ISIS has outlawed the following school subjects: Math, Sports, evolution, social studies

[Liberal_in_LA]

one more but I forgot it. heard on radio today.

Math!?

[shenmue]

1. Great, they are going to be able to do absolutely nothing

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

2. Sports?

What, they want all of the people they conquer to be pudgy and out of shape so they can't rebel easily?

[GP6971]

3. maybe world geography?

[Liberal_in_LA]

12. elections is the 5th banned subject. chem & physics must be taught as "due to Allah's rule & law"

Books cannot include any reference to evolution. And teachers must say that the laws of physics and chemistry "are due to Allah's rules and laws."

The letter ends with a firm warning: "This is an obligatory announcement, and all violators will be punished." 200 Syrians killed in one day.

The brutal advances of ISIS in Syria come as the country grapples with a three-year civil war with no clear victor in sight.

://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/middle-east/ISIS-bans-math-sport-social-studies-for-children/articleshow/42734686.cms

[Terra Alta]

4. evolution, huh.

Reminds me of a certain political party here in the US that wants to outlaw evolution.

[Scootaloo]

7. Well, except evolution was already not on the Iraqi cirriculum

Weird that the people who want to preserve hte idea that humans are a special, unique, divinely-shaped creations, so ften seem to be the ones who want to end human life, innit?

[Aerows]

5. You can't sell shit-tons of oil to Turkey

and "hide" it on the books while convincing everyone to look the other way while screaming "war" without mathematics. Geometry of how to get said oil to Turkey while everyone pretends they don't see it being shipped is also handy.

Doing quadratic equations in your head to block out the fact that more money will be thrown at the "anti-terror" business while supporting the "terror and spying on Americans" business" is just a bonus.

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. Maybe Suicide Bombing 101 will be mandatory?

"now pay attention, because I am only gonna show you this once"

[Downwinder]

8. A Texas fundy's dream.

[newfie11]

9. Sounds like republicans

And here in America repugs want to rewrite science too.

[GeorgeGist]

10. Let em die ...

of their own duplicity.

[Quantess]

11. Math is a stone's throw from Satanism

Numbers are too crafty.