Todd Starnes: marriage equality will lead to man-dog marriage

[shenmue]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/todd-starnes-gay-rights-will-lead-man-dog-marriage



He cannot brain today. He has the dumb.

[Journeyman]

1. Could be just wishful thinking on Starnes' part . . .

Maybe he has certain canine dreams but can't act on them without some sort of excuse for why he was looking for K9 love.

[Rex]

2. Why are so many Republicans desperate for this man-dog thing to happen?

[TwilightGardener]

6. Rick Santorum gets the credit, of course.

He was the man-on-dog pioneer, everyone else is just following the trail he blazed.

[LisaLynne]

27. Didn't he say something about a turtle once, too? nt

[Cali_Democrat]

8. A lot of them apparently and perhaps subconsciously want to fuck their own dogs. nt

[Rex]

20. Sure does seem like it, you never hear other groups of people talk about man-dog.

I think you are right, there is a group of GOPers that want to fuck their canines.

[beam me up scottie]

3. Stop

I can't take it.

I've had about all teh stoopid I can take for one day!

Please somebody make it stop

[shenmue]

4. This picture should make you feel better

Say squee!

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[beam me up scottie]

5. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, better now.

Thanks, I needed that.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk-bones for free?

Know what I'm sayin'?

[beam me up scottie]

9. You awful awful man!

[Warren DeMontague]

10. *

[Heidi]

11. Sure. Just like women and black people getting the right to vote

led to dogs having the right to vote.

[a la izquierda]

13. My dogs would vote for me.

They know who buys their snobbish brand go high quality food.

[Heidi]

16. My cat would probably _consider_ voting for me.

He's well aware of who buys the imported organic cat food and weekly 100 grams of rare deli roastbeef, but as a cat, he's completely uncoachable.

Hi, a la izquierda! Good to see you!


The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger

[a la izquierda]

19. Hi Heidi!

Good to see you! I've only been lurking lately. Too much life happening around these parts. Hope you're doing well!

My dogs are dumb as posts, so it's a good thing they're all handsome. They'd probably vote for the other guy. One of them is currently sitting behind me staring at the wall...

[sendero]

12. It's already made some people..

.... turn into total idiots. As we can see here.

[JHB]

14. I can see how someone who's barkers may have trouble seeing the difference...

...but that's not a problem for those of us who only have foam around the mouth when we're shaving.

[Motown_Johnny]

15. Santorum/Starnes 2016 ! (n/t)

[Iggo]

17. He hopes.

[JaneyVee]

18. What a strange fantasy.

[FSogol]

22. Seriously. How many hours a day does Starnes devote to thinking about man on dog?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

21. I bet he can't wait for man-goat marriage. Then he'll finally be able to make an honest

goat out of Betsy.

[Rex]

23. .

[BlueJazz]

24. I think he just insulted my new girlfriend.

[winter is coming]

25. Because dogs are sentient creatures, capable of giving consent.

And really, the law is the only thing holding people back from marrying their pets.

[Blue Owl]

26. I've noticed that man-on-dog marriages are up .00000001%

[Generic Brad]

28. Is that what currently prevents him from marrying his dog?

How would one go about getting consent to marry from a dog? One woof or two? And why is he concerned about what people do in the privacy of their own dog houses? I have so many questions.

[ZombieHorde]

29. Because dogs can sign legal contracts. nt

[hifiguy]

30. This gif seems equally appropriate here: