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This time, it is indeed The Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/evolutionists-flock-to-darwinshaped-wall-stain,2523/
"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed "Scopes Monkey Trial" and is widely considered one of Darwinism's holiest sites. "Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested."...
Since witnesses first reported the unexplained markingwhich appears to resemble a 19th-century male figure with a high forehead and large beardthis normally quiet town has become a hotbed of biological zealotry. Thousands of pilgrims from as far away as Berkeley's paleoanthropology department have flocked to the site to lay wreaths of flowers, light devotional candles, read aloud from Darwin's works, and otherwise pay homage to the mysterious blue-green stain.
Capitalizing on the influx of empirical believers, street vendors have sprung up across Dayton, selling evolutionary relics and artwork to the thousands of pilgrims waiting to catch a glimpse of the image. Available for sale are everything from small wooden shards alleged to be fragments of the "One True Beagle"the research vessel on which Darwin made his legendary voyage to the Galapagos Islandsto lecture notes purportedly touched by English evolutionist Alfred Russel Wallace.
Rassah
(167 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)nolabear
(41,936 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)Pffft! [URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)KansDem
(28,498 posts)Or some other food high in carbs.
Here's a Darwin cake--
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)progressoid
(49,951 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)joeybee12
(56,177 posts)But clearly toast means it's more divinely inspired.
DavidDvorkin
(19,469 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)DavidDvorkin
(19,469 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)Shrike47
(6,913 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)Until he wasn't.
tclambert
(11,084 posts)Fred Sanders
(23,946 posts)Nuclear Unicorn
(19,497 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)Wonder why that is.
The Onion does a fine job, again.
another_liberal
(8,821 posts)That's not Darwin's image. It is clearly the face of beloved Star Wars character, Chewbacca.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Perhaps this is a clue that the so-called "Missing Link" was actually Wookies.
Vine Gatherer
(94 posts)Thanks for posting, KA
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)but please be advised that I, too, am male.
Pharaoh
(8,209 posts)Hallelujah!
Liberal_Dog
(11,075 posts)K & R
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)Then I noticed this was an onion article. Now I'm sad.
merrily
(45,251 posts)Why, though? What difference would it make if Darwin's image did appear somewhere? More people would believe he existed?
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)I don't know. I guess I'm not to know now, because it was all a fraud. (still weeping)
merrily
(45,251 posts)LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)I just wanted to know how my toast should look.
merrily
(45,251 posts)LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)Did it taste good?
merrily
(45,251 posts)potato chips that allegedly looked like various beings. I believe a deity was among the "resemblants." Of course, that could have been a spoof, too. Despite multiple close up that the cameraman provided, they all just looked like ordinary potato chips to me.
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)more sad
merrily
(45,251 posts)I can't draw a decent stick figure. Or an indecent one. But if you have artistic ability, get you a paring knife and use it on your toast, just like everyone else who "finds" an image in their toast or grilled cheese sandwich. Just don't let this woman anywhere near it.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-19349921
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)"a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic"
If not to Darwin, then to whom? I think she's brilliant.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)ffr
(22,665 posts)Still a good find though.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)yortsed snacilbuper
(7,939 posts)on ebay!
Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)I ate it.