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Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
Sat Jul 12, 2014, 07:16 PM Jul 2014

If

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat your food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medi cal help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs……….


You are probably........


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If (Original Post) Laura PourMeADrink Jul 2014 OP
Good one, Laura. brer cat Jul 2014 #1
How adorable. Louisiana1976 Jul 2014 #2
I'll never be him because Skidmore Jul 2014 #3
If Wolf Frankula Jul 2014 #4
I was on board until the "without alcohol" thing.... panader0 Jul 2014 #5
Well...if it helps, my dog loves beer Laura PourMeADrink Jul 2014 #6

Wolf Frankula

(3,851 posts)
4. If
Sat Jul 12, 2014, 09:41 PM
Jul 2014

You can keep your head while everyone around you is losing theirs, you just don't understand the situation.

Wolf

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