Louie Gohmert suspects ‘undocumented Democrats’ are bringing Ebola across the border

[DonViejo]

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) warned this week that refugees — who he called “undocumented Democrats” — fleeing violence in Central America could be bringing diseases like Ebola into the United States.

“This administration doesn’t have the desire, doesn’t have the will to actually stop it,” Gohmert told radio host Tim Constantine on Wednesday. “Because they see people coming across as undocumented Democrats. And so, they want to keep the surge of people coming in illegally, even though it includes a big spike in Other-Than-Mexicans, OTMs as we call them.”

“It includes a spike in people from countries where terrorism abounds,” he continued. “We have people coming in from countries where Ebola is located.”

“And, gee, since they’re coming across our border, and you know, they don’t get checked, and most of them don’t get really thoroughly checked, they could be coming in with disease that we simply do not need.”

The Texas Republican insisted that he was not “fear mongering.”

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[Rhinodawg]

1. That guy is really certifiable.

[Louisiana1976]

20. Exactly. He's two tacos short of a combination plate.

[hifiguy]

21. Not to mention the beans, chips and salsa.

[hifiguy]

2. Lunatics trying to organize a national dog revolution

have a far tighter grasp on reality than Gomer.

[jwirr]

3. Undocumented Democrats? Hurry up and get them registered - we need them in November.

[Laffy Kat]

4. Well obviously they won't last until then. Wonder if they can vote absentee?

..."undocumented Democrats"

[jwirr]

6. Maybe on life support!!! Seriously this man has less knowledge than the tree frog that is on our

window each night in the summer.

[Comrade Grumpy]

5. Gohmert could be the stupidest fucking Republican of all time.

Sorry, Steve King, I know you're trying, too.

[TheKentuckian]

22. Virginia Fox is in the ball park

[LloydS of New London]

7. Well, there's one thing Louie doesn't have to import

Stupidity.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. "Ebola is located"??? I didn't know ebola was a place. I still have hopes this douche nozzle is the

greatest performance artist ever.

[Laffy Kat]

12. (You know it really is a place--it's a river.)

And Gohmert is indeed a douche nozzle.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. Great! I've now become a Gohmert. I have no choice but to give myself one of these:

[hifiguy]

17. Or

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. Gomer is a "disease" that we simply do not need!

Looney tunes!

[JoePhilly]

10. Some one should prank him.

Step 1: Have some one who looks Hispanic cough near him such that he notices.

Step 2: Create a fake news page on the web. Make the headline: "Illegal Immigrant dies of Ebola".

Step 3: In the story indicate that anyone who was near this man, particularly on the same day as Gohmert, and in the same location, is in grave danger.

Step 4: email the story to Louie Gohmert's staff.

Step 5: Watch the hilarity that follows.

[NickB79]

11. Nigerian, Honduran, what's the difference, right?

They're all brown and speak gibber-jabber!

[monmouth3]

14. How in god's name did he pass a bar exam..He's a lawyer, right???..n/t

[DonViejo]

15. Yep. And he was a Judge, too!

[monmouth3]

16. OMG...I am, for the first time, speechless...LOL...

[hifiguy]

18. Plants are allowed to take the TX bar exam?

[gratuitous]

19. If Gohmert gets any dumber . . .

They're going to have to water him twice a week. (h/t the late great Molly Ivins, who said that about another Texas politician).

[monmouth3]

23. Bwahahaha, she was great wasn't she? Miss her too..n/t

[NuclearDem]

24. That man has GOT to be performance art.

I tell myself that because I don't like to acknowledge that human beings are capable of being this damn stupid.

[Marrah_G]

25. Ummm..... are they swimming to Mexico from Africa first?