Poll: 89% Of Illegal Immigrants Would Prefer Path To Corporate Status

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Poll: 89% Of Illegal Immigrants Would Prefer Path To Corporate Status

News in Brief • immigration • News • ISSUE 50•34 • Aug 29, 2014

WASHINGTON—A new survey published Friday by Gallup researchers revealed that an overwhelming majority of illegal immigrants residing in the U.S. support changes to the naturalization process that would create a clear pathway to corporate status. “Nearly nine in 10 poll respondents noted that while citizenship would be nice, being recognized instead as a corporation would provide them with the fullest benefits of residing in the United States,” said lead researcher Megan Alvarez, adding that the overwhelming majority of the nation’s undocumented immigrants hoped to one day become a legal corporate entity and receive generous government subsidies and robust political representation. “Nearly everyone we surveyed agreed that paying minimal taxes and being exempt from governmental oversight was what American freedom really meant.” The poll also revealed that the majority of Americans were opposed to the idea, claiming that corporate status was a privilege reserved for the small minority of residents who were already wealthy and prosperous.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-89-of-illegal-immigrants-would-prefer-path-to,36814/

Time to become Krispos Incorporated, LLC.

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1. Hilarious

The onion is soooo funny.

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2. I nearly busted out laughing in my very quite office.

Thanks for posting this!

It seems all the news in my feeds today is about the terrible things that happen to women in America.

It's nice when someone posts something like this on DU to cut through all the atrocious acts we read about humans inflicting on each other everyday.