Full Metal Jackass

[Scuba]

and other great tweets at: https://twitter.com/TeaPartyCat

Look, when Jesus wrote the Constitution, he had only 10 Amendments, so why do you liberals insist on all these new ones letting people vote?

Gov. Jan Brewer: “I’ll look into the botched execution, but I’m sure he didn’t suffer because I asked him after and he didn’t say anything.”

Sure, Sarah Palin got a speeding ticket for going 63 in a 45, but we all know radar guns are science-y, and science has a liberal bias.

David Perdue won the Georgia GOP nomination for Senate last night, though if even one black person voted, the Tea Party will void the result

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

1. He really should cut down on the Testeronios for breakfast.

They're giving him delusions that he is "manly".

[awoke_in_2003]

2. Can we say "overcompensation"? nt

[bunnies]

3. Is this a real photo?

no way. Please tell me its fake. Please. Its fake, right?

[Scuba]

5. Why would you even think that? It's the quintessential Ricky.

http://slideme.org/application/photo-fraud-detector-free

http://lifehacker.com/5644259/how-to-detect-a-photoshopped-image

[bunnies]

7. Wishful thinking?

I was a photo re-toucher for years and didnt see any signs of it. I just didnt want to believe anyone was so dumb.

on edit: thanks for the links. Ill definitely use those!

[pinboy3niner]

6. It's real, but not recent

It's a 2009 photo of Perry flying in the last airworthy B-24 Liberator:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/rickperry/sets/72157615600724429/with/3370580397/

[bunnies]

8. How the hell did I miss that?

Maybe I blocked it out. People tend to do that with traumatizing things.

[devils chaplain]

4. Third world, banana republic, tin pot dictatator type stuff n/t

[NuclearDem]

9. Perry don't surf.

Smells like...uh...uh...oops.

[alterfurz]

10. caption contest runner-up:

"Be wery, wery, quiet, we're hunting wefuwgees..."

Perry's college nickname: Neidermeier

[catbyte]

11. If only he'd taken his shirt off, he could've given Putin a run for his money.

[Boom Sound 416]

12. It's the backwards hat on a white guy over 35

That disturbs me the most

[pinboy3niner]

13. Don't be hatin'

The gif is Jamie Kennedy as a wannabe white rapper from Malibu in the comedy, 'Malibu's Most Wanted.'

[Boom Sound 416]

16. I'll keep a lid on it. Nt

[edbermac]

14. "How tall are you, Private Perry?"

"Five-foot-nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

[pinboy3niner]

15. LOL!

Actually, Perry served as a Captain in the Air Force, where he was a pilot flying cargo planes.