Pssst. Hey, libertarians.

[Scuba]

[Rex]

1. The Invisible Tentacle will take care of all that.

[Kilgore]

2. Had to do a double take, thought you said "Invisiable Testicle"

[Rex]

3. Well those...ahem...meatballs do put a certain amount of suggestion into the picture.

Libertarians might as well worship the Invisible Spaghetti monster when they believe 'everything will sort itself out in the end and be good'. I've got some oceanfront property in Arizona I'd like to sell them.

[longship]

4. I know about that AZ property... It's named Otisberg.

[ZombieHorde]

5. The Libertarian Party's

stances on the environment, worker's rights, minority rights, and social programs are the main reasons I oppose them. I like many of their stances, especially their anti-war stance, but they are soooo terrible on those four issues that I couldn't bring myself to vote for them.

[edgineered]

6. Yup, the mind shuts off by four,

but any one of the four is enough by itself. The who ever gets put up for election by either party is going to be a puppet anyway.