Cherries Waffles Tennis Arrested In Jupiter, Florida

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

From HuffPo, we get the latest installment of Fun in Florida.

Cherries Waffles Tennis

She may have had a brush with the law, but her name makes her sound pretty sweet.

Cherries Waffles Tennis, 19, was arrested in August after allegedly making fraudulent purchases at surf shops in Jupiter, Florida, according to the Palm Beach Post. Police say Tennis, along with 19-year-old Vincent Mitchell and 22-year-old Paul Miller, purchased a $400 spear gun and GoPro camera with a credit card that ended up being declined.

Cherries, Cherries, Cherries... You don't play tennis with a speargun...

[Scootaloo]

1. I bet she voted for President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in 2012.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

2. I still think 'Crystal Methany' was better.

Jimmy Kimmel brought this story up in a monologue tonight, and also pointed out prior news stories on interestingly named criminals, including Obiwan Kenobi and Batman bin Suparman.

Kind of makes me glad I won't actually ever have kids, and thus will never have the chance to name my prospective sons Bjorn Bloodaxe, and his younger brother Bjorn Again Bloodaxe. Cause obviously the younger kid would turn to crime.

[rufus dog]

3. Did her parents want a stripper? n/t

[lpbk2713]

4. She has a career waiting for her at IHOP.

[TwilightGardener]

5. What I don't get is the plural. Why not Cherry Waffle Tennis?

Actually, no... I don't get it either way. Random word generator name.