Satire.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

[tkmorris]

1. Wombat.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. Are you serious?

[Dr. Strange]

3. No, THIS is a tire.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. I started to laugh,

but then I thought.

[treestar]

7. that is not clothing!

[redqueen]

14. Nice.

[OriginalGeek]

17. I have a spare one of those

it's dunlopped over my belt.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

37. Started outs at indignation

and ended ups at ire. (A real awful shameful reach.)

[hughee99]

45. Proper A tire is required.

[herding cats]

5. Yes, I know it well.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

20. Uncomfortable,

as satire oft is.

[herding cats]

63. Too true.

[MineralMan]

6. Damn! You had me fooled for a while.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

21. My advice is for people to just be a little bit less skeptical

of the things they read on the internet.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. Saphire.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

22. Or

Systems Analysis Programs for Hands-on Integrated Reliability, which is a satire-detection program.

[Sheldon Cooper]

9. How DARE you??!!

Harrumph!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

23. I wonder whart harrumph is

in other languages, or is it one of those words
that is the same in every tongue.

[msanthrope]

10. Not the Onion??? nt

[A-Schwarzenegger]

24. A completely peeled onion,

leaving nothing but a sigh
& a tear.

[Z_I_Peevey]

11. Huh-uh

[A-Schwarzenegger]

25. That is a sadder

thing than Horatio can imagine.

[dawg]

12. Does this mean you didn't *really* inherit a mixed-animal from uncle living in woods?

Because I've been deliberating as to ts ancestry for years now.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

26. It most certainly does

not. Its ancestry is forever lost in the lostness
of the unconscious woods.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. Sateen.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

30. Speaking of smooth threads...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

60. Shiny, too.

[Rex]

15. Satire what?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

27. Yes.

As Jim Thorpe, said, "Thanks, King."

[Rex]

61. Excellent!

My plan is working flawlessly.

[Initech]

16. Fat Tire.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

29. Is that the Amber Ale that perfectly balances biscuit-like malt flavors

with hoppy freshness through Belgian imagination?

[Initech]

47. It's bitter, hippy, and has a surprisingly fruity note that lingers on the tongue.

[Cal Carpenter]

18. Satay.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

32. I'll stick with the veggies by the bowl.

[snooper2]

19. Banana Man

[A-Schwarzenegger]

33. Creepire

!

[Ellipsis]

28. Tractor tire

[A-Schwarzenegger]

34. It don't mean a thing...

[Ellipsis]

39. DU wop - DU wop

witmeister... only you

[A-Schwarzenegger]

41. ... the magic that you do...

Nothin' like 50s R&B.... Weird interlude with Kookie & Maynard in the middle...

[betsuni]

31. And in such small portions.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

35. I secretly prefer

a heaping helping of parody.

[bigwillq]

36. Eritas

[A-Schwarzenegger]

38. allitrot odo, ipso dimos cilantro.

Which means "Satire can be odd, but cilantro helps a sad tortilla."

[bigwillq]

40. Eww. Cilantro.

YUCK.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

42. Cilantro is the food of satire.

?

[trof]

48. No, it's an emetic.

An emetic, such as syrup of ipecac or cilantro is a substance that induces vomiting when administered orally or by injection. An emetic is used medically where a substance has been ingested and must be expelled from the body immediately (for this reason, many toxic and easily digestible products such as rat poison contain an emetic). Inducing vomiting can remove the substance before it is absorbed into the body. Ipecac or cilantro abuse can cause detrimental health effects.

[trof]

49. Double YUCK. Did you know it's a genetic thing?

Cilantro tastes great to most people.
Not to us with the 'yuck cilantro' gene.

[bigwillq]

52. Damn, genes.

LOL

[A-Schwarzenegger]

43. By the way, tip of the hat

to Moonwalk.

[csziggy]

44. Safire

William - a conservative that knew his words, the only thing that I can commend about the man.

[NightWatcher]

46. Sartre

[A-Schwarzenegger]

50. Jean-Paul Sartre to waiter: Cup of coffee, please, no cream.

Waiter: I'm sorry, Monsieur, we're out of cream. How about no milk?

[NightWatcher]

54. My fav smartee pants joke is...

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you really mean your mother

[betsuni]

55. Peeing and Nothingness

[XRubicon]

51. Sat Ire

[trof]

53. Those who hate week-ends. AKA 'workaholics'.

[Ruby the Liberal]

56. Something tells me there is a backstory here

But regardless, K&R.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

57. See: ATA.

[Ruby the Liberal]

58. I should have known better than to ask

and prolly don't even want to know.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

59. Naw, it's pretty benign.

[lumberjack_jeff]

62. Say fire?