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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAndy Borowitz - Used Tool Purchased for $1.8 Million
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)A used tool that has been on the market for several months was purchased on Tuesday for the whopping price of $1.8 million.
While it may not have set a new record, the sale price raised eyebrows, with many observers noting that $1.8 million was a lot to pay for this particular tool.
But others defended the purchase, arguing that the tool had been successfully bought and sold many times in the past.
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Andy Borowitz - Used Tool Purchased for $1.8 Million (Original Post)
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
Sep 2014
OP
As John Stewart said last night, the salary was for past services rendered. n/t
SomeGuyInEagan
Sep 2014
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Faux pas
(14,644 posts)1. LOL
intaglio
(8,170 posts)2. Seems like a fair description n/t
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)3. Wow. That'll leave a mark. nt
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)6. Naw,...it's a dull tool.
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)8. And dull can be defined as not sharp or not shiny.
In this case it meets both definitions.
tecelote
(5,122 posts)13. It'll still leave a mark.
A hammer is dull yet he hit the nail on the head with this one.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,311 posts)4. Imagine the sales pitch.
"This tool doesn't cost, it PAYS! You can't afford NOT to buy this tool - literally!"
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)5. Great satire is pithy, elegant,
and always truth-based. Mr. Borowitz.
Cleita
(75,480 posts)7. Love Andy Borowitz. He always has the right words for the occasion. n/t
Paladin
(28,243 posts)9. Perfect. Absolutely perfect. (nt)
benld74
(9,901 posts)10. Used tool is right! LOLLOLLOL!!!!
SomeGuyInEagan
(1,515 posts)11. As John Stewart said last night, the salary was for past services rendered. n/t
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)12. Evokes memories of
the $600-dollar toilet seats.
Veilex
(1,555 posts)14. ...