If you were given $1 million for pressing a button and a random adult would poop themselves

[Dreamer Tatum]

would you press it?

[joshcryer]

1. What kind of question is this?

I'd press it repeatedly for a million bucks.

[ecstatic]

2. Hopefully the person isn't in a pool, wearing a swimsuit or wearing white

or getting married! Those are probably the worst case scenarios.

[joeglow3]

3. I would PAY a million dollars to possess such a button.

[teenagebambam]

4. I'd press it even if

I was the person that would poop myself

[Blue Owl]

5. With my luck it'd be David Vitter

n/t

[CBGLuthier]

6. Copycat threads in GD. What has the place come to?

[chrisstopher]

7. I'd do it for free if I could pick the person.

Hell, I'd even be willing to pay a reasonable amount.
Thinking Rush Limbaugh.

[zappaman]

8. Yes.

Pooping one's pants is actually a blast!

[unionthug777]

9. the catch is, it would then be given

to some random adult. kind of like that twilight episode....only saw it once...

[roguevalley]

10. no but I'm sure that E television will make a series out of it. :D

[conservaphobe]

11. I'd press it for $1. nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. Not if that random person turned out to be Ted Nugent

He'd greatly enjoy pooping himself and I wouldn't like to give him the pleasure.

[Prophet 451]

13. Is this a one-time deal?

Or can I rack up a million every time I push the button?

[Rex]

15. Oh man...you just had to go there!

[U4ikLefty]

16. Only if "random adults" were people that post stupid stuff on DU

[JVS]

17. 10 times each hour.