ISIS gives advice on how to kill an American

[denem]

or Frenchman or ...whatever.

Muhammad Al Adanani, Spokesman for the ISIS
9/22 "Your Lord is Ever Watchful"

(excerpt) If you can kill a disbelieving American or European .... rely upon Allah, and kill him in any manner or way however it may be. Do not ask for anyone’s advice and do not seek anyone’s verdict. Kill the disbeliever whether he is civilian or military ...

If you are not able to find an IED or a bullet, then single out the disbelieving American, Frenchman, or any of their allies. Smash his head with a rock, or slaughter him with a knife, or run him over with your car, or throw him down from a high place, or choke him, or poison him.

If you are unable to do so, then burn his home, car, or business. Or destroy his crops.

If you are unable to do so, then spit in his face.

http://world.al-mustaqbal.net/new-speech-islamic-state-spokesperson-indeed-your-lord-is-ever-watchful/

You will not feel secure even in your bedrooms ... we will strike you in your homeland. ISIS, 9/22

[Mika]

1. Hmmmm

The Breckenridge Memorandum
http://www.historyofcuba.com/history/bmemo.htm
J.C. Breckenridge, U.S. Undersecretary of War in 1897,
sent the following memo to the Commander of the U.S.
Army, Lieutenant General Nelson A. Miles. The memo
explains what is to be U.S. policy towards Cuba.

{snip}

It is obvious that the immediate annexation of these disturbing elements into our own federation in such large numbers would be sheer madness, so before we do that we must clean up the country, even if this means using the methods Divine Providence used on the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.

We must destroy everything within our cannons’ range of fire. We must impose a harsh blockade so that hunger and its constant companion, disease, undermine the peaceful population and decimate the Cuban army. The allied army must be constantly engaged in reconnaissance and vanguard actions so that the Cuban army is irreparably caught between two fronts and is forced to undertake dangerous and desperate measures.

-

When this moment arrives, we must create conflicts for the independent government. That government will be faced with these difficulties, in addition to the lack of means to meet our demands and the commitments made to us, war expenses and the need to organize a new country. These difficulties must coincide with the unrest and violence among the aforementioned elements, to whom we must give our backing.

To sum up, our policy must always be to support the weaker against the stronger, until we have obtained the extermination of them both, in order to annex the Pearl of the Antilles.

[VanillaRhapsody]

2. Apparently this guy hasn't heard about our "Stand your Ground" laws!!!

[denem]

3. ROFL

when in doubt ask Florida

[JustAnotherGen]

5. You are one sick twist!

[VanillaRhapsody]

7. All I could picture was Ninja ISIS guy sneaking up on Bubba and Cletus sitting in the deer stand!

Our Fundamentalist nutbars meets their Fundamentalist nutbars!

[JustAnotherGen]

26. Crazy Bubba and Cletus

Are on the job!

[Throd]

4. Yeah well, fuck that guy.

[VanillaRhapsody]

6. Agreed!

[freshwest]

24. Concurred!

[99Forever]

8. eeeeeewewwwww....

.... skeerie turra-ist....

[99Forever]

18. That pic taken in Saudi Arabia?

Wanna hear the count of how many our "ally" has beheaded? Or don't those count in your outrage factory?

[msongs]

9. US corporations do this by firing workers, talking away health care and retirement nt

[Dreamer Tatum]

14. Give it a fucking rest.

We are bombing Syria. Stow it for a day.

[GeorgeGist]

27. Enjoy your war.

[VanillaRhapsody]

28. Apparently its the Arab Nations's war....

have you not read the news?

[LanternWaste]

32. And posters do this by changing the subject

And posters do this by changing the subject. nt

[pipoman]

10. ...

[Brigid]

13. Baghdad Bob!

I wonder what ever happened to him.

[bobduca]

44. Wonder and Wikipedia Shall Answer

He lives in the United Arab Emirates.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf#Post-war_life

[Brigid]

45. I can't believe he actually made Wikipedia!

[freshwest]

25. I developed a sort of fondness for that guy. He and his family moved to the UAE.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf&printable=yes

Like the employees of our corporate overlord media, he was just doing his job and saying what he was told to say.

[pokerfan]

11. Well...

There are certain sections of New York that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

[AngryAmish]

15. ozarks

[marmar]

16. The ISIS boogeyman is gonna get ya........

[Katashi_itto]

17. Go ISIS!

Snicker...what a bunch of tripe.

And of course we will freak out over it.

[kelliekat44]

19. Mock them as you will but they are a different kind of enemy than we are used to. If we can't keep

a man out of the White House, how will we keep many men and women determined to do us harm out of the country?
Expect the worst...

[cherokeeprogressive]

29. Good thing they can't sneak across the southern border.

[betsuni]

20. This seems a little Dr. Suessish

Kill 'em all, those disbelievin'
American or European.
If your rifle you have broke,
Grab his throat and try to choke.
If you have no ammunition,
Find a cliff and off you'll push him.
If you cannot throw some rocks,
Find his fields, burn his crops.
If no bomb you can explode,
Run him over on the road.
If you cannot find a way,
Spit in his face and call it a day.

[11 Bravo]

30. That is fucking BRILLIANT!

Well done!

[betsuni]

31. Thank you very much!

[leftstreet]

33. LOL

Nice!

[LisaLynne]

37. That was amazing.

[0rganism]

39. oh holy shit yes

Now we need some beautifully strange hand-drawn pictures to go with it.

[dixiegrrrrl]

40. Most excellent!

And it's my turn to read to the grand kids tonight......

[The Magistrate]

41. Excellent, Sir

[dionysus]

22. let em try! i'll kill em!11!11 i'll.. wait a minute... i'll never see them here...

and likely won't...

they can destroy my crops if they want...

[Marr]

23. Boo! Be skeered!

[Erose999]

34. Am I the only one who read this to the tune of "50 ways to leave your lover"?

[mainer]

35. Touch my homegrown tomatoes, and you're dead, I tell you. Dead.

How dare they threaten my crops.

[KurtNYC]

38. +1

LOL

[One_Life_To_Give]

36. Dzokar is disappointed they forgot Pressure Cookers

Unfortunately they only need to inspire a few.

[tabasco]

42. Bring it on, assholes

I'll shove your goddamned rock right up your ass, fuckers.

[bobduca]

43. I'm tho thcared!

Mission accomplished!