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Again, not The Onion.
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/mississippi-police-want-to-arrest-the-satanists-who-turn-dead-people-gay
Harper told the Huffington Post today that the original charges of tresspasing (sic), malicious mischief and indecent exposure (thanks to Lucien tea-bagging Catherine Johnston's grave, which can be seen here) have been dropped because "the judge refused to sign a warrant on them." In the end, Lucien has been charged with desecration of a grave....
When I asked Lucien, via email, what he made of all this, he told me "We caused no material damage to anything, and the cemetery was left exactly as it was when we entered it. Im not sure which part of this is most problematic for the sheriff the displays of homosexuality, or the Satanism. I do know that the combination of the two is bound to cause absolute havoc among the superstitious homophobic."
On the off chance New York extradites Lucien to Mississippi, I asked him if there were any spells he could cast on the officers to turn them gay like the spirit of Fred Phelps (sic) mom. I predict that if I were to be arrested and extradited to Mississippi, he wrote, my very presence would raise unholy psychological Hell among the sheriff and his colleagues. Just as medieval demon panics gave rise to episodes in which repressed people took the opportunity to act out in mindless abandon exonerated from their own deeds by the idea of 'possession' I believe it quite possible that I could find myself in a holding cell witnessing the Meridian Police devolve into a sweaty, grunting, savage orgy of uncaged homosexuality... all influenced by the idea that they were utterly powerless against my sexual conversion magic. Perhaps they are merely looking for such a scapegoat.
For the last time, quit posting your headlines in ALL CAPS! I am sick unto death of having to retype them!!
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)You got me I looked. I still don't believe it. The production value of the video is not quite up to Onion quality, but maybe some techs were having a bad day.
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)I hope he manages to stay out of jail.
Response to KamaAina (Original post)
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Historic NY
(37,449 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)This sounds like something Michael "Mr. Mike" O'Donoghue would write. If he weren't dead, that is. Maybe it's Tony Hendra's work?
Holy crap.
Poe's law really gets a workout these days.
ETA: NOTHING is going to beat that post title for Headline of The Week. Maybe even the year.
Lucien sounds like an entertaining fellow.
Tikki
(14,555 posts)before or after their death.
I can not tell you how many people told me that I wouldn't care because I'd be dead.
Well, my family would care, care a lot. They love me just the the way I am and so should people who don't even know me.
The mormons go snooping around public records like they own every word ever written.
I think it is low-life and classless for the satanist to do a pink mass over a grave and I think it is
low-life and classless for the mormons to co-opt someone's life for their superior dance.
Tikki
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)for the Mormons.
Tikki
(14,555 posts)any of me, alive or dead.
Baptizing someone is NOT a part of the Good Samaritan law or any law.
Tikki
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)under Hobby Lobotomy.