What would you do if you saw a T-rex with (edit) fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes

[sibelian]

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bursting through the wall of your house and eating your TV and DVD collection?

Seriously.

[Duer 157099]

1. Depends.

Which day?

[onecent]

59. I would need depends!!!!!

[longship]

2. Correction. That's fricking LASER beams!

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[sibelian]

41. My bad.

Editting

[Quackers]

52. I disagree. It should be fracking laser beams.

[jambo101]

3. Seriously?

I'd probably leave the house and call the police.

[NBachers]

4. Don't eat the brown acid!

[DreamGypsy]

5. I'd turn up the volume and bang a gong...

...since we don't have a TV and both DVDs are insured with Lloyds of London.

[Heidi]

6. I hope I would have the presence of mind

to check myself into detox.

[sibelian]

46. Actually, that's sound advice

Never a good idea to take on a laser-enhanced T-rex when not in tip top condition.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

7. I'd turn off Glenn Beck.

[RKP5637]

33. Yep!!!

[sibelian]

42. ...

I'd have thrown him to the T-rex....

[beevul]

8. Hire some bears...

Hire some bears, with lazers coming out their eyes, and wizards, and ninjas, and ninja-wizards...

[regnaD kciN]

9. Figure out if it had a turbine on its head...

...so I could tell if it was an ISIS T-rex.

[sibelian]

44. So it would be a JET PROPELLED T-rex with fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes!!!

Let's hope ISIS has no such weapons up their sleeve(s). Fighting them would entail all sorts of ethical questions. Have we the right to end the life of such a rare beast?

[Agschmid]

51. What kind of sound would a turbine propelled T-Rex make?

What can I say I loooooove foley!

[Make7]

10. Thorazine. ( n/t )

[kentauros]

11. I park a 6000 SUX in front of it.

[NutmegYankee]

12. Grab a mirror.

And let it reflect on the error of its ways.

[NuclearDem]

39. UNNNNGGGGGG

[KansDem]

13. I would sing this song...

[littlemissmartypants]

19. Excellent. nt

[RKP5637]

34. K&R! n/t

[yuiyoshida]

14. I WOULD ASK THE BURNING QUESTION....

WTF happened to the SHARK WITH THE LASER BEAMS?????

[NuclearDem]

37. Sorry, only have sea bass.

Though mutated sea bass.

[edbermac]

15. I'd call up Chuck Norris.

And have him come over and kick his ass!

[ColesCountyDem]

16. Grab a digital camera.

No WAY are my friends gonna believe this, without a pic!

[malaise]

17. ROFL

Great response

[randome]

18. Offer him a drink because that would be fucking cool!

And ask him to do the old videotape collection next because I've been trying to recycle those for a long time!
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[littlemissmartypants]

20. Can we cook

With the lasers?
That's my first question.

[fadedrose]

78. 2nd question would be "Is 'T-Rex" edible?

or 3rd question, maybe T-Rex thinks humans are edible, but only if cooked....

I fear the moon falling down on us and T-Rex,.... and then Hawkings' vacuum bubble eating everything because it doesn't like scientific research.

The bubble is safe in DU

[kentauros]

21. If it ate my TV and DVD collection

I would point my remote at it and see if it would still play them only in holographic view via it's laser-eyes.

[sibelian]

22. Thread winner...!

[DeadLetterOffice]

23. I cannot tell you how much I hope this is a rhetorical question...

[sibelian]

25. aw.

[ileus]

24. Shoot it a whole bunch of times....then run.

[sibelian]

40. But what if you missed and ran out of bullets and it ran after you?

How would you cope?

[hobbit709]

26. Leave quickly

[B Calm]

27. I would lay off using LSD for a few days.

[kentauros]

29. Flush out the peyote, too

[B Calm]

43. The last time I used peyote, it was Mickey Mouse when I closed my eyes. Not

the newer Mickey Mouse, but the old skinny one from back in the 1930's. Scared the hell out of me!

[sibelian]

45. Hm. Lots of fireworks but no fricken laser beams.

The giant lizard did look kinda antsy, though.

[kentauros]

66. The peyote lizard inspired the bigger lizard: the T. Rex.

I suspect the lasers were an interpretation of light glinting off the Rex's eyes as you wore your rose-colored glasses.

[tomm2thumbs]

28. for realz?

both the TV AND the DVDs??

[sibelian]

30. It's hungry.

And bored. And it hasn't seen the last season of Supernatural and wants to catch up and it got confused, m'kay? It's only got a small brain.

Run with it, dood, we need answers!

[cascadiance]

31. I'd get it on!... Bang a gong!...

[baldguy]

32. Maybe the middle-eastern guy with the turbine on his head could help?

After all - he's wearing a turbine.

[madokie]

35. Depends

wouldn't do much good as I'd be shitting down both legs and dying of cardiac arrest LOL

[JHB]

36. Resolve to never agin eat spicy food just before bedtime.

[Agschmid]

50. Taco's will do that eh?

[AMAR0113]

38. I would have said Cool!!!

Until it burst through my wall and started eating my TV, then I would have been mad. Then when he started attacking my DVD collection I think I would go crazy.

[smiley]

47. is a T-rex....

a pack animal?

[sibelian]

48. No idea.

No idea about any of the dinosaurs' pack or non-packishness...

[smiley]

74. it might be something to consider...

when the time arises.

[Agschmid]

49. Hide in a toilet, I hear that worked well in Jurassic Park..

And clearly everything I see in the movies is true.

[Quackers]

53. Take another hit and put my supplier on speed dial.

[sibelian]

54. TOTES.

I mean, it's not like you've got any DVDs left, so what else are ya gonna do?

[pipi_k]

55. Well damn...

same as last time.

Invite him to dinner.

What's the worst that could happen?

[sibelian]

57. What if hogs all the tacos again?

And you KNOW you'll never forget the look on Grandma's face when he tried to balance that vase on the end of his nose...

[Eleanors38]

56. Ask where he got his.

[uppityperson]

58. I would take his picture in case he needed to be identified later.

[hunter]

60. I hate it when that happens.

[abakan]

61. I would tell whoever let it out to come get their pet out of my house.

Smoke much? Do you?

[LadyHawkAZ]

62. I don't have a TV or a DVD collection

so I'd waste a few valuable moments wondering whose house I was in and how much I had to drink last night, and the T-Rex would zap me with his laser eyes and eat me.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

63. Doesn't this belong in DU Lounge?

[sibelian]

65. Good answer!

Wait. I didn't know the Lounge had a DVD collection...

[Autumn]

64. Not going to worry, but a shark with a fricking laser beam on it's head is an

entirely different story.

[kentauros]

67. Even worse:

Laser-Sharknado!

[Gormy Cuss]

68. I'd give it cigarettes and beer money. n/t

[surrealAmerican]

69. If my elementary school taught me anything it's this:

go into the hall, away from any windows, and "duck and cover".

I didn't much watch those DVDs any more anyhow, and the TV is just plain old.

[Mnpaul]

70. Blue Oyster Cult

Had Godzilla with laser beam eyes. I got to see their light show before it got shut down by OSHA after several shows.

[Tikki]

71. Check to see if it had English subtitles...

Tikki

[KinMd]

72. I'd be thinking I fell off the wagon..BIG TIME

[hootinholler]

73. I'd wait for The Doctor to come deal with it

He would definitely be showing up like he did in London. Granted, the damned lizard swallowed the T.A.R.D.I.S., but still, it would be weird enough to expect a visit.

[Uncle Joe]

75. Get my fricken, fearless dog Sparky; to attack it while I made my escape.

Thanks for the thread, sibelian.

[minivan2]

76. And this is posted because?

Need an explanation OP.

[sibelian]

84. It MATTERS, OK?

Can't believe you're diminishing this issue. Sheesh.

[minivan2]

85. I actually prefer sharks with frickin laser beams attatched to their heads.

Unfortunately I have mutated sea bass.

[napi21]

77. I'd KNOW that last drink I had was one too many! nt

[Tree-Hugger]

79. Duh

I'd take a selfie. #trex #jurassicstyle #yolo #blessed

[zappaman]

80. I'd call ISIS to come over with their turbines and kick Dino ass! N/t

[lunasun]

81. As long as it doesn't make it to the corner store or have a beard or turbine I am cool with it

As long as it pays for the damage to the wall
Of course

[Politicalboi]

82. Oh no there goes Tokyo

Go Go Godzilla!

[AgingAmerican]

83. Throw a saddle on him

...and ride off into the sunset.