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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Onion: David Cameron To Scottish People: ‘I’ll Kill Myself If You Leave’
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LONDONIn an emotional public address this morning ahead of Thursdays national referendum in Scotland, U.K. Prime Minister David Cameron pleaded with the Scottish people to stay and vowed that he would take his own life if the territory votes in favor of independence. Scotland, the second you leave I will kill myselfI swear Ill do it, said a visibly disheveled Cameron, who spoke with a shaking voice and appeared at several points during the speech as if he was on the verge of breaking down in tears. How can I go on living if youre gone? If you vote yes to independence, thats ityou can say goodbye to me right now, because Ill be dead the next time you see me. Just look at what youre doing to me! At press time, Cameron was seen sobbing softly and climbing up the stairs to the top of Parliaments Elizabeth Tower.
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The Onion: David Cameron To Scottish People: ‘I’ll Kill Myself If You Leave’ (Original Post)
geardaddy
Sep 2014
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Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,500 posts)1. He's gonna start driving by Scotland. Yelling at them to come
back. Maybe even peel a few donuts on their yard.
geardaddy
(24,926 posts)2. Hahaha!
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)3. Love it! The follow up article should be
something along the lines of how the anticipated vote for independence will top 90% in favor.
FSogol
(45,480 posts)4. Hope Scotland throws all on Cameron's stuff in the yard and writes "neo-con prick" on his car.
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)5. Is that a real photo? If so, the guy needs some sleep...
Also, if he did say that, it would pass with about 95% of the vote.