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Most of the details of the drunken rumpus are known at this point, and take but a few minutes of googling and following links, but I did talk to my own source who had a couple things to add to the growing body of first person accounts. Sarah and Todd Palin were invited to a birthday party for Mark and Matt McKenna, twin brothers who own McKennas Paving, a successful business in Anchorage. The party was held at an address in the South Anchorage community of Oceanview. I lived in Oceanview once upon a time. Its nice. There are tree-lined streets, and lilac bushes, and lots of little cul-de-sacs where kids ride bikes in circles and play hopscotch. Nothing much happens there, and thats why people like it. When people throw parties, they are usually subdued back yard affairs. I never saw the police once in the five years I lived there. And if I lived there still, I might be sitting on some sweet cell phone video right now which I could share with you. Wouldnt that have been something But, alas.
The Palins arrived at the party, but not just Sarah and Todd who were the only actual invitees from the clan the whole fan-damnily and some other tagalong friends from Wasilla turned up in a stretch Hummer limo. Because, of course they did. The party was an adult and relaxed event, with most guests at least in their 30s. Reports have come in that Track got into a fight with an ex-boyfriend of Willows. But according to my source, the initial fight started when Track and his buddy were aggressively pursuing how shall I put this romantic relations with some female guests. They were allegedly explicit and crude in their depictions of what theyd like to do with and to the ladies, expressing a desire to bend them over on the lawn, according to my source. Apparently the lawn was large enough to include places one could be bent over.
Hey. You guys wanted this dont look at me.
As Track and his companion were wooing the ladies with honeyed words, certain individuals took exception to it namely the husbands of the women in question, whose presence right there with their wives the whole time was no deterrant to our confident and ambitious Casanovas from the Mat-Su.
Track did not fare well in the ensuing confrontation with the spouse. The irate husband punched Track with the full force of his annoyance, and the young Palin ended up spread eagle lying on the grass. You could say someone did end up bent over on the lawn, but not in the way he first envisioned.
Read more: http://www.themudflats.net/archives/44433
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,211 posts)etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)Regarding Tripp ... one can only guess
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)Someone must be holding out for the highest bid or something. Pleeeez!!!
PatrynXX
(5,668 posts)over and over again... (under 9mb) alot of sites don't like it over )
Chasstev365
(5,191 posts)If anyone has it, it will be on TMZ next week!
GoCubsGo
(32,088 posts)I bet it exists, and its owner is going to make a small fortune from it.
Cha
(297,655 posts)Orsino
(37,428 posts)Not until after the Palins respond officially. That's the time for fact-checking.
Happyhippychick
(8,379 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)...his immature nasty, scary ramblings on her. They especially love hearing how this piece-of trash is going to hog-tie the lady and force his dumb-shit idea of "courting" on her being.
OH My!...Be still my foolish heart.
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Awesome
Happyhippychick
(8,379 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,975 posts)The rest is pure comedy gold. Gold, I tell ya!
LittleGirl
(8,291 posts)since McCain picked Palin (Caribou Barbie) and she never fails to make me LOL.
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)Uncle Joe
(58,417 posts)this was comedy gold.
mountain grammy
(26,648 posts)John McCain must be so proud of his 'discovery.' No regrets, right old John, for what you've given America?
eppur_se_muova
(36,289 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)There would have been a refrigerator on the front porch and a meth lab in the Lincoln Bedroom, but there's no way Palin would have allowed the White House to become...well, trashy.
JHB
(37,161 posts)The man talks out of his ass so much they had to invent a suppository microphone just for him.
mountain grammy
(26,648 posts)JohnnyRingo
(18,641 posts)and this:
Amen brother.
heaven05
(18,124 posts)was even considered for 2nd family of the US is amazing to me and shows just how low the rethugs will go to try to appeal to a group that is not really important to them AFTER the election process. And for people to have actually voted for her, geez, just fucking amazing. Amazing I tell you. But NOT surprising.
brewens
(13,620 posts)campain? That quote gave me the perfect image of them that they have lived up to consistently.
Bringing the whole clan and then some is also the perfect touch of class. No doubt not bringing and extra booze or anything, just there to get a free dinner and get drunk.
"Don't you know who I am?" What I wouldn't give to have been there and said, "Do I look like I give a flying rats assed fuck?" Just as I clock Todd!
m-lekktor
(3,675 posts)that lady can write! i am dying!
JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)by going to someone else's party. How Palinesque.
Playinghardball
(11,665 posts)dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)I especially loved the very life-like illustration.
ashling
(25,771 posts)rurallib
(62,448 posts)That is, if they have time.
UTUSN
(70,740 posts)Habibi
(3,598 posts)why are there no pics or vids? There have to be some out there. Fear of reprisal? Waiting for the highest bids?
nolabear
(41,991 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Hilarious!
I did not know of Mudflats Blog. Woooo, she's gooood!
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The day after the incident occurred, Sarah tried to do damage control and got on Twitter claiming I was traveling yesterday, so Im posting Todds 50th birthday greeting a day late. If by (air quotes) traveling she meant sitting in the back of a Hummer stretch limo sitting next to Todd and his bleeding nose, with her shirtless drunken son and his randy friends, her street fighting daughter and the rest of the intoxicated hoard, then yeah she was traveling.
underpants
(182,878 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)NV Whino
(20,886 posts)Pure gold!
virgdem
(2,126 posts)Sarah and her gang of trash never disappoint.
Blue Owl
(50,495 posts)n/t
Botany
(70,581 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Botany
(70,581 posts)I want to bend you over and do you on the lawn ...... rough quote
Women's husband ..... to whom Track was speaking ..... Thump! Bump!
BTW I am just waiting for the video and or cell pix to show up.
It was a really nice, mellow party before the Palins arrived, Thompson said. Then it turned into the Jerry Springer show.
Awesome audio at the link
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/blog/2014/09/12/eyewitness-loses-job-after-going-on-tv-to-say-palin-family-brawl-was-like-jerry-springer/
No, sorry, not THE video everyone wants, but part of the interview that cost the First Amendment deluded guy his job. Capitalism forbids public disclosure, it's bad for bidness.
Raw Story no longer plays nicely with my browser, so I gotta search for these on youtube. Classic Faux Newz giving their favorite RWNJ cover right away.
No charges will be filed, bet the Palins have the police in their pocket, just like the paving company. Red staters just love corruption and cronyism, as long it pays the bills. This is why fascism is successful.
Thanks for the heads up on this one, Botany!
Botany
(70,581 posts).... of biz w/the State of AK and when Sarah was mayor of Wasilla they poured the
concrete for the town's new "hockey rink and sport's center."
BTW did you know that when Wasilla was building it's hockey rink that Sarah & Todd's
dream house was built at the same time? The Village Voice found invoices for the materials
to build the Palin home mixed in w/ the invoices for the hockey rink?
My guess is she "quit" as Gov to avoid prosecution for her scam in building her home.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)Lots of horns, indeed.
"Never look at the trombones. It only encourages them." -- Richard Strauss, composer and conductor
Auggie
(31,186 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)yea right, pull the other leg. Sarah must have raised those kids in a barn, my gawd.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Blue Owl
(50,495 posts)n/t
rocktivity
(44,577 posts)Last edited Wed Mar 8, 2023, 08:29 PM - Edit history (6)
Consider the source: RCP's polls are great, but editorially speaking, I would be remiss in not advising you that it's more likely than not that the Palins will come out as the heroes. Aside from that, is this source an actual eyewitness, a family spokesperson -- or a family MEMBER?
With or without Willow?
It also differs slightly but significantly from Dont you know who the Palins are? They're idiots!
That doesn't make the witness a liar -- Bristol might actually be ambidextrous. While I consider myself to be "naturally" left-handed because that's the hand I eat, write, and drink with, I do everything else right-handed, including throwing both objects and punches!
rocktivity
JanetLovesObama
(548 posts)I have read several different takes on this yet another Palin white trash episode but THIS is the bomb. I haven't laughed this hard in years.
Read the entire thing at "Mudflats." Worth every minute.
SidDithers
(44,228 posts)Sid
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)R B Garr
(16,975 posts)I haven't seen the word rumpus used in awhile, but it's so perfect to describe anything Palin related.
Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)Progressive dog
(6,918 posts)thanks
NCjack
(10,279 posts)what actually happened.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)rocktivity
(44,577 posts)Bristols young son Tripp was apparently sleeping in the back of the Hummer limo at the time, blissfully unaware of intoxicated mommys raging fists of fury.
Alone? Or being babysat by the chauffeur -- that would be better than nothing. And was Sarah's son there, too?
Somewhere out there, a Hummer limo driver is sitting on a gold mine. Call TMZ, sir. Be a patriot. Call them now.
LOL, but not a chance. Call it the Donald Sterling Principle: Since McKennas Paving sponsored the party, it was a workplace function. The employee who went to the press did so without their permission and presented the company in a bad light, so the McKennas did have the right to fire him. The chauffeur would be in the same boat if he blabbed.
rocktivity
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)Response to SammyWinstonJack (Reply #59)
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mackerel
(4,412 posts)demmiblue
(36,885 posts)with blood running out of his nose.
mackerel
(4,412 posts)Efilroft Sul
(3,581 posts)The Palins are like the Tates and Campbells, and the humor here just writes itself.
catbyte
(34,447 posts)catbyte
(34,447 posts)"Sarah wouldn't even let Todd drink beer, so he had t o go to the garage for his foamy amber coping mechanism..."
Cha
(297,655 posts)"..So, we can assume if this pattern of behavior has held true, that as she struggled to throw herself into the thick of the brawl, she was stone cold sober. Which in some ways makes it worse. She cant even blame the alcohol. She can only blame the crazy".
"The day after the incident occurred, Sarah tried to do damage control and got on Twitter claiming I was traveling yesterday, so Im posting Todds 50th birthday greeting a day late. If by (air quotes) traveling she meant sitting in the back of a Hummer stretch limo sitting next to Todd and his bleeding nose, with her shirtless drunken son and his randy friends, her street fighting daughter and the rest of the intoxicated hoard, then yeah she was traveling.
catbyte
AllyCat
(16,222 posts)Cha
(297,655 posts)Cha
(297,655 posts)sucks too much air out of the cyberspace already.. but, this should go Viral!
"8.2 on the Cluster scale.." Rofl
"Then Sarah shrieked, Dont you know who I am? and other such things making clear the importance of the Palins, and the lack of importance of the non-Palins to whom she was speaking. She then apparently tried to fling herself on top of the giant dog pile into the middle of the melée." No shite?!
"Somewhere out there, a Hummer limo driver is sitting on a gold mine. Call TMZ, sir. Be a patriot. Call them now." Again, Rofl!
"So, thats really it. I dont know what else to say except blame John McCain, and thank your lucky stars that this will never happen on the White House lawn." A-Men!