Come CAPTION Dog T*rd, Ruler of Misapprensions, Master of the Unwise, Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (That is not my butt, that's the way I like my pants!&quot Trump is saying: "So I say to my critics, 'Listen, you wanta know why everything is exactly how I see it? . . . I got no agenda is how! . . . That plus clean living and a solid mind . . . plus a great moral character . . . and I never do alcohol or drugs to fog my superior honesty and thought . . . Therefore, I only tell the truth, . . . So it follows that if what I said wasn't so, I'd be the first let you know. . . . And there's good logic. . . and of course God! . . and Capitalism , , , and so on!'. . . That usually shuts my critics right up! "

[pinboy3niner]

1. To get my caption submission you have toupee me

[Keefer]

2. What is

"Misapprensions?"

[pinboy3niner]

3. Former Apprentices?

[skip fox]

4. Misapprehensions. (No spell check in the subject field, sorry.)

[skip fox]

5. On the second hand I know what happened

I was typing/adding/revising the "Misapprehensions" when the subject line ran out of spaces.

A CAPTIONeer has to think of everything!

[hifiguy]

6. "Captain Dog-Turd"

Perfect.

[underpants]

7. Just because I somehow managed to mismanage 2 casinos doesn't mean my name should stay on them

I mean I'm not promoting them any more because my lenders had to take control of them away from almost instantly just 95% if everything I ever have touched