Ben Carson: If Senate Doesn’t Go GOP, There May Not ‘Even Be An Election In 2016'

[KamaAina]

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http://www.alan.com/2014/08/29/ben-carson-if-senate-doesnt-go-gop-there-may-not-even-be-an-election-in-2016/

Neurosurgeon and Republican icon Ben Carson, famous for telling President Obama, to his face, at a prayer breakfast, how bad Obamacare is, says if Republicans don’t win the Senate this year, it could be curtains for America.

If Republicans don’t win back the Senate in November, he says, he can’t be sure “there will even be an election in 2016.” Later, his wife, Candy, tells a supporter that they are holding on to their son’s Australian passport just in case the election doesn’t go their way.

Carson believes he is on a mission from God to save America.

“Sometimes I realize there are forces greater than me,” he says. “I am an instrument that’s being used to help restore this country.”

Derp.

[Warpy]

1. Carson should have stuck to pediatric surgery, he was good at that.

Once he steps outside his area of expertise, he's an idiot.

[still_one]

5. technically he might be very good, but as a human being he is as low as they come

[underpants]

10. I think he has been operating on himself

Hard to get all those brain parts back in the right place using a mirror system.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

26. There's always a few nuts and screws left over.

[still_one]

2. what an ignorant piece of garbage. I have no doubt the ass hole is getting paid quite well to spew

[Fred Sanders]

3. Ben is not an instrument of God, he is a tool of the GOP, and a victim of his own extreme religion.

He is Herman Caine, redux.


Anyone else notice how many Republicans God has selected to do his will. It is a crowed room full of dull instruments.

Is it the same God that ISIS says they are doing the will of or a different one?

As an aside, saying stupid things is the only thing that gets one noticed anymore, they have to appear this stupid.

[sakabatou]

4. *headdesk*

[Laelth]

6. Oh, he's an instrument all right.

Of course, another word for instrument is tool.

-Laelth

[KamaAina]

11. DUzy!

[3catwoman3]

23. Touche'!!! DUzy for sure.

Dr. Carson is no longer the sharpest scalpel on the OR tray. He is as much of an embarrassment as Paul Broun from Georgia.

[BlueCaliDem]

27. DUzy - 100%!

Good one, Laelth! You had me literally laughing out loud behind my comp.

[Algernon Moncrieff]

7. So they will leave the US to go to a nation with socialized medicine?

This is what I'm hearing? They will leave the US to go to a nation with single-payer?

[Anansi1171]

8. Translation of what the tool really means to say:

If we cannot impeach and convict Obama in the last two years of his term, we will attempt a coup ( the attempted Benghazi election heist having been foiled and Patreaus fired) or secession/ nullification writ large.

Given they may not be able to win a national election on the merits ever again - a coup is the only way they have.

[kelliekat44]

9. Australian passport???? Has he ever lived in Australia with his black skin??? nt

[underpants]

12. There will be for those of us outside the FEMA camps Ben

[n2doc]

13. Hey Ben, beat the rush and go now!

You might look to see how the careers of the other nut jobs who came before you have gone. Maybe Sarah can given you a slot on her channel.

[spanone]

14. hey ben you fucking need to learn about the separation of church and state, asshole

[Jimbo S]

15. I read his weekly column

The pattern is usually the same. The first half he will seem reasonable and call for bi-partisanship, but by the end he turns moonbat crazy.

[KamaAina]

18. Kind of like the articles in The Watchtower

the Jehovah's Witnesses rag. The moonbat crazy part kicks in about two-thirds of the way through.

Someone used to leave them all around the Yale Medical Center where I worked. So I glanced at them before depositing them in the nearest waste receptacle as part of my urban beautification program.

[packman]

16. Is it God speaking to them?

Or the other guy? This quote scares me, " I am an instrument that’s being used to help restore this country.” He fits the symptoms of a megalomaniac with his delusional feelings of omnipotence and grandeur. Some people are telling him his shit smells like roses. Guy might be an excellent surgeon, but he needs to come to the realization he's being used.

[indepat]

17. Ben, wish I could tell you to your face that you are an insipid, blithering fuck-wad

[DinahMoeHum]

19. Fuck Ben Carson with a rusty spoon.

n/t

[woodsprite]

20. Where have we heard that before, about taking his passport and leaving if

things didn't go the GOP way. Oh, it was Rush! Maybe Ben's family can save a seat for Limbaugh and a few others on the one-way plane out of the US.

[madashelltoo]

21. Ben Carson is a Blues Brother.

See, all we had to do was listen. The other two will be here for him any minute now.

[KamaAina]

25. Well, he is on a mission from God.

[loyalsister]

22. Whoever told him that lis life was book worthy

and movie worthy did a great disservice to us all.

[justiceischeap]

24. Talk about God complexes. Nt

[Gothmog]

28. Doctors are horrible at politics and other things

Carson is not good at politics

[KamaAina]

29. Remember Bill Frist?

The cat-killer?

[Gothmog]

31. He is a great example

[Johonny]

30. What true American doesn't utters 'holding on to their son’s Australian passport just in case'

He loves America so much that he might leave at anytime because "fuck it" 'Merica might not be 1% enough.

The Republican elite are a funny bunch. When they aren't trying to deport people for not being American enough they are threatening to leave America because it isn't American enough. He dick you know what isn't American enough... Australian. It is like a whole other country over there

[mattclearing]

32. I encourage all Republicans to come here to Australia and enjoy our...

...$17 minimum wage and single-payer healthcare.

Oh wait, who am I kidding, no, they can stay the hell over there and take responsibility for what they've done to America.

[pnwmom]

33. This "instrument" is a narcissistic monstrosity. If he gets elected President, I'll have to move. nt

[JHB]

34. God begs to differ...

[dougg]

35. What a fool!

No other explanation needed for him.