Jesus Is...

[WilliamPitt]

[Gibby]

1. You mean he's not a Republican pirate?

Who knew?

[usrname]

21. Any facet of Jesus

is as far from a typical Republican as anyone could ever be.

[MrBig]

2. I always laugh a little...

when I think about the fact that if Jesus were to be alive today in the US, he would face endless discrimination and profiling based on his skin color. Furthermore, he wouldn't be able to fly anywhere without people thinking he's a terrorist.

Not to mention not one fundamentalist would believe he actually was Jesus because, well, he wouldn't be white.

[Cleita]

3. If there really were to be a second coming, half the Christians in this country be in for

a BIG surprise. Not only was JC semitic or Middle Eastern, but he was Jewish and no doubt would join a Temple not a church.

[hifiguy]

5. Best laugh of the day so far.

And so true.

[PRETZEL]

11. What made it even better is the

Clear Channel logo at the top.

[Angry Dragon]

6. I am wondering why they are not yelling for

his Birth Certificate

[Cleita]

7. He would be an illegal alien if he didn't get a legal visa.

After all he was born in Bethlehem.

[HangOnKids]

9. With The Donkeys As Witness n/t

[eridani]

38. Jesus H Christ = Jesus Hussein Christ?

http://politicalirony.com/2008/10/15/jesus-hussein-christ/

[raouldukelives]

8. Perfect. nt

[MineralMan]

10. He is also Revered by Muslims.

Another good addition to that sign.

[npk]

12. LOL this is funny.

When I was a kid I once had a preacher tell me that Jesus could take on many different colors to many different people since he was the son of God and God created all people in his image. He also described Jesus skin color as white almost every time he was asked. These people live in la la land.

[Auggie]

13. You could put anything in the blank ...

... is on the phone.

... is putting on a little weight.

... is in Vegas.

... is on Letterman tonight.

... is nursing a hangover.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

17. ....

[Uncle Joe]

19. is leaving Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

26. I kind of have a soft spot for the pre-synth ZZ Top

Heard it on the X, Jesus Just Left Chicago, Just Got Paid, La Grange...

[Smilo]

20. .... pissed at all faux-Christians

for using His name in vain!

[AlbertCat]

32. ...a myth.

http://www.thegodmovie.com/

[Marrah_G]

14. WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goclark]

15. Love it!

[ZombieHorde]

16. Another hateful slur against Middle Easterners.

Just kidding! The vandalism is very nice.

[meeksgeek]

18. Jesus is...

Angry with the money-changers.

[Generic Other]

22. Fundies believe we'll "all be white in the heavenly light"

Except for you Will Pitt. You will be on a soapbox speaking your mind! I hope someone is listening on that great judgment day!

[progressoid]

23. God listens...

[VWolf]

24. Heavenly flan is his heavenly plan!

Doesn't quite rhyme, but whatever.

[Renew Deal]

37. I like it!

[allan01]

25. re: Jesus Is...

did anyone notice who oned the billboard sign? yep dear ole clear channel. yep . the same ones who own flushrush and bill o liely . but the messages is good . you fill in the blank

[Old and In the Way]

27. Wasn't Jesus born in the West Bank of Palestine (Bethlehem)?

I've always found it strange that Fundie Christians wouldn't be more supportive of a Palestinian state just on that basis alone.

[Lizzie Poppet]

28. ...still building my hotrod.

[Norrin Radd]

39. It's a love affair

[Larry Ogg]

29. Jesus is a cash cow for people who make a living off of other peoples ignorance.

And if by some miracle, he ever shows up in this country, people like Pat Robinson will think he's trying to
take over their billion dollar com-game, and therefor demand that the government charge him with terrorism,
and send him off to Guantanamo Bay for some advanced interrogation, such as Crucifixion on a water board.

[Tippy]

30. Boy this is going to piss off the Religious Wrong.....

[xxqqqzme]

31. ...making a list

and checking it twice. Gonna find out whose naughty and nice.

[YOHABLO]

33. Hmmm: Jesus Is? or Jesus was?

Depends how you look at it.

[Cleita]

35. According to Christian mythology he IS.

He rose from the dead and being he's the Son of God is an immortal.

[Guy Montag]

34. Jesus is:

a fictional character. I'm glad some have the conviction they have found something good with Christianity, but it does nothing for me, and never has.

[RZM]

36. So are Israelis and the religious right loves them too

So I don't think this is actually much of a slam against anybody.

On edit: Yes I'm aware that there are lot of immigrants to Israel who aren't from the middle east.