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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Two days after voting against the Paycheck Fairness Act, a law that would help women to obtain equal pay, the four female Republicans in the United States Senate co-sponsored a bill that would slash their salaries to seventy-one per cent of what their male colleagues earn.
The senatorsKelly Ayotte (R-N.H.), Susan Collins (R-Maine), Deb Fischer (R-Neb.), and Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska)said that the best way to take a stand against big governments intrusive attempts to mandate equal pay for women was to take a twenty-nine-per-cent pay cut themselves.
The days of the federal government forcing us to earn as much as male senators are over, Ayotte said. We will not stop fighting until we make twenty-nine per cent less.
Fischer said that after voting down paycheck equity for women across America, the female Republican senators realized that they themselves were burdened by the tyranny of equal pay in the U.S. Senate.
All we are asking for is the same freedom from equal pay that other American women enjoy, Ayotte said.
Though the bill was just proposed on Wednesday morning, Murkowski said that it already has the unanimous support of male Republicans in the Senate.
www.borowitzreport.com
Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
Orsino
(37,428 posts)...for selling out their sisters.
calimary
(81,220 posts)REALLY believe, as most of their GOP brothers seem to, that women are just taking men's jobs and shouldn't be there - WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TAKING UP SPACE IN CONGRESS AND THE SENATE????? Shouldn't they rightly be home, in the kitchen, with their pearls and their nice June Cleaver house-dresses, baking nice cookies for the kids when they come home from school every day?
It's the same thing about which I always am bewildered, with these people: WHY do we want people who hate government - IN government????
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)For now tho - a trio that KNOWS "their place".
calimary
(81,220 posts)Another one from the "that'd be funny if it weren't true" department.
TRoN33
(769 posts)This is #1 political satire of the year.
jopacaco
(133 posts)I knew that Susan Collins voted against this bill and I missed the source at first glance. I donated money to Shenna Bellows campaign after Susie voted against this bill and the Citizen's United bill earlier this week. I so wish that the national Democrats would support Shenna since she would be a great senator.
perdita9
(1,144 posts)these nitwits should take a 100% pay cut !
Paladin
(28,252 posts)I hope those four senators saw it.
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)to show the rest of us women how truly insane you are.
Did you all take a Phyllis Schlafly class?
CrispyQ
(36,457 posts)Love Borowitz!
Would love to see the media call out these hypocrites, but since they have an R after their name, won't happen.
Jack Rabbit
(45,984 posts)First of all, not only would the Republican women senators not be speaking for the proposal, they wouldn't even be in the loop about it. Instead, Senator McConnell would simply come out and announce the proposal himself, backed by Senators Mike Lee, Ted Cruz and David Vitter, who all have sterling records on women's issues, as we know. In case we don't know, Senator McConnell would make sure to tell us so.
The report would continue . . .
When asked why no women were present, McConnell explained that first of all, women cannot be trusted to make decisions about issues concerning them and besides, all the Republican women Senators support the proposal, or will if they know what's good for them. At this point in the press conference, Baltimore Ravens star Ray Rice quietly joined the senators, with his left fist doubled up and a dry smile on his face. Following Mr. Rice was Phyllis Schlafly, the quisling of America women, who spoke to the press, asserting that real American women want neither equal rights nor equal pay and don't need the respect of their men.
Lobbiest of America !!