Cheney Says Iraq Would Be Stable If He Were Still President

[IDemo]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Harshly criticizing the current occupant of the White House, Dick Cheney told reporters on Wednesday, “Iraq would be stable today if I were still President.”

“ISIS is a problem that President Obama has made possible,” Cheney said during a press conference on Capitol Hill. “I never would have let that happen when I was Commander-in-Chief.”

He said that he would listen to President Obama’s speech on Wednesday night about destroying the Islamic State in Iraq and al-Sham, but admitted that he was not expecting much. “Quite frankly, whenever President Obama talks about Iraq he sounds delusional,” he said.

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[rocktivity]

1. When people tell me that Cheney and Rove are eligible to run for president

I say, "No they aren't -- they've already served two terms."


rocktivity

[lunasun]

9. Really he admits who was running things . Oh Dick what would Iran look like now

If your fantasy 15 yr dick tatership occurred???
Oops I got taken the whole OP is fantasy
Can't say I saw it
Even with the notation
I start seeing red just at his name mentioned and get google eyed

[City Lights]

2. Go fuck yourself, Dick. nt

[jwirr]

3. Yeah - lets see how much a day was he spending to maintain the level of damage they were

inflicting?

[TheNutcracker]

4. When was it really stable? Never was and never will be. Let's get out and stay out!

cheney....

[Gothmog]

5. What is the color of the sky in Cheney's world

Cheney does not live in the real world. In his imaginary world, the invasion of Iraq was a good idea

[lunasun]

11. A harsh grey

Not only Iraq I think he would have desolated the whole area then made sure to gather the spoils aka oil

[Wellstone ruled]

6. This is just another WTF moment

from another major Stupid. Hey,Shooter,you and the Queen Georgie signed off on pulling our forces out of Iraq in 2008. Wow,talk about stupid on overdrive.

[hughee99]

10. You do know that this is a parody, right?

It's a fake, although completely believable, story.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

8. "They make a desert and call it peace." Tacitus

[Arkansas Granny]

12. What does it say about our country when parody is so easily mistaken for breaking news?

[ailsagirl]

13. .....

[gordianot]

14. OOPS When was Cheney elected President?

We all know Bush the Lesser was vacant but didn't he have the title President? Near the end even Bush had a clear distance from that maniacal criminal Cheney. Not that Bush the Lesser did not instigate criminality and delusion, Cheney ranks among the greatest War Criminals of all time and in the end was almost confined.

[IDemo]

16. Only in his head

This is a parody piece by Borowitz.

[gordianot]

17. Hard to tell parody, probably close to what Cheney said behind closed doors

.....yesterday when he met with the fools
caucus.

[malaise]

15. Then why did he and Bush sign the agreement to withdraw

the troops.

Who the fugg do they think they're fooling?

[rock]

18. Also he said he was extremely modest

and damn proud of that! is easy when you have dick!

[AtomicKitten]

20. The statement could be substituted for syrup of Ipecac.

Both capable of making a person