More WND craziness: ALS ice-bucket challenge is a "Satanic ritual..."

[Archae]

If you go to the article I link, don't click on the Youtube link at the beginning.
This evangelist woman has a voice like fingernails on a chalkboard.



WND's Owens: Ice Bucket Challenge Is A 'Satanic Ritual'

Submitted by Brian Tashman on Wednesday, 9/3/2014 11:25 am

WorldNetDaily columnist Selena Owens recently watched an online video about the supposed evils of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and she is now convinced that the charity fundraising challenge is a “sacrilegious,” “cultic,” “Satanic ritual.” Owens claims the act of dumping a bucket of water over one’s head is tricking people into participating “in a satanic ritual — with or without their knowledge” that is “a form of water baptism with cultic god Oprah.” All of this, she says, shouldn’t be a surprise, since after all “whenever spectators watch singers like Beyonce, JayZ, Rihanna, Lady Gaga and especially Nicki Minaj, they are indoctrinated and involved with blatantly satanic rituals that stem from the deep abyss of the occult.”

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/wnds-owens-ice-bucket-challenge-satanic-ritual#sthash.GzYYzBpr.dpuf

[uppityperson]

1. what the hell? eom

[NYC_SKP]

2. Ronny Markham disagrees...

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AKA T-Bone:

Be original, Merka!

[Liberal Veteran]

3. "cultic god Oprah"?????

I hope she unleashes the bees for their impertinence.

[hifiguy]

8. Do they get new cars when they begin worshiping Oprah?

That's a lot better and more utile than what most religions offer.

[Initech]

11. Oh if only he had believed in one of the mainstream religions like Oprahism or Voodoo.

[hifiguy]

13. That deserves its own rec just for the Professor!

Stay away from Robotology!

[Initech]

15. We pray to the robot gods: 0100010101111101010100000111000

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I am beginning to wonder whether WND is actually a satire site.

Or maybe they are doing some kind of weird performance art.

[deutsey]

9. It seems to be trying very hard to become the next Weekly World News

[hifiguy]

14. Better still, though from Olde Blighty

[deutsey]

16. LOL

While I have always gotten a big laugh out of these tabloids (well, after I realized the stories in them about Big Foot and UFOs weren't exactly the hard-hitting exposes I once believed they were, anyway), I was always a little "spooked" when I learned that the guy who created The National Enquirer (Generoso Pope, Jr.) also once worked for the CIA's psychological warfare unit.

Probably just a coincidence...

[OnyxCollie]

5. Nicki Minaj, on tour with Venom.

[Enrique]

6. that was very entertaining

my favorite part, i don't know why exactly, was "especially Nicki Minaj". I'm wondering why especially her?

[hifiguy]

7. Are there no lunatic asylums?

Not even being snarky. People this deluded and detached from reality should NOT be allowed to run around unmedicated and unsupervised.

But any idiocy or derangement, so long as it stops short of the homicidal, is tolerated and excused in the name of religulous belief.

[KamaAina]

10. Look very closely at the ice cubes as they come out of the bucket

you can clearly see that they form an inverted pentagram.

[Initech]

12. Nikki Minaj and Lady Gaga are members of the occult?

[DinahMoeHum]

17. Well, WND isn't called "World Nut Daily" for nothing.