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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNew Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic
JACKSON, MSIn an effort to make certain that physicians who perform the procedure are fully qualified to do so, a new state law passed Tuesday will require Mississippi doctors to climb an 18-foot wall before entering any medical facility providing abortions.
The Clinic Fortification and Physician Excellence Act calls for the construction of concrete barriers nearly two stories tall and 4 feet thick around all clinics offering abortion services, and for physicians working at these sites to scale such barricades unassisted, a landmark piece of legislation that supporters hailed as a victory for womens health.
No woman, in this state or any other, should ever receive care from a medical professional incapable of climbing an 18-foot wall, said Governor Phil Bryant, adding that it was ridiculous that women had been living in a place where doctors could perform abortions without first surmounting an obstacle approximately three times their height. Any physicians lacking the necessary upper body strength to pull themselves up and over an 18-foot wall have no business performing such a potentially dangerous procedure.
This law is shamefully overdue, Bryant added. Im sorry the women of Mississippi had to wait so long.
Authorization for the clinic walls reportedly sailed through the state legislature and was quickly signed by Gov. Bryant, despite failed amendments from a small group of Democrats that would have reduced the walls height and allowed doctors to use assistive devices such as ladders or grappling hooks. According to sources, only the planting of thick, thorny shrubbery along the base of both sides of the wall was removed from the final version of the legislation.
The Clinic Fortification and Physician Excellence Act calls for the construction of concrete barriers nearly two stories tall and 4 feet thick around all clinics offering abortion services, and for physicians working at these sites to scale such barricades unassisted, a landmark piece of legislation that supporters hailed as a victory for womens health.
No woman, in this state or any other, should ever receive care from a medical professional incapable of climbing an 18-foot wall, said Governor Phil Bryant, adding that it was ridiculous that women had been living in a place where doctors could perform abortions without first surmounting an obstacle approximately three times their height. Any physicians lacking the necessary upper body strength to pull themselves up and over an 18-foot wall have no business performing such a potentially dangerous procedure.
This law is shamefully overdue, Bryant added. Im sorry the women of Mississippi had to wait so long.
Authorization for the clinic walls reportedly sailed through the state legislature and was quickly signed by Gov. Bryant, despite failed amendments from a small group of Democrats that would have reduced the walls height and allowed doctors to use assistive devices such as ladders or grappling hooks. According to sources, only the planting of thick, thorny shrubbery along the base of both sides of the wall was removed from the final version of the legislation.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-antiabortion-legislation-requires-doctors-to-s,36514
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New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic (Original Post)
conservaphobe
Jul 2014
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Archae
(47,245 posts)1. The Onion? Yup.
But Poe's law is nearly in effect...
NCjack
(10,297 posts)3. Next, the pregnant women will be required to race the physician over the wall. Lose, and you
get refused.
alfredo
(60,301 posts)6. They have to pole vault over.
Mnemosyne
(21,363 posts)4. Just for a second... So glad it is the Onion. Anymore though...nt
progressoid
(53,195 posts)5. I used to think the Onion was funny.
Now it's too hard to distinguish them from real life.
greiner3
(5,214 posts)7. "Now it's too hard to distinguish them from real life. "
Just like The Colbert Report is for some people.