Slick as roadkill late on the afternoon of the second day. . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!

[skip fox]

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Rush ("Geez. . . . I can only wish I had a possum's equipment. . . . Why do you think I pray?&quot Limbaugh is saying: "Listen, everybody's blowing this all out of proportion . . . just like always. . . . I didn't actually say Robin Williams hung himself because liberal thinking is like racing down a dead-end street and into a blind alley, where all the demons in their heads pour out and run them down as self-loathing opens its ravenous maw and devours them, . . . BAM! . . . at least in so many words. . . . I mean, I don't think I used the word 'maw' even once."





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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/13/under-fire-for-robin-williams-comments-limbaugh/200429

[underpants]

1. How dare someone actually record what I say into the golden EIB microphone

[intaglio]

2. Caption

OMG! you mean most men don't need a mirror and a magnifying glass to see their pee-pee?

[underpants]

3. I am a victim. In fact the liberal media has already taken that statement out of context

Yes they are that fast and that malicious. See I can't go out in public with out the uninitiated recoiling in horror at what I say, how I appear, and my general miserable demeanor. NOW what I say here in my solitary darkened lair is under attack. I have been paid to speak for 25 years now and so clearly it is not my fault when I say the first thing that crosses my convicted drug addled mind.

Now time for an obscene profit commercial but you mark my words! The liberal media will take what I say out of context whether it be overtly racist, or if I making fun of women and their nasty lady parts, mimicking someone with a nervous condition, or politicizing suicides. Just you watch.

[skip fox]

5. A literary flair!

[deutsey]

4. For one fleeting moment, Rush realized what a stinking shitball he truly is

Fortunately, he had a vial of Oxycontin handy and was able to blur the insight rapidly.

[skip fox]

6. This captures the photo to a "p!"

[skip fox]

7. Rush Limbaugh is just about to say:

“What? . . It’s called ‘an anal assistant,’ if you must know, . . . and there’s nothing wrong with using one! . . . Nothing at all!!! ”

[Octafish]

8. You discontinued Viagra?

Limpo.

[skip fox]

9. "All I said was the real tragedy was that Williams' didn't commit suicide himself before

having children. . . . Just how is that cold???"

[skip fox]

10. "Shoot! . . . I ran out of Depands this morning, so I thought . . ."