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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Awful Reign of the Red Delicious, how the worst apple took over the US & continues to spread
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/09/the-evil-reign-of-the-red-delicious/379892/he grew up with more than 100 types of trees in his backyard orchard. He is the author of Apples of North America, an encyclopedia of heirloom varieties, and travels the country lecturing on horticulture and nursery design. But his preservationist tendencies stop short of the Red Delicious and what he calls the ramming down the throats of American consumers this disgusting, red, beautiful fruit.
His words contain the paradox of the Red Delicious: alluring yet undesirable, the most produced and arguably the least popular apple in the United States. It lurks in desolation. Bumped around the bottom of lunch bags as schoolchildren rummage for chips or shrink-wrapped Rice Krispies treats. Waiting by the last bruised banana in a roadside gas station, the only produce for miles. Left untouched on hospital trays, forlorn in the fruit bowl at hotel breakfast buffets, bereft in nests of gift-basket raffia.
For at least 70 years, the Red Delicious has dominated apple production in the United States. But since the turn of the 21st century, as the market has filled with competitorsthe Gala, the Fuji, the Honeycrispits lead has been narrowing. Annual output has plunged. And even still, a gap is growing between supply and demand from American consumers. Earlier this month, Todd Fryhover, the president of the Washington Apple Commissionwhose growers produce the majority of apples in the United Statesrecommended that this harvest, up to two-thirds of the states Red Delicious yield be exported.
How did such an unlikeable apple become the most ubiquitous in the country? And as its dominion here ends, where will it invade next?
BlueCaliDem
(15,438 posts)Red Delicious are about the only apples I'll eat (I'll occasionally have a Golden Delicious). I just like the tougher skin and the taste of the apple overall.
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)BlueCaliDem
(15,438 posts)And it's an excellent diffuser for heartburn and gastritis flare-ups, especially after I've had something spicy to eat and I'm not supposed to.
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)BlueCaliDem
(15,438 posts)I like a more watered-down sweetness. Are Honey Crisps like that?
cstanleytech
(28,471 posts)and sadly I can only afford to buy them once or twice a year if I am really lucky.
marlakay
(13,282 posts)I just picked them. Honey crisp grow perfect in our area.
I am in WA near the apple area they talk about.
cstanleytech
(28,471 posts)progressoid
(53,179 posts)Unfortunately, the deer like them as well. They tore through the fence just to eat our new trees.
cstanleytech
(28,471 posts)We have them down here and are thinking of planting some peach and maybe some apple trees.
marlakay
(13,282 posts)Deer rarely come here because no water nearby. They hang on other side of town by the river.
cstanleytech
(28,471 posts)progressoid
(53,179 posts)If the trees survive the winter, we'll try sometime a little more sturdy next year.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Honey crisp will actually taste like crisp honey?
Frankly this thread has imbued me with a profound distrust of all produce marketing efforts.
brush
(61,033 posts)When I was a kid Red Delicious apples were just that delicious.
But the sweet deliciousness has went the way of the tomatoes that we now find at the grocery stores they look great but don't taste like they look.
It's all about shelf-life and appearance now, real apple or tomato taste be damned.
Too bad many younger folks don't know that Red Delicious apples used to take really good and not like grainy, near-tasteless pulp.
amandabeech
(9,893 posts)bear no relation to the same-name apple of today.
I grew up in fruit producing area, and in the fall, you could smell Red Delicious apples everywhere.
Golden Delicious are still very good, though.
happyslug
(14,779 posts)Now new variations have been "found" since the 1960s, but as a whole the Red Delicious is about the same as it was when it was first sold 1880.
Remember the seeds of apples are a product of genes that are different from the genes of its parents, and thus will NOT produce the same type of apples as its parents. Thus Grafting is used to produce more versions of any apple tree.
Sometimes someone spots a tree with a new type of apple and like it and start to graft more trees off its trigs. Thus new variations of apples are born, but then grafted to make more trees of that type of apple.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple#Wild_ancestors
The Granny Smith has made major in roads on the Red Delicious for it has a similar shelf life and has something called "Taste". The Red Delicious was liked for it could last a year, other variation of apples have a much shorted shelf life and thus disliked by anyone supplying apples but not eating them (Red Delicious are "loved" by the Army and other similar mass feeders of people, for it is something they can count on NOT rotting before it is served).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granny_Smith
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple#Wild_ancestors
In my area, the popular varity tends to be for pie making as while as eating raw:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Spy
http://www.ecbrownsnursery.biz/index.cfm/fuseaction/plants.plantDetail/plant_id/32/typeID/7/index.htm
My Favorite has always been the Stayman, a tart apple. It is known as a "Frost" Apple for it becomes ripe about the time of the first frost of the fall. Stayman is also a Sterile pollen producer, you can NOT use it to pollinate another apple. Please note ALL apples must be pollinated by another variation of apple. In the case of Stayman, that generally means three variation for Stayman can NOT be used to pollinate, thus to pollinate whatever variation of apple you use to pollinate the Stayman, you have to get a third variation of apples to do the job. For this reason most Apple orchards that sell Stayman Apples also tend to sell at least two other variation of apples.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stayman_(apple)
http://www.treesofantiquity.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=125
http://www.ecbrownsnursery.biz/index.cfm/fuseaction/plants.plantDetail/plant_id/816/index.htm
http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/hort/hil/hil-8301.html
Another Apple I like is the Cortland:
http://www.ecbrownsnursery.biz/index.cfm/fuseaction/plants.plantDetail/plant_id/8/typeID/7/index.htm
Please note:
http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/hort/hil/hil-8301.html
In simple terms you can NOT plant just one apple tree, you MUST plant two of different varieties but that flower about the same time.
I am NOT a great fan of the Gala, but it is the #2 Apple in the US today:
http://www.ecbrownsnursery.biz/index.cfm/fuseaction/plants.plantDetail/plant_id/22/typeID/7/index.htm
I have to mention the "Grime Golden" which is believed to be the ancestor of the "Golden Delicious", it is also known as one of the few apples that can pollinate itself:
http://www.ecbrownsnursery.biz/index.cfm/fuseaction/plants.plantDetail/plant_id/27/typeID/7/index.htm
One tree supplier list of Apple Trees:
http://www.ecbrownsnursery.biz/index.cfm
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MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)My preference is for cider apples, but I've always been a fermenter.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Last edited Mon Sep 15, 2014, 03:10 AM - Edit history (1)
I had them as kid in the South and they were good when I got them then, and good now if I get them in season in Washington.
The real season, not the year round season people think they should be there for them to buy. The illusion they can get them at the peak is from keeping them refrigerated just above freezing to last a long time and get profit year around.
Every fall I go to my nearby COSTCO in Washington state to buy large, organic, Red Delicious when the real season begins. I put them on the kitchen counter and my entire apartment smells like fresh flowers for a week. They taste exactly like the ones when I was a kid.
It's not the apple, it's the timing, so I'm suspect of the story of how unpopular they are. I've seen other varieties being pushed as if they can conquer the problem of what is done to produce with another breed. I've tried all the others and for me nothing compares with them at the right time.
I think this is mostly a marketing scam and the desire for the 'new.' In a way, Red Delicious apples are a victim of their own success. Everyone expects to get them year round, but it's simply impossible. So they are kept in storage and get mealy over time. They look the same but they are mush inside.
Not the fault of the breed. Just people not accepting that they can't the same thing all year around.
I agree with you about the tomatoes, though, that was done in the seventies. They were engineered and had porcine genes inserted to survive mechanical harvesting methods, or so it was said. We used to call them pig tomatoes. It wasn't a secret.
A lot of produce has been engineered for shelf life or ease in harvest. I have not found any Red Delicious in season to be mealy. I'll keep enjoying them as long as I can.
JMHO. YMMV.
brush
(61,033 posts)Wish they've only sell them in season then because the ones I get taste nothing like what I remember as a kid.
OregonBlue
(8,215 posts)Delicious were just that. They still are. We drive to Hood River every fall and get fresh apples and they are truly delicious. However, in our local grocery stores, you cannot buy new crop apples. In fact, many of our apples come from New Zealand and California. They have water core and are mealy. The Red Delicious are total crap. Everyone needs to start asking their produce departments why we don't have new crop apples in a country that produces more apples than most of the world.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)At the same time, our produce is sent overseas at little profit and foreign producers want access to our market. I didn't want to buy Chinese produce and many dollar stores and some grocers will sell vegetables and fruit grown there, often with growth chemicals that are illegal here, to increase size and weight.
Only one market I go to has COO (country of origin) labels on the bins of produce. (COO labeling of ingredients was taken out by Bush. Most Americans didn't make a fuss.) The ones from China don't sell well, as people want to buy local. There being a couple of good reasons for that, to help our own growers and to be green. Because there is nothing 'green' about having your food shipped around the globe as if it was a luxury item, going through all that oil and everything else that is involved, when you could pick the apples off your own tree.
This is why the produce is on the verge of being rotten, they keep it very cold until sale, then offer it to the stores, and within a week or even a day, whether it's a root crop, greens, fruits or vegetables, it rots in the refrigerator, all mushy and ready for the compost pile.
It's become like gambling buying food or anything else, and there's not any recourse. I understand the desire of people, too, to get their favorite produce year round. That's why so much comes from Chile, Ecuador, Peru, Mexico, etc. But it is as close as rotten already when it arrives home as can be conceived.
It's wasteful and is a result of the WTO, etc. Every nation is supposed to get to parity, none with an advantage in that system. But it's dumb in practice, just as NAFTA was, which did damage to agriculture where I lived for a few years in the southwest. Some ranching families who had been on their land for a century, were driven out of business.
You cannot compete with scrub cattle imported from Mexico for a dollar a head, full grown to the packing houses competing with the evolved practices the area I lived in for years had. They had spent years improving the breeds to give the most amount of lean beef, given their animals veterinary treatment to be healthy as they grew for several years in improved pastures. And all carefully bred and records kept to keep the animals healthy and a standard 'product.'
But they were confronted with a competitor, like China, who only looked to the bottom line and shipped what would be slaughtered without all that care and at minimal cost to produce. Essentially, they were dumped into the market as a form of price rigging and allegedly to enrich Mexican ranchers. One of the things hyped to the American public where I lived was that it would reduce immigration by lifting the standard of living there. Another lie.
At least those I knew from there didn't say it helped them at all. The trade agreements broke the middle class in Mexico and they had to come here to work. Those who underestimate the education and intelligence of those who cross the border, should consider the example of the family I knew best. All university educated, with good paying jobs that suddenly disappeared and who came to the USA to work as cooks in restaurants, tree trimmers, laborers, babysitters / housekeepers.
The main recipients of the wealth from the agreement were the CEOs and the corporations, workers who were set to make a better living by the new rules, or the rich owners or their cronies. And they always market their scam, selling the stories which we easily go along with, that the goods or produce here are just not good enough, so we must now have the 'new thing' that it just so happens they are selling. It's an endless circle of greed and displacement.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Eater of lesser apples!
BlueCaliDem
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Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Red delicious always tastes like damp talcum powder that was in the same room as apple-scented potpourri to me. They're muchy, grainy, and gross.
BlueCaliDem
(15,438 posts)But I guess it depends on how fresh they are, how they're grown and stored. I get mine at Ralph's Groceries here in SoCal. I don't like the Red Delicious at Stater Bros, though. They're horrible.
Ralph's get all their produce from local California growers, so I guess it depends how they're grown and stored. But mine always tastes fresh, juicy, crunchy, and crisp.
rustydog
(9,186 posts)When they are picked right off the tree, dang they tasted GOOD!. We walked home from the school bus stop and we walked past several orchards back n the 60's. We'd pick a Red Delicious apple and have one heck of a mouth-watering crisp FLAVORFUL apple snack.
Now they are grown for color and crunch, no taste what so ever.
chervilant
(8,267 posts)Last edited Mon Sep 15, 2014, 11:19 AM - Edit history (1)
tasteless apple...
I will not eat it, Sam-I-Am!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)StevePaulson
(174 posts)Ted Cruz spoiled Dr. Suess for a generation.....
chervilant
(8,267 posts)Cruz can go suck green eggs!
JI7
(93,615 posts)get the red out
(14,031 posts)Might as well eat cardboard since it has more taste. Love all the other apples mentioned in the article. Ate a big Honeycrip earlier and it was wonderful.
Dirty Socialist
(3,252 posts)Red Delicious sux.
However, I do like Golden Delicious.
DawgHouse
(4,019 posts)The skin is tough, the flesh is mealy I love Honey crisp, Gala, there are so many better apples!
cali
(114,904 posts)Red Delicious suck.
AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)Small but good. Firm and tart.
MannyGoldstein
(34,589 posts)laundry_queen
(8,646 posts)Even as a kid, I would beg my mom to buy another kind, back when the only 4 kinds in the grocery store were Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Granny Smith and Macintosh. Now, my kids favor Gala, so that's what I buy, with an occasional bag of Granny Smith thrown in. And once a year (right now, actually) we get to eat apples off my parents' apple tree - it's a weird crab apple hybrid or something - apples are sour but far larger than the old-fashioned crab apples at my grandparent's farm, almost regular storebought apple size. They are so flavorful, yum! Got a bag of them today...with many more to come later in the week
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)I grew up eating Red Delicious. Don't mind them now but Galas are much better.
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)to the differences in the tastes between red and green apples, so they both seem to taste the same to me.
enki23
(7,795 posts)It's grainy, it's mushy, it's cloying... Jebus. Give me a Haralson if you can. Or just, anything that isn't a Red Delicious.
Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)Disgusting.
el_bryanto
(11,804 posts)Maybe it wasn't a red delicious but some other kind of apple i mistook for one. And at any rate, I buy Granny Smith for cooking and Golden Delicious for eating anyway.
Bryant
JaneyVee
(19,877 posts)Macintosh all the way. Thin skin, smooth not grainy, and deliciously tart.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)There is NO WAY those apples are THAT bad.
TexasProgresive
(12,730 posts)They used to have a marvelous aromatic odor that was like this best perfume ever. I still buy Macs when available. A medium small apple is part of my usual breakfast. The bowl is full of Galas now, maybe October will bring some Macs.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)fuck those guys.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)C'mon man, take it back. They're more like Kid Anakin, really.
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Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Apple snobs.
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Thread snob
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Steve Snobs, Apple CEO.
IADEMO2004
(6,424 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Personally I like the fujis or the braeburns, I think.. pink ladies as others have mentioned.
Every once in a while I'll buy a big thing of Red Delicious at costco, and many of them end up going to waste. So despite my snark, I sort of agree with the premise here.
tammywammy
(26,582 posts)That's my favorite. Sweet and juicy.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I was never much of an apple fan, in general, but upon moving to the pacific NW it's like an embarrassment of riches, particularly come fall.
So there's like 50 different kinds I'd never heard of.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Cha
(319,067 posts)point out a bad apple?
X_Digger
(18,585 posts)Wife went in to Central Market today (Holy Church of the Yoga Pants, Sacred Yuppie, Blessed Mother with an Iced, Soy Latte, Amen!) for some specialty cheese, and she related being agog at some stupid apple selling for $3.50.. each. Not per pound, each.
Any green apple will do for me.. Just don't charge as much as a goddamned gallon of gas for it.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Just sayin
RoverSuswade
(641 posts)They are labeled "Washington State' and we buy 'em by the big box. They are horrible. The guests take one bite and throw them in the waste basket. The reason management buys them? You guessed it - they are cheaper! But they are wasting money and reputation in the long run. I've tried to get them to switch (at least to Golden Delicious) - to no avail. Frustrating.
Generic Other
(29,080 posts)Every yard has an old apple tree. Heirlooms. Most tart as can be. Green, yellow or red. Crunchy. So fresh they set your teeth on edge. Apples in stores are mushy sauce by comparison.
progressoid
(53,179 posts)It's likely the hotel chooses them because they don't spoil quickly.
Of course if they switched, the couple bucks lost due to spoilage could easily be recouped by increasing the quality of the stay with a better apple.
RoverSuswade
(641 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Not the apple, the actual granny.
Paladin
(32,354 posts)Fuji, Pink Lady, etc.
bhikkhu
(10,789 posts)though we haven't been able to get any in months. Sad days...
Omaha Steve
(109,228 posts)The winter ones from South America just aren't as good.
Honey crisps and the true wine sap are my favs.
amerikat
(5,217 posts)Empire is the finest apple ever devised. Red Delicious are way too sweet.
yourmovemonkey
(275 posts)I like a crisp apple with tartness. I think the empires were developed at Cornell university. This time of year, I'll go for the honey crisp or northern spy, if I can find them. The empires store well, and retain their crisp tartness well into January. My favorites are only available for a few weeks though.
libdem4life
(13,877 posts)deafskeptic
(463 posts)I'm also hankering for Granny Smiths. I will snap them up as soon as I see them and fry them to go with my pork chops and bitter greens with a glass of local apple cider.
Demit
(11,238 posts)Tart, tasty, juicy. Not sickly sweet. Didn't stay crisp a long time, but perfect when fresh.
I've found varieties that replace some of the qualities, but I loved my Jonathans.
hatrack
(64,887 posts)Yorks are also really good, though an odd, sort of lumpy, squat apple (though w. dynamite flavor).
RoverSuswade
(641 posts)They are ALMOST ready. We just need a light frost and it is gorging-on-apples time (we keep the bathroom door open and extra toilet paper handy - ha ha)
Botany
(77,323 posts)Do the trick ..... Red delicious is nowhere near as good.
But they have been marketed as "the apple" for many years,
AnotherDreamWeaver
(2,926 posts)As soon as a red blush appears the birds are making holes in them. There are some old trees from the old homestead and I have grown several trees from seed. One that usually has lots of scab on the skin is clear this year. A large yellow apple isn't bearing much this year. And another tree has stripes, gets ripe very late, is a small apple but very firm and sweet. We used to make cider, but have let blackberry get under the trees so bad we can't get to many now and just the wildlife gets them.
mythology
(9,527 posts)Why destroy something that belongs to somebody else just because you're an ass? But I suppose the answer is in the question.
If he doesn't like Red Delicious apples, he's really free to not buy them. But when he instead decides to make them unsellable, he crosses the line from being an obnoxious food snob to being an utter piece of trash.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)to remember when there was no other apple variety available in any store except Red Delicious. Somehow, this apple became THE apple. The article is just saying that by having this apple be the only one marketed to a whole generation or more of people, the apple was almost put out of favor as a fruit choice....therefore, destroyed.
NRaleighLiberal
(61,857 posts)apple that arose in Roxbury MA. We just got back from the Heritage Harvest Festival at Monticello and we purchased a collection of old heirloom types at an orchard near Charlottesville - 1.50 per pound. It was heaven to eat.
There are literally hundreds of apple varieties, many of them in existence for a few hundred years - but they are not easy to find. But...if you could try an Ashmead's Kernel, or Cox Orange Pippin, or Esopus Spitzenburg (Jefferson's favorite) - it is a profound experience (for apple lovers, anyway).
While we were there (I was really fortunate and got to give a few talks/workshops at the festival), we stayed in the same cottage as the man who knows more about apples than anyone, Tom Burford. He told apple stories, I told tomato stories (it wasn't as boring as it probably sounds!).
oh - Red Delicious? NEVER (for me, anyway)! It is certainly red (it has been selected for years for its color), but to me is hardly delicious. And it is in no way comparable to the original Red Delicious, which arose in 1880. The original tree is no more.
TuxedoKat
(3,843 posts)I have been planting heirloom apple and other trees the past few years and learning as much as I can about them. I'm looking for some similar apple festivals to attend up north here (near New England/NY). There is a gentleman in your state who searches for heirloom apple trees, grafts and sells them too (link posted below). If you know of any old, unusual trees in your area you might let him know. He has some interesting apple stories on his website. I got a couple of trees from him last year, which are doing great by the way.
http://www.applesearch.org/
Warpy
(114,615 posts)Those were my favorites.
Here in NM, it's catch as catch can, varieties are extremely limited. There was a huge orchard about an hour north of where I am but it fell victim to a really nasty forest fire a couple of years ago. I'm sure they're replanting, but it will be many years before we get local cider again.
aikoaiko
(34,214 posts)NRaleighLiberal
(61,857 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Yes.

snowgypsy
(6 posts)apple varieties worldwide and more than 2000 grown in the US. Some are sour green bullets, some are sugar soaked s**t. Many of the 'Russets' are sublime both in taste and texture . . . the green bullets make 'proper' cider . . . the stuff that is double fermented and taught that daft monk in Reims what to do with sour wine. The first champagne bottles were bought from Bristol UK cider makers . . .
Then we have the 'Red delicious' a triumph of money over everything that's nice to eat.
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)For another color apple also.
alfredo
(60,301 posts)Delicious were mealy.
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)alfredo
(60,301 posts)Warpy
(114,615 posts)For baking it's a combination of Granny Smith and MacIntosh, if I can find them.
alfredo
(60,301 posts)Orrex
(67,111 posts)Wait. What?
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)I used to like Red Delicious until they became apple sauce in a leather bag, I'm not a fan of tart apples, I prefer sweet. The Ambrosia apple is sweet and crisp. It's the result of a random seedling.
Cobalt Violet
(9,976 posts)2 of my favorites. The Ginger Golds are and early season variety and the blushings are late season. Both have a wonderful balance of sweet and tart.
LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)Fresh off the tree
adirondacker
(2,921 posts)
I've had a few red delicious that were crisp and tart, but most taste mealy.
gvstn
(2,805 posts)Stayman Winesaps? http://www.terhuneorchards.com/our_crops_stayman.html

They are great but despite the blurb on the site linked, they do not store well. They get mealy (to my taste) about a month after picking and should be eaten when fresh. Flavor wise they are how I define "apple". (FWIW, I define "orange" with the Temple variety. They smell and taste exactly like what I want from an orange.)
Edited to add: Perfectly stored Red Delicious are not a bad apple. They can be quite crisp and flavorful if you get a good one despite all the naysaying. Most in supermarkets are so-so but sometimes way in March and April when there is little other fruit they release their most carefully stored ones and they are pretty good.
PatrynXX
(5,668 posts)is the only one anyone eats around here
BlindTiresias
(1,563 posts)Cripps Pink and Honey Crisp is the best. Mcouns are a close third, though, and especially if they are local grown because the tartness of the skin reminds me of cranberries which makes it like eating some kind of cran-apple hybrid.
IronLionZion
(51,267 posts)Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)has Jonathan, McIntosh (from our tree) and Northern Spy.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)UTUSN
(77,795 posts)ProudToBeBlueInRhody
(16,399 posts)Tikki
(15,140 posts)YUMMY
Tend to your crust, also...
Tikki
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Just because Regina eating them is so awesome.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)I just LOVE Regina
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)So my kid, at the end of last season, starts screaming OH MY GOD when Regina says to Hook and Emma:
"What else did you bring back?" Because of course.....they bring Elsa. My kid starts screaming that the only way you defeat ice is with fire...which brings us to Regina's pet dragon under the town...
Seems like Maleficent is back next half-season....Vampire Pam!!!! I freakin' love the dynamic between those two.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)disastrously awesome
. I can't wait!!!
Aerows
(39,961 posts)but made a new post because Maleficent may or may not appear.
Regina's signature move is fireballs. She brings the fire, and I don't even think a dragon could take the fire she brings on.
She will definitely harness all of the fire to her advantage, though.
Season 4 is going to rock.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)No, it looks like they've locked up Vampire Pam for the second half of the year, and I think that could be deliciously awesome. Personally, I can't wait to see the awesome can of whoop ass revenge Regina opens up on the friggin' Charmings. Hell...I can't wait for the Eduardo Castro "I -just-slept-with-my-soulmate-and-now-his-goddamn-wife-is-back" mourningwear line.
That, and I want to know what happened to the Rolly Joger!! Hopefully, Captain Hook's balls and ship will return in the same episode.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)and tighten the sails, we are in for quite a ride!
I have no doubt that Regina will be in an ass-kicking mood in all of her glory. I HOPE so.
ETA: I absolutely despise Jennifer Morrison despite liking the Swan Queen theme.
I'll be the first in line cheering if Regina offs her. Not Emma, but someone that is a better actress. I'd like that for Christmas.
And Snow the sanctimonious on a pyre. Please. Give. Me. That. Gift.
"You'll like the special, Blackened Sole."
Aerows
(39,961 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)with every single thing you wrote.
I hate Emma Swan and her skimpy leather jackets. I despise Snow and her do-gooder, bird singing self. Charming??? What a godamn milquetoast. And Henry? Let's hope nurture wins out, 'cause otherwise that kid has no chance.
Jennifer Morrison makes me itch....I think she handled the SwanQueen ship badly. Emma doesn't deserve Hook. I hope he dumps her for the ship.
And the Knave....you know, my current running theory is that Hook traded the ship for a bean from the Knave.....who is a fence, after all.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)while I'm dealing with all of this honeycrisp gorgeous on my hands.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)I'm confused about this.
donco
(1,548 posts)outta anything named granny.
GETPLANING
(846 posts)Today, there are about ten. This is the consequence of industrial farming. All it will take is one blight to wipe out apples (or corn or potatoes or you name it) because there is no diversity left to combat the forces of natural selection.
cilla4progress
(26,525 posts)I live in the heart of Washington apple country. I couldn't agree more...the reign of the mealy, tasteless, yet stunning LOOKING Red Delicious must end!
My husband is, today, bottling our own personal apple crop: 2 trees producing enough applesauce for 50+ jars. "We" processs it and freeze it in glass jars. He is a Washington native and, like salmon swimming home to spawn, this is his Autumn ritual. If he doesn't have applesauce with a meal (esp. spaghetti - YUK -he feels he's missing something).
Some years, like last, we get essentially 0 apples. Others, like this one, we have more than we can eat ourselves! Everyone in these parts gives away fruit all summer long. It's a great place to live, that way!
closeupready
(29,503 posts)and bruised typically. Looks good on the outside, but that's the only thing going for them, IMO.
chrisa
(4,524 posts)despite not even knowing what kind of apple that is, or not knowing if they have ever eaten one before.
Inkfreak
(1,695 posts)I honestly can't remember.
I'm an upstate NYer. I eat all sorts of em.
valerief
(53,235 posts)a McIntosh or Gala or other apple that doesn't have that "crown" bottom.
Pisces
(6,235 posts)rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)We don't get them down here in the south.
longship
(40,416 posts)A worthless fruit which is marketed solely by its appearance.
I learned to despise apples because of the red delicious. Try a MacIntosh some day. Make an apple pie with a red delicious some day -- it will be flavorless. My mother made great apple pies and she always used a variety of apples, none of which were the universally horrible red delicious.
pansypoo53219
(23,034 posts)the wrong idea about golden delicious. my fav. but those too need to be local + green.
cali
(114,904 posts)German Apple Pancake (great for a leisurely breakfast, brunch or dessert)
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/german-apple-pancake/
Apple and Onions (I loved the Little House books, in part because of the food descriptions)
http://www.motherearthnews.com/homesteading-and-livestock/fried-apples-n-onions.aspx#axzz3DNWYFemC
Apple Custard Tart (I like apple tarts better than apple pie)
http://www.joyofbaking.com/AppleCustardTart.html
celery root salad with apples, walnuts and blue cheese
http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/celery-roots-with-apples-walnuts-and-blue-cheese
Chicken sauteed with apples
http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/browse-all-recipes/chicken-sauteed-apples-10000001116466/
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)I kid.
shenmue
(38,598 posts)So there. Ha!
Orsino
(37,428 posts)As God is my witness, I am never going back.
marions ghost
(19,841 posts)...OK I just had to weigh in because nobody mentioned them. My favorite.
Yeah Red Delicious--yuk. Avoid like the plague. I guess some people like them as stores always have them. Kids like the extra sweetness maybe.
Horse with no Name
(34,239 posts)favorite is Pink Lady
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)frazzled
(18,402 posts)Some are better for baking, some for snacking. A good pie will generally result from a combination of apples used together (tarter and sweeter), and people differ in whether they like their apples to bake soft or hard.
Some apples store longer, some are available for a shorter time and don't keep long.
If you want to use a cut-up raw apple in a salad that won't turn brown, try a Cortland.
I'm an equal-opportunity apple trier (though I can't say I've bought a Red Delicious in decades). We tasted some different early varieties at the Farmer's Market this weekend, and rejected the Honey Crisp (kind of bland) in favor of some still-small McIntoshes. They're sweet-tart when first picked, but will go more sweet with time. I'd use them in a cake because they're moist.
OnlinePoker
(6,127 posts)It had two fully mature apple trees. One is a standard Macintosh, but the other is a variety called King of Tompkins County. This second tree gives massive, flavourful fruit with a nice thick skin that keeps the bugs out. It's great for pies, crumbles, and sauces, or just eating. It's probably the best apple variety I've ever eaten.
louis-t
(24,618 posts)The most tasteless, fickle, inconsistent fruit on the planet. Eat them one day too late, they turn to mush. Usually dyed, covered in wax. Bleh.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)I walked to the store on my lunch hour and bought a HoneyCrisp....OMG, it is heavenly. Too bad it takes a day's wages to purchase!! I wonder if the tree grows well in Utah?
For the sake of trying something new, I also bought a Sonya.
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)whistler162
(11,155 posts)These are all genetically modified organisms. We must find the pure ancient apple. Reject GMO apples!
In my area I see a limited amount of Red Delicious apples and CNY is a large apple producer.
cstanleytech
(28,471 posts)whistler162
(11,155 posts)It is just the method that was used.
cstanleytech
(28,471 posts)as most apples are not genetically modified.
Crossbred with with variants yes but most havent been modified in a lab by having something inserted into their genome.
Recursion
(56,582 posts)... yeah, I really can't stand mass-produced apples or tomatoes.