birth control" on his radio show Monday, and basically told women to just go get condoms.

"I was in the drugstore the other day, and guess what? There’s a whole section of birth control. Go buy it!" he said. "You can get a condom in a New York bar for free. As a matter of fact, you can take a handful."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/hobby-lobby-conservatives-contraceptives-sex

Then there are the tweets:

My religion trumps your "right" to employer subsidized consequence free sex.
— @EWErickson

Somebody get eyeballs on Sandra Fluke. She may do something dumb. After all now she has to pay for her own birth control.
— @ericbolling

Jill Filipovic highlights the reaction of the conservative general public. The conservative general public sucks.

@PatDollard Irin Carmon, your an assault on our intelligence. #CloseYourLegs
— @james141980

IF YOU WANT TO BE A WHORE & SLEEP W/ EVERY MAN YOU FIND PAY FOR YOUR OWN BIRTH CONTROL. 10 BUCKS AT WALGREENS. SO GO BE WHORE'S #HobbyLobby
— @NoGunsNoGlory

I'm not sure #HobbyLobby want's your dirty whore money anyway. Go ahead and #BoycottHobbyLobby! The most reasonable thing I heard all day.
— @AIIAmericanGirI

That last one is particularly good, with that avatar. No, no whoredom there. But I'm sure @AllAmericanGirl (along with all her Republican friends who are so thrilled with this ruling) has only ever had procreative sex. How that explains Limbaugh, with his gazillion marriages, unfortunately public Viagra problem, and no children (thank whatever deity you like for the fact that he hasn't bred!) isn't clear. But don't spend too much time thinking that one out, because that's just not a place anyone should have to go.




cont'


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/07/03/1311481/-Do-Republican-men-ever-have-sex

[Warren Stupidity]

1. White suburban working class male republicans are fucking themselves all the time.

However, as they are completely unaware of this, and thus cannot have given consent, they are actually raping themselves.

[roguevalley]

28. sure. no door knob or woolly lamb is safe from them.

[CincyDem]

2. Ewww. "ReThugs" and "having sex" are words I never want to see in the same sentence. n/t

[shenmue]

11. Yeah, I just had some images there too

[sheshe2]

13. Yup!

That hurts my brain.

[Initech]

30. Can't unsee! Can't unsee!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Not with me, they don't.

GOPer with new girlfriend: "Do you use birth control? I need to know that before we have sex together."
Girlfriend: "Of course I use birth control. I don't want to get pregnant right now."
GOPer: "Birth control is against my religion. Women who use it are sluts and whores."
Girlfriend: "Uhhh... So, you'll pay for my abortion if I get pregnant?"
GOPer: "Absolutely not! Abortion is totally against my religion!"
Girlfriend: "Then I assume you'll marry me if I get pregnant, or at least support our baby?"
GOPer: "....Uhhhh...."

(Sound of door slamming)

GOPer: "Wait, what? Women! I just don't get them, they're so emotional."

[Segami]

4. BAM!

[nomorenomore08]

9. +2

I too can only assume they have a breed-'em-and-leave-'em policy toward their relationships.

[Skidmore]

5. Apparently with farm animals, according to Thad Cochran.

Seriously

And he wasn't the only R to have indecent thoughts apparently toward our furry friends.

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/what-it-republican-sex-animals

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. If your sex partner is an underage Dominican boy, you don't need BC.

Just ask Jabba the Rush - all he needed was Viagra.

[NightWatcher]

7. in airport bathrooms in Minneapolis

[longship]

20. That would depend on ones stance

(ahem).

[Lars39]

8. I would posit that they have sex, but that they are incapable of making love.

Takes empathy and compassion, something they just don't have.

[tosh]

10. In diapers with...

OH NO OMG!

[Skittles]

12. what's with their apostrophe abuse?

[rug]

14. They can't comma.

[longship]

21. Comma Comma Comma Sutra with me!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!


(Homage to the Bonzo Dog Band.)

[wandy]

15. For as long as I can remember tepublicans have always looked down their noses....

at sex. Well at least people other than themselves having sex. Then of course its wrong, evil and "dirty" in any way shape or form.
This strongly implies that they "ain't getting none".

I suspect it is in our best interest to ignore their jealousy driven foul mouthed insults and make no attempt to enlighten them.
We should NOT encourage them to reproduce.

[SunSeeker]

25. They think sex is dirty because they've only had it with Republicans. nt

[Jamaal510]

16. They do,

unless Rand Paul was manufactured in some factory.

[winter is coming]

17. "Irin Carmon, your an assault on our intelligence."

Don't know who Irin Carmon is, but we'd better tell her to cut it out. Clearly, someone's intelligence has already sustained several brutal assaults and probably can't take any more.

[JI7]

32. she is a reproductive rights advocate, appears on MSNBC

[dembotoz]

18. sure they do very well

been to a number of conservative churches and some women just eat this shit up.

the men protect them from the evil vile liberals amoral muslim socialist bastards that they think we all are.

wealthy middle class women.....
the rethugs do very well in the burbs.

[meow2u3]

19. Republican men don't have normal sex

They only get their jollies either when they pay for it or force it on unwilling victims (shifting the blame on them in the process) or inappropriate "partners", e.g., kids or farm animals. They don't believe in consensual sex.

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. With what?

I mean, you know...........

[SheilaT]

23. What most infuriates me

is that these men never ever take responsibility for the woman getting pregnant. They seem to think it's something she did all by her lonesome.

[zeemike]

24. Honestly I can't believe any of this.

We are talking about coverage on an insurance policy fro christ's sake...They are up in arms about what is covered on an insurance policy...and act like they are being forced to pay for birth control...That is a frivolous claim and should have never been heard by the courts at all.

And our side is reacting to this outrage as the PTB knew we would and wanted it to happen.
And they will keep us fighting at windmills while the important shit is done.

Yes I have a conspiracy theory...they conspire to control both the government and us by just pushing a few buttons and sit back and watch the show...they push the buttons all the time now...so a lot must be going on.

[cui bono]

34. Agree. That's why they want us playing politics as a team sport.

They don't care about most of what the two "teams" are arguing about. It's inconsequential to what they are really doing behind the scenes.

All the big things are secret until they are leaked. NSA spying, TPP, etc...

[WinkyDink]

26. Sadly, apparently so.

[catbyte]

27. Did Erickson delete his nauseating, despicable tweet about being undecided about how

to celebrate The SCOTUS decision by eating at Chic-fil-a (?) Or demanding that his wife make him a sandwich.

What a POS maggot.

[SomethingFishy]

29. Yes, but only in 30 second increments.

Which is probably why Republican women are so uptight.

[randome]

31. Oh, they have sex. They just don't enjoy it.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]If you don't give yourself the same benefit of a doubt you'd give anyone else, you're cheating someone.[/center][/font][hr]

[JI7]

33. Many of them do but many get married young and have sex with their wives

but changes in society and women having goals in life other than get married and be a mother means there are less women available for their types.

so they are bitter over women who want to have sex just for the sex . because they prefer to have their own jobs and be independent they can have sex with someone without caring about long term relationships.

birth control of course plays a role in all of this because this is what allows women to be independent.

they probably blame liberals for even people like Bristol Palin getting pregnant when she was a teen and not married.

[ShazzieB]

35. Question

That last one is particularly good, with that avatar.

What's the avatar? None of the avatars are showing up on my screen. The first image isn't showing up, either - just a box that says "image missing." (Am I the only one?)