Rick Perry outlaws football in Texas!

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BREAKING: After Michael Sam signed by Dallas Cowboys, Gov. Rick Perry outlaws football in Texas, rather than allow a gay player.

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It's TOO SOON. Too soon after ISIS beheaded Steven Sotloff to talk about anything else besides invading all Muslim countries.

Eric Cantor got a job on Wall Street, though technically it’s only a formality since he’s been doing their bidding for years.

NRA: "The media is so biased they don't even mention all the times 9-year-olds HAVEN'T killed someone with an Uzi."