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conservaphobe

(1,284 posts)
Tue Jul 22, 2014, 01:50 PM Jul 2014

New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic

JACKSON, MS—In an effort to make certain that physicians who perform the procedure are fully qualified to do so, a new state law passed Tuesday will require Mississippi doctors to climb an 18-foot wall before entering any medical facility providing abortions.

The Clinic Fortification and Physician Excellence Act calls for the construction of concrete barriers nearly two stories tall and 4 feet thick around all clinics offering abortion services, and for physicians working at these sites to scale such barricades unassisted, a landmark piece of legislation that supporters hailed as a victory for women’s health.

“No woman, in this state or any other, should ever receive care from a medical professional incapable of climbing an 18-foot wall,” said Governor Phil Bryant, adding that it was “ridiculous” that women had been living in a place where doctors could perform abortions without first surmounting an obstacle approximately three times their height. “Any physicians lacking the necessary upper body strength to pull themselves up and over an 18-foot wall have no business performing such a potentially dangerous procedure.”

“This law is shamefully overdue,” Bryant added. “I’m sorry the women of Mississippi had to wait so long.”

Authorization for the clinic walls reportedly sailed through the state legislature and was quickly signed by Gov. Bryant, despite failed amendments from a small group of Democrats that would have reduced the wall’s height and allowed doctors to use assistive devices such as ladders or grappling hooks. According to sources, only the planting of thick, thorny shrubbery along the base of both sides of the wall was removed from the final version of the legislation.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-antiabortion-legislation-requires-doctors-to-s,36514
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New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic (Original Post) conservaphobe Jul 2014 OP
The Onion? Yup. Archae Jul 2014 #1
+1 lunasun Jul 2014 #2
Next, the pregnant women will be required to race the physician over the wall. Lose, and you NCjack Jul 2014 #3
They have to pole vault over. alfredo Jul 2014 #6
Just for a second... So glad it is the Onion. Anymore though...nt Mnemosyne Jul 2014 #4
I used to think the Onion was funny. progressoid Jul 2014 #5
"Now it's too hard to distinguish them from real life. " greiner3 Jul 2014 #7

NCjack

(10,297 posts)
3. Next, the pregnant women will be required to race the physician over the wall. Lose, and you
Tue Jul 22, 2014, 02:18 PM
Jul 2014

get refused.

 

greiner3

(5,214 posts)
7. "Now it's too hard to distinguish them from real life. "
Tue Jul 22, 2014, 05:04 PM
Jul 2014

Just like The Colbert Report is for some people.

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