Florida woman has surgery to add third breast

[Cali_Democrat]

A 21-year-old Florida woman says she spent $20,000 for a third breast to make herself "unatttractive to men."

The admittedly "crazy" massage therapist, who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil, told an Orlando radio station in a bizarre interview that she had the plastic surgery because she doesn't want to date anymore.

"Well I am crazy," she told the "The News Junkie" show last week. "Crazy people don't know they are crazy, so technically since I know I'm crazy I'm not crazy."

She said she had to see countless doctors before finding one who would do the surgery. The procedure cost $20,000, she told the radio station.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/florida-woman-surgery-add-breast-article-1.1948199

[nomorenomore08]

1. Seems awfully young to be taking a permanent vow of celibacy. But what the hell do I know?

[AngryAmish]

2. A woman, in Florida, has to say she is crazy?

Zip code is enough.

[Warpy]

5. If you've got twenty grand at the age of 21

and you're not spending it on getting the hell out of Florida, you definitely need your screws tightened.

My mother always said when she saw high rise condos going up that it was a good thing because they'd make Florida sink faster.

[NYC_SKP]

3. A dear friend of mine has six, two traditional plus four supernumerary or auxiliary nipples.

These came naturally to her.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21838088

I see Florida woman's surgery as akin to piercings, tattoos, or surgical implant of sixth and seventh testicles.

Extra testicles, it's the new crewcut.

[NickB79]

19. Sixth or seventh testicle?

Errr.......

[Eleanors38]

20. Wow. The surgeon must be a Master plumber.

[SheilaT]

4. I'm appalled that any doctor would actually perform this surgery.

She needs serious therapy. If she doesn't want to date, she could -- I know, this is crazy -- but she could just politely turn down and offers of a date.

Besides, there are bound to be men out there who would find the three breasts extremely titillating.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

7. Adjective win

My hat is off to you....

My own poor attempt:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018668622#post15

[SheilaT]

36. Thank you.

I do my best to challenge everyone's vocabulary.

Either that or I have an adjective quota I must meet everyday.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

42. You're welcome...

...and as voluble as it may seem, ruminate on the following somewhat arcane material at the link:
http://www.dailywritingtips.com/100-exquisite-adjectives/

[seveneyes]

6. So many minutes for fame

The rest are to live with it.

[NightWatcher]

8. She's not the first woman with 3 boobs

from Sarah Wood ?@OpinionatedDem on the twitterverse

[3catwoman3]

32. Excellent!!!

And oh so true!

[Glassunion]

39. I count 6.

[underpants]

54. LOL

[CherokeeDem]

59. Today's Winner...

Perfect!!!!!

[KamaAina]

9. Lounge thread already in progress

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018668622

[LeftyMom]

10. In before some DUer tells us about his third nipple again.

[Dr. Strange]

21. That's not nice.

Please don't draw attention to flvegan's excess nippleage.

[LeftyMom]

23. He has the usual number, thank jeebus. nt

[panader0]

11. Reminds me of a limerick

There once was a woman who begat
three babies named Nat, Tat and Pat.
It was fun in the breeding
but hell in the feeding
when she found there was no tit for Tat.

[Journeyman]

12. LOL . . .

I love limericks. And puns. Love 'em even more when they're mixed together.

[mindwalker_i]

30. Was Tat that one of Sarah Palin's kids?

[Politicalboi]

13. "Get your ass to Mars"

She would fit right in. Remake of Total Recall

[NaturalHigh]

14. Well, at least she knows she's crazy.

[CatWoman]

15. watch her strut her "stuff"

[Eleanors38]

24. Ah, hell. I thought it was on the other side.

[edgineered]

25. She certainly will not be the featured dancer anywhere with that routine.

But then again, if she has the cage onstage with her . . .

not for me though, at the first sign of a rope or cage its sayounara gringa, zaijian

[BKH70041]

17. Reminds me of Cheech and Chong's ET - The Extra Testicle.

[jmowreader]

37. That was the only good part in the whole movie

Especially the end of the sequence...

[MurrayDelph]

18. As seen in the movie "Paul"

Or, I believe Al Bundy once said he wanted a woman who had her third breast in the back "for dancing"

[Historic NY]

22. "Florida Women"...

that says it all.

[RebelOne]

58. What's the problem with Florida women?

I grew up in Florida and now live in Georgia. But I lived most of my life in South Florida. I wish some posters would stop slamming Florida women.

[Fla_Democrat]

26. I don't think it's going to work....... (obligatory graphic/NSFW/Whutevah warning)

A 21-year-old Florida woman says she spent $20,000 for a third breast to make herself "unatttractive to men."

She has clearly never seen Total Recall...

[Historic NY]

28. I was going to say something but i'm at a loss for words...

that would be reasonable.

[name not needed]

35. She also didn't factor in morbid curiosity.

[jmowreader]

38. She's never seen herself in the mirror either

That young lady is SERIOUSLY cute, no matter how many breasts she has. If she wants to make herself "unattractive to men," there is such a thing as women's Mixed Martial Arts.

[Xyzse]

43. Not true!

I am attracted to female Mixed Martial Artists.

Also, check out Gina Caranno and Ronda Rousey.

[jmowreader]

44. What I figure...

...if she got punched in the nose a few hundred times, she might have THOUGHT she's ugly and that'd scare away the boys.

As it is, with the face she has...



...and three breasts, more guys are going to want to date her than ever before.

[Xyzse]

45. Probably true...

Not my thing, but first time I heard it, I immediately thought of Total Recall/Rekall.

I mean, to me, this is mostly a stunt to get her 15 minutes of fame.

[underpants]

55. A. Yes she is cute. B. She clearly doesn't understand men

Having MORE is not going to keep them away.

[Blue Owl]

27. "quit looking at my booobs..."

[840high]

29. She's nuts.

[fadedrose]

31. Good luck finding a bra...

but Florida is always our state where if something unusual is going to happen, it'll be Florida . . .. so she will doubtless find a bra there.. . ...

[3catwoman3]

33. She couldn't just say "No, thanks," when...

...someone asks her out?

Shr doesn't want to date, but she sure wants attention.

[valerief]

34. FLORIDA! nt

[Cleita]

40. Seems like there would be less drastic and expensive ways to make yourself

unattractive to men, if that's what she really wanted.

[cali]

41. she wants to be a "reality show star".

[Cleita]

63. Apparently not true. It was far fetched. eom

[Historic NY]

46. "Well she is certainly more of a boob than she was before"....

I am surprised a Dr. with any ethics would have performed the surgery.

[Initech]

50. How do you think Walter White got an attorney to willfully represent him?

There are those attorneys, and then there are *THOSE* attorneys.

There are those doctors, and then there are *THOSE* doctors.

Catch my drift?

[NobodyHere]

47. I personally think this is fake

nt

[951-Riverside]

48. Jimmy Kimmel did it again? n/t

[Blue_Adept]

49. Fun to see how many people fell for this one.

Then again, considering the crazy things going on in the world...

[jamzrockz]

51. I can hoax

Don't believe a word of it.

[Initech]

52. I believe that this is the doctor who performed the surgery:

"Seriously baby, i can prescribe anything i want! "

[ForgoTheConsequence]

53. Fake.

Conservative tabloid trash.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp

[pinboy3niner]

56. ...

[badtoworse]

57. I thought maybe she was having triplets

[get the red out]

60. She wants a TV show

Apparently it was a $20,000 investment in trying to become a reality TV star.

[Agschmid]

61. Maybe I can be the next nipple alerter?

Jk.

[Fla Dem]

62. Snopes labels story FALSE. not her 1st time seeking viral fame.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp

[sufrommich]

64. I think even P. T. Barnum would be shocked at the internet's ability

to sucker the general public.It's on the internet,it must be true.