Pat Robertson discusses plan to impeach Obama over Iraq: ‘Intervene, Lord! Send the angels!’

[unhappycamper]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/11/pat-robertson-discusses-plan-to-impeach-obama-over-iraq-intervene-lord-send-the-angels/



Pat Robertson discusses plan to impeach Obama over Iraq: ‘Intervene, Lord! Send the angels!’
By David Edwards
Monday, August 11, 2014 13:00 EDT

Televangelist Pat Robertson on Monday invited retired General Paul Vallely to discuss why President Barack Obama and his entire national security staff needed to be removed from the U.S. government.

According to Vallely, the United States would suffer “cataclysmic events” if the president continued to refuse to go to war against the militant group ISIS in Iraq.

“I would tell the four star (general), the head of Central Command, two words: Destroy ISIS,” Vallely recommended. “If I was there, I would give (the order), but under President Obama, he is such an amateur, he basically lives in the Twilight Zone, his staff does, his national security team does.”

“We’ve got to get a better national security team in there,” he continued. “Because they’re taking us on national suicide, and you can see the suicide that’s going on in the Middle East, by the county not participating and assisting to destroy ISIS.”

[doxydad]

1. Batshit crazy old Pat!

[n2doc]

2. Hey Pat, Why don't you "give the order" to that invisible sky god of yours?

Should be a simple thing for the Almighty, right? Or maybe you might ask why he is letting all of his followers in Iraq be massacred or dispersed from their homes? `

[hobbit709]

3. Untreated mental illness is a sad thing.

[MohRokTah]

4. Pat is making common course with Birtherism

Vallely is one of the original birthers.

[Hoppy]

5. Pat, from the looks of the photo, mineral oil might help.

[trusty elf]

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[calimary]

56. ROFL!!!!!!!

[underpants]

6. Send money

Don't need lawyers or guns just SEND MONEY

[Paladin]

7. Go away, old man. (nt)

[ladyVet]

8. Oh, sure, Pat. Because that always works.

[Robert24]

9. Frootloop for Jesus

[calimary]

57. Welcome to DU, Robert24!

Glad you're here! No kidding! We just lost a man who made us laugh through tears. I guess this is what's left over. Robin Williams was just taken up to Heaven. pat robertson, YOU are MOST DEFINITELY the one left behind.

[Initech]

10. Pat, the Bush administration is long over. Time to go back under the troll rock you came from.

[George II]

11. Poor Marion, he's SO lost and senile. Perhaps he'd like to discuss HIS "military experience"?

[SammyWinstonJack]

12. Jebus! Take the wheel!

Scam Artist!

[spanone]

13. i suspect the modern televangelists will be filling the cesspools in hell.

[PowerToThePeople]

14. Why Robin and not this guy instead?

Evil doesn't die. I guess that explains Dick Cheney too...

[hifiguy]

19. "The good ones die young; the schmucks live to 100."

- Groucho Marx

[Boomerproud]

29. I was thinking that even before this thread.

Why? Robin had a beautiful spirit and soul-these people are soulless.

[Initech]

41. To quote Lewis Black:

"The good die young and pricks live FOREVER!!!!"

So true.

[durablend]

15. He *still* hasn't taken that dump yet?

That's GOT to hurt by now...

[Roy Rolling]

16. sure

How does this dyslexic duo know Obama hasn't already given commands? Do they think Obama is going to tell them or tell the world media what his plans are? This is why the general is retired, the U.S. military has smarter and more effective leaders than him running the show.

[hifiguy]

17. That is a man-like object in desperate need

of a powerful laxative. But if that were administered he would disappear entirely.

[love_katz]

65. DUZY!

Perfect comment, hifiguy. Bullseye!

[Blue Idaho]

18. It's ok Pat, walk into the light...

Your work here is done.

[Crowman1979]

20. Well where the f*** is your BMX band, Angel Summoner?

[kelliekat44]

21. Yes, Lord, send in those warmongering angels... nt

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

22. “I would tell the four star (general), the head of Central Command, two words: Destroy ISIS”

And if I were General Austin (the head of Central Command), I would say, "How? Be specific. I want a detailed ops plan, to include contingencies when (not if) things go wrong."

[VA_Jill]

23. Lord, send your angels!

Send them to drop this crazy old coot off the nearest high cliff! His time has come!

[LynneSin]

24. Wouldn't he first have to be elected to an office in order to impeach him

I know it's a minor technicality but one that is needed! Then again Robertson never bothered much with facts.

[jmowreader]

25. How much Thorazine can an angel carry, and how fast can they get to Pat's house?

If the angels are going to "intervene," they need to go where it's most necessary.

[Warpy]

26. That senile old fart should have retired a couple of decades ago

He's just as bad as those prepubescent punks over in Iraq giving canned "jihad against the west" speeches.

[Sadie5]

27. The GOP never let me down

when it comes to getting my daily laugh. This crazy nutty old devil is today's ha ha!

[Botany]

28. Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

I am no fan of ISIS and think they are a true threat but I don't need to hear
this crap from a man who called his daddy (a US Senator) to get him out of
combat on his way to the Korean War and who used his "Christian Charity"
to run "blood diamonds" in Africa.

[Hoppy]

51. I thought it was, "Blessed are the cheese makers.." Thanks for the clarification.

[calimary]

58. ROFL!!!!!!!

[freshwest]

64. Too much cheese is what gave Blood Diamond Pat that look. Freshwest sez:

About a dozen a day would be good for what ails BDP. Fermentation in the gut causes those evil brain farts.

[RavensChick]

60. Exactly!

I stopped watching the 700 Club years ago, and with good reason. Now I see I haven't missed anything!

[LloydS of New London]

30. The Twilight Zone?

Yep, somebody's living there, but it isn't Obama!

[easychoice]

31. If God gave a damn

That clown Robertson would be a smoldering cinder in the desert somewhere.

[Lint Head]

32. Oh lord please give Pat the strength to strap on a 45 and tote a 50 caliber right

into the very heart of ISIS. Have him swirl like the whirlwind and destroy that great Satanic army!
Better yet oh lord, just give our military the strength to carry Pat in a big old military airplane directly over
the enemy and drop him right into the middle of that evil force and render them helpless with the stench of his
urine and feces soaked Depends. Amen.

[Autumn]

33. What a dip fuck. If there is a hell, he will be there. Little demons will stab him with pitchforks

for all eternity. I could almost believe in one just for him.

[TheMightyFavog]

34. That photo looks like Pat could use a lot more fiber in his diet.

[blkmusclmachine]

35. Crazy talk

[tomm2thumbs]

36. If it was so important, Jesus would come himself, Pat... no?

Or maybe you are a complete idiot. Hmmmmm.... let me think about that.

[Iliyah]

38. Rev. Pat and the rest of the so called Christians doesn't know GOD nor Jesus

But they do know the devil and are doing the devil's bidding.

[Cartoonist]

37. Saddam's treatment of Christians

This is not a defense of Saddam, but back when he was in charge, Christians were treated respectfully and thrived in this Arab state. Bush ended all that, and Robertson supported him whole hog.

[Bartlet]

39. "Intervene, Lord! Send the angels!"

You spelled assholes wrong Pat.

[LoisB]

40. Lord! Please intervene and strike Pat Robertson mute (at least for a few years).

Amen

[Turbineguy]

42. In the North East

I believe they refer to that as "...a wicked shit..."

[Punkingal]

43. He wouldn't recognize an angel one was sitting next to him.

He's another "Christian" who will be in for a big surprise one of these days when he goes to join Reverend Falwell.

[pscot]

44. Send a buzzard, Lord

and take this fool away.

[Owl]

45. Ridiculous to the point of sad. The senile old coot needs to be retired from TV.

[JackInGreen]

46. Pattycake the only Angel you're going to get to see

is the one pulling the trap door handle to send you to the FIRST angel, and he's going to have a lot of fun with you.

[trusty elf]

47. if you play the tape backwards......

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[Heather MC]

48. Bye Bye tax exempt status crazy old coot

[Uben]

50. Robertson is a liar and a scumbag piece of crap

He is in it for him and him only, just like every other televangelist and preacher of myth. All they really want is the money. If there were big money in devil worship, he'd be right there trying to get his share of that. I put his like in the category of payday loan people....predatory. Mankind would be better off without scum like this.

[ladjf]

52. How much longer can Pat Robertson ride this silly horse of imagined divine intervention? nt

[unhappycamper]

53. As long as Xtians keep tuning into Bro Pat, Bro Pat will keep squeezing them out for us.

FU Pat.

[Moostache]

54. Invisible Sky Daddy...I command thee to strike Pat Robertson dead....NOW! (n/t)

[calimary]

55. Sore Loserman. Just another one. He looks like he's squatting on the toilet in that photo.

Thanks for posting this, unhappycamper! You've given me a nice way to remember him whenever it is that we're finally relieved of this particular blight on the world.

"Send the Angels" - indeed.

[geretogo]

59. I wish Lucifer , his master would call him back down home . This man is very sick and evil .

[libdem4life]

61. Dude, s/he already did...they are here. Sorry you can't see them. Jesus is back, too. He is in

his Christ Spirit inside of our souls. He said, "The Kingdom of Heaven is within you." They didn't get it then, and they still don't. It's too complex, I guess.

[movonne]

62. He looks like he is constipated....

[Rex]

63. Constipation.

Daemons I say-th, leave my colon! In the name of Jesus! Let the Glory of the Light purge my bowels of the fowl poo poo Daemon!

Oh and send me 1000 dollars in small bills Lord.