massive bull elephant uses occupied car for scratching post

[Liberal_in_LA]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2717919/VERY-heavy-petting-Tourists-stuck-hatchback-elephant-gets-frisky-South-African-safari.html

That's some heavy petting! Tourists stuck in their hatchback as elephant gets frisky with it during South African safari
Massive bull elephant decided to scratch an itch on parked car during safari
Occupants hung on for dear life as it burst the car's tires and broke chassis
It was during musth period, when elephants become extremely aggressive

[JustAnotherGen]

1. I'm sure those people in the car were scared

But I'm loving these pics! How anyone could ever harm, kill, or abuse a heffalump is beyond me! :

[leftyohiolib]

6. aha a winnie the pooh fan

[JustAnotherGen]

8. Yes and it's now a Meme - but I'm such a Pooh Fan

My mother has been emailing me links to this case for years!

http://www.12newsnow.com/story/25034204/accused-murderer-takes-the-stand

She's also been finding pics of Pooh all upset the C.R. has been convicted!

[riqster]

31. Lots of pooh in that car, I expect.

[awoke_in_2003]

45. DUzy. nt

[Orrex]

2. Maybe he was looking for something with more trunk space.

[hwmnbn]

20. rim shot!! ... good one

[riqster]

32. DUzy!

[jberryhill]

34. Or he was looking for a ride to Alabama

That elephant has a dental problem requiring extraction, and a lot of elephants go to Alabama for treatment of that condition.

[Eleanors38]

36. *tusk*- *tusk!*

[emsimon33]

43. I laughed so hard

I think I wet my pants

[Orrex]

44. LOL! Glad to help!

[Rex]

3. Holy shite that is one big elephant!

I shouldn't laugh out loud...but that last pic...

Sometimes you have to find just the right object to get a good belly scratch.

[Xyzse]

5. This is exactly where I'm at.

That is precious.

[Rex]

50. The look on his face!

I mean who scratches that mammoth's belly? Tree stumps, rocks...cars...that pachyderm owes someone some tires!

[joeybee12]

4. Magnificent and Massive...great photos...knr

[L0oniX]

7. 3rd pic caption: FUCK THIS CAR!

[JustAnotherGen]

9. You! Funny!

[L0oniX]

19. Why are republicans doing this to cars?

[JustAnotherGen]

22. That's a really good question

There must not be any bathroom stalls out in the preserve! But if you see really big diapers - be afraid. Be very afraid.

[NightWatcher]

26. I think that's the elephant's 'O face"

[magical thyme]

10. my dog's get that same expression for belly rubs!

Glad the people were ok. Too bad about the car....

[malaise]

11. Freaking wow

Rec

[mahatmakanejeeves]

12. I hope they got the optional insurance when they rented that car. NT

[Coventina]

13. "Daddy? What's he doing?" "Well, when an elephant and a Volkswagen love each other very much...."

Glad everyone involved came through it OK.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

27. Just for you --

[Coventina]

28. Did you really make that for me?

[Hell Hath No Fury]

33. I thought it was hysterical --

and it's now on FB.

[Coventina]

38. Wow! You just totally made my day!!!

[Eleanors38]

37. "Daddy, I already know about that 'womb.'"

"Well, damn it son, what other kind of womb is there?!"

"I mean like when an elephant farts on a car... WOMB!!"

[frylock]

42. Well...when a man and woman love each other...physically...outside of a bar...

[lonestarnot]

14. That elephant ain't itchy. He's in love wit dat car.

[riqster]

30. Indeed:

https://m.

[lonestarnot]

53. Wow long time since I've heard that! Thanks.

[riqster]

54. No prob.

[Diclotican]

15. Liberal_in_LA

Liberal_in_LA

I would love to read that incurance claim - that the car was damaged becouse of an Elephant wanted to scratch on the top of the car.... And I for one wonder if it exist any incurance who cover damage from Elephants... ?

Diclotican

[irisblue]

16. There is not a powerwasher strong enough

to clean the inside of that car. Massive colonic events had to have happened....

[catbyte]

17. Awesome! I hope nobody shoots that beautiful creature.

Fuck the Chinese and their lust for ivory. They're decimating the elephant population.

[SMC22307]

24. That was my first reaction... Dear God, please don't shoot it! (n/t)

[parkia00]

18. Wonder if they can claim insurance!

Can you imagine explaining what happened to the insurance office?

Office: You claiming for what?
Owner: A bull elephant tried to f**k by little Polo hatchback!

[shenmue]

21. Ahhhh

[LynneSin]

23. Isn't this what Rick Santorum warned us about!!

Now Elephants and Volkswagons will want to marry!

extreme here.

I would have crapped my pants if I was in that car.

[CTyankee]

47. at my age it would be a heart attack...

note to self: travel nowhere that elephants can get close to your car...

[Garthem]

25. Nature screwing US

Nice turnaround!!!

[riqster]

29. Well, we knew Repubs don't like VW's, but my god...

[3catwoman3]

35. Massive...

...seems to be a bit of an understatement.

[rurallib]

39. Maybe this could be the makings of one of those pukey State Farm commercials

where the guy calls for his state farm agent and he pops in.

"Elephants screwing your car is NOT covered! Get me outta here!"

[bluesbassman]

40. Herbie the Love Bug is alive and well!

[frylock]

41. looks like my cat when i leave my shoes on the floor

[Sheepshank]

46. I imagine the passenger is getting an eyeful...Hoping his window is rolled up!!!

a perspective few ever really get to see.

[CTyankee]

48. this might require some brain bleach...

[RedRocco]

49. I guess elephants have a VW fetish

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[Spitfire of ATJ]

55. Judging from what's hanging there by the ankle,...yeah....

Love the expressions looking at it.

[rug]

51. I wouldn't want to be in the passenger seat in that last photo.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

52. Fahrvergnügen

[cui bono]

56. That there is a whole lotta Fahrvergnügen!!!

[Thor_MN]

57. Did the Elephant leave his junk in the car's trunk?

Just another example of the GOP fucking over the people('s wagon)...