Impeachable Offenses! They're All Here! (UPDATED!) --->

[napkinz]

Last edited Fri Sep 26, 2014, 07:59 PM - Edit history (1)

updated September 26, 2014

[Feral Child]

1. Nice compilation, napkinz.

The misspellings by stupid conservatives is just icing on this big slice of "Fuck the GOP" cake!

[napkinz]

4. Bush replies ...

poor Barney ... how humiliating

[riqster]

7. Bird watchers rejoice.

[malaise]

2. You owe me a keyboard

Howling with laughter

[napkinz]

3. but but but you should be outraged!

How dare President Obama!!!

[calimary]

5. Gee, I used to like geoffrey zacarian.

No longer. FUCK YOU asshole!

[tishaLA]

20. surprised me too nt

[No Vested Interest]

23. Never heard of zacarian. nt

[calimary]

27. Food Network dude. Earned the "Iron Chef" title during one long competition series on that show.

And he frequently judges another cooking competition show on there - "Chopped." I thought he was pretty cool. Now I'm outraged! I used to like him and his cooking tips. Now he makes me sick to my stomach.

[No Vested Interest]

28. Thanks for explanation. I never did care much what "celebrities" think

re something outside their expertise.

[freshwest]

78. Oh, for a minute I thought you meant Zatarain's. Don't diss my Creole spice mix!

Keeps me warm in the winter, with a little bit of red beans and brown rice!

[calimary]

88. Oh no, I wouldn't dare. They advertise on Food Network, btw.

[freshwest]

89. Ah, no teevee here. But it's an old favorite. Just bought two from Amazon as it's cooling off here.

[riqster]

6. Barney's browneye was OK, because Bush wasn't a brown guy.

[blkmusclmachine]

8. Oh, but see, Bush didn't have a cup of coffee in his hand. All the difference in the world!!!!!!!!!!

[logosoco]

9. Barney was the only thing I liked about bush, because I try to find something

nice about everyone, even people I detest.

And that video of bush when he dropped Barney made me cringe. I used to be a dog bather and never dropped one of the many dogs I handled.

[Purrfessor]

13. Whenever I am asked to name one good thing that Bush did

I say I can only think of one thing. That time he dropped Barney, he did pick him up.

[calimary]

29. Yeah, I remember that, too. That one was just revolting! What an ASSHOLE!!! Poor Barney!!!

bush was probably drunk or hung over or on something. I never put it past him. And for all the slurred speech I had to suffer through whenever he tried to put two or more sentences together at one sitting, you could not convince me that he wasn't still drinking. Either that or he wasn't drinking anymore by then, but was manifesting the brain damage it caused.

[freshwest]

79. I always regarded the way he spoke and the errors he made to be from brain injury.

I guessed his drinking or cocaine days did it, or maybe a damned good whack upside the head. He seemed incompetent and overwhelmed.

I read that Jeb was the Bush golden boy the family wanted to be Prez. But little Georgie had the name, so he had to run.

I felt he didn't want the job anyway. He wasn't up to it, so he was willing to cheat and had the family cabal behind to ensure the win.

Nasty times all around.

[riqster]

10. Shrubya needed that helmet more when he wrecked a Segway.

[EEO]

11. The right-wing has no idea how dangerous it is to the America they claim to protect.

[CaptainTruth]

33. ^^^^^ This!

And some of us are getting tired of saving them from themselves.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

12. The fake outrage is nothing new....

[Stellar]

14. I'm sorry, but...

President Obama looks adorable in just about EVERYTHING that he wears ( I haven't seen him in his PJ's yet).

[cascadiance]

15. And both of these two ran for president too...

But we don't need to look at this behavior to impeach them. They're both providing many other more legitimate legal reasons to keep out of politics now!

[cascadiance]

16. Imagine what they'd do to Obama if he pulled this stunt!

[oldandhappy]

17. These are great. Thank you. lots.

[cascadiance]

18. Imagine what some "Country Clubbers" would do to Obama...

... if we didn't have the guy on the right here already playing the game quite a bit...

[madokie]

19. I'd rec this a thousand times if I could

[BlueJazz]

21. What a pack of worthless "Ugly bags of mostly water"

[arcane1]

53. Indeed. Now that's a Microbrain!

[Duval]

22. Wonderful post, napkins! n/t

[tanyev]

24. Here's another one for the Bush Hall of Shame:

[calimary]

30. Yeah. Let's stand on that American Flag. SCHMUCK.

And Mrs. Schmuck there with him.

[NewJeffCT]

50. If the Obamas had done that

They'd be drawing up the impeachment papers before they could two more steps.

[classof56]

25. K and a huge R.

Once again, my opinion of republicons is confirmed: What a bunch of total idiots!

[Enthusiast]

26. Didn't they once complain that Obama didn't wear a flag pin?

Then they said he didn't have his hand over his heart during the Star Spangled Banner. They even emailed pictures around to show people how unpatriotic the awful new black president was.

Half the nation is comprised of complete assholes. I'm just saying.

[calimary]

31. Yes. MAN I was bewildered by this one middle-aged woman who was interviewed.

She was getting on in age and, at her age was un-hireable. Not quite old enough yet to collect Social Security. She'd just gotten laid off. She was utterly pathetic, sitting there being interviewed on camera. She was overweight, and wasn't in the best of health, either. So of course, she also lost her health insurance when she lost her job. And even with all of that, she actually said she couldn't possibly vote for any candidate who wasn't wearing a flag pin.



GO FRICKIN' FIGURE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NewJeffCT]

51. Republicans seem to have a lot more one issue voters

I know a guy that is pretty liberal (or libertarian?) on social issues - pro choice, okay with gay marriage, etc - and has a low paying job with mediocre benefits and some severe long-term health issues. You'd think he'd be voting Democratic most every time? No - he hates Democrats with a passion because he's afraid Democrats are coming for his guns. Other than being a gun nut, the guy is tailor made to vote Democratic.

(he doesn't like Bush, either, but at least he wasn't coming for his guns...)

[BlancheSplanchnik]

54. geeeeez! god, that IS pathetic.

Wonder if she draws little purple hearts on band-aids.

Seriously though, it really is tragic.

[napkinz]

56. and don't forget Umbrella-Gate!

[Enthusiast]

60. Oh, yeah!

[grahamhgreen]

32. Lol

[Cha]

34. Perfect, napkinz.. Mahalo!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025579656#top

[napkinz]

57. not perfect ... I forgot Umbrella-Gate!

I updated the collection ... how could I have forgotten Umbrella-Gate?

Now that was a crisis calling for impeachment!

[Cha]

66. How could we have forgotten "unbrellagate"? I'll tell ya..

'Cause they're so damn many gates that who can keep track of them all!

Will check out your update, napkinz.. and, I had intended to come back to this thread tonight because I saw something on TOD today that reminded me of your OP.


Jim McBride @jimmcbride13
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THE ONLY SALUTE THAT MATTERS:...and not one of his predecessors has done it.
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[freshwest]

81. Coffee Gate was surpassed by Latte Gate:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/110225511

What are the Obamas hiding?

[Number23]

35. I think the next three, maybe six, presidents need to be people of color

Double awesomeness for a woman of color.

Curious to see how long people -- on BOTH sides -- can keep this foolishness going.

[freshwest]

80. I think so, too! Time for Earth School to be in session!

[Cha]

36. I can see why you did this.. I was just on the Wapo page and saw this "latte salute" has

spun into the second day.

Remember last year or more ago when Pres Obama didn't salute at all and then went back and saluted? That had the ragers restless!

[sheshe2]

37. The best collection ever, napkinz!

What a buffoon he was. Geez the man always looked half in the bag.

Pictured: The moment George Bush 'chest bumps' an airman



Bump: The president embraces the strapping young graduate



Strain: George Bush recovers from his exertions

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Man, we suffered that for 8 long years.

[napkinz]

58. re Man, we suffered that for 8 long years.

we're still suffering

[sheshe2]

62. So true napkinz...

[napkinz]

61. ...

and they have to ask if we miss him!

[ErikJ]

38. Quick guide to Obama scandals

[napkinz]

55. thanks!

I added it

[barbtries]

39. constant hypocrisy

it's infuriating, and i'm tired.

[TBF]

40. I think that is the only picture I've seen of GWB

that I actually like. Reportedly Hitler was also an animal lover though so I will file this under "one redeeming quality".

The baggers are really quite comical in their criticism of the president.

[ashling]

41. I wish I hadn't seen this

I used to really like Geofrey Zakarian. He looks like my father did in his 40s. Now I learn he is a real soufle head.

[BuddhaGirl]

49. I used to like him too!

Found this on Wikipedia:

"In spring 2011, Zakarian filed for personal bankruptcy in response to a class action lawsuit against him by his former employees. The employees allege he engaged in repeated and gross violation of labor laws and are suing for back pay. Two of Zakarian's partners in the related restaurant support the workers claims, but Zakarian's publicist denied the claims."

And:

"Zakarian is a "long-time subscriber to Reason and a self-described libertarian."




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Zakarian

[SmittynMo]

42. The GOP and the media

I don't recall the media getting all hyped up over Bush and Regan for the same things. Yet here is more proof that the GOP (and the media) absolutely hate this current president to the core of their rotten racist souls. Just wait. They'll go total apeshit when a woman wins the presidency.

How sickening it must be to be a far right racist and womanizer.

[Moostache]

43. If I were President Obama, with no re-elections ahead of me...I'd do far, far worse...

I would start intentionally fucking with the right wing on a daily basis.

Starting with wearing the entire "Flyguy" ensemble from "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka!"
Goldfish shoes and all!

I am pretty certain that the entire right wing is similar to the Leslie Nielsen character in the utterly forgettable 80's flick "Soul Man"....they all already have this image of President Obama in their minds and won't EVER change:

[Stuart G]

44. Incredible and Wonderful Collection...K and R...no text

[KansDem]

45. Didn't this saluting the troops start with Reagan?

I seem to recall an article I read years ago that said presidents didn't salute the troops until Reagan came along...

[sarge43]

46. You're correct

Raygun was showboating. I really wish they'd stop; they're civilians.

If the rightwing howler monkeys knew stuff from Shinola about the military, they'd know it's perfectly legal and proper to carry something in the left hand or arm and salute.

(My apologies to howler monkeys)

[freshwest]

82. I'd rec this if I could...

[ffr]

47. That rocked! n/t

[SpankMe]

48. Biggest rec ever! Thanks. n/t

[FairWinds]

52. Hey, how about posting the pics . .

of Dubya playing kissy-face with the
Saudi royals?
Still waiting for FOX to show and comment on those.
Oh, wait. That is unlikely to happen since the
Saudi royals own a big chunk of FOX, and
openly boast about influencing its content.

[sabrina 1]

59. I remember those photos. A few Freepers dared to express their 'surprise' that

he would be seen embracing one of those 'camel jockeys'. They were instantly banned airc and new rule came into effect, that anyone who dared to post those photos, would be banned.

[napkinz]

64. ...

[sabrina 1]

65. Lol! So succinctly put using humor to tell the truth.

Those photos nearly killed Bush's most avid supporters. In the end their only solution was to try to hide them. It just didn't compute for them, their HERO COWBOY kissing the 'enemy' and a 'male enemy' at that. I was bad back then and posted them constantly asking them if they finally got the message, THEY HAD BEEN SCAMMED!

They so completely bought into the whole 'terrorists from ME' propaganda which to them ANYONE who live there was the enemy. And they looked to Bush as their BRAVE leader supported by no less than GOD HIMSELF, for guidance. They PRAYED for him every day.

And then, they saw him with their own eyes, cavorting with the enemy, KISSING and HUGGING those 'ragheads'.

I doubt many of them have recovered from the shock! Lol!

[freshwest]

83. How about him dancing with Bin Laden?

Or this one where he's really getting down:



And being nice to Johnny:

[napkinz]

86. don't forget Democratic (?) Senator Lieberman

[freshwest]

87. UGH!

[Initech]

63. Bookmarking - thread win!

[Cha]

67. Brwaaaa.. President Obama is helping the Marine.. I don't see any other Presidents doing that. :)

[freshwest]

84. They always miss that Obama is holding the soldier's arm up...

[Cha]

91. Pesky details! :)

[Cha]

68. "Colbert Bets An 'Undocumented Gay Muslim Barista' Made Obama's Latte".. this might be on DU but

I saw it on another site today..



snip//

"He added: "I am sick and tired of the race hustlers out there playing the Starbucks gift card because Obama wasn't even drinking coffee."

Colbert revealed Obama was more likely drinking chai tea.

"I bet that tea had a sprig of arugula in there and was certified halal by an undocumented gay Muslim barista," he said."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/stephen-colbert-latte-salute?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tpm-news+(TPMNews)

Rofl

[pinboy3niner]

69. LOL!

I missed that, but I knew his preferred beverage is tea. His favorite is said to be Black Forest Berry flavor made by Honest Tea.

[Cha]

70. Oh, that Obama.. always has to be different. "Grey Poupon Gate," anyone? We gotta

mention that "gate".. And, that was 2009.. they must like their fundraising numbers on their manufactured gates.

Latest Right-wing-lunatic Smear About Obama: Dijongate

snip//

If the Republican Party wants to go on a listening tour to figure out what they need to do, they may start turning off their radios and televisions too. Every day we post about the absurdity that is the Republican Party and every day a completely new mind-numbing smear comes out.

I understand what they are doing. They feel if they keep chipping away at President Obama with nonsensical complaints, it will slowly erode his popularity. The problem they face is that they look like loons doing it, and all the polls point to the same conclusion. It's good for ratings on FOX, because those uber-loons are watching the little horde of Republican lunatics in action with a fervent glee, but mainstream America is laughing at them.

More~
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/latest-right-wing-lunacy-smear-about-ob

[napkinz]

72. ...

[Cha]

73. No shite.. fortunately for America the gop are drowning in their

own hate.


On This Day: Sen. Barack Obama walks toward his wife Michelle on stage after the first of three presidential debates before the 2008 election September 26, 2008 in the Gertrude Castellow Ford Center at the University of Mississippi

http://theobamadiary.com/2014/09/26/early-bird-chat-364/

Thanks napkinz!

[napkinz]

74. you're welcome Cha

[Cha]

71. "A Quick Guide to the Obama Scandals..for all our #TCOT friends out there, having trouble keeping

up with this scandalous President." Rofl!



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[LawDeeDah]

75. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

I was feeling blue today reading some unnecessarily mean things about Mr. Holder and the President, but I don't come across anything like this here. Or I haven't seen it.

Your post is a Treasure!

[napkinz]

76. you're welcome; I just added a few new ones a couple of minutes ago

[orpupilofnature57]

77. This was the biggest slap .

https://www.google.com/search?q=president+bush+in+flight+suit&biw=1233&bih=731&tbm=isch&imgil=azXaV7cpPZY63M%253A%253B8YaCTFjE5LDOvM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252F%253Ffbf2daa044e08a86b24c9c38cd7501865a0e2373%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.sandiegoreader.com%252Fweblogs%252Five-got-issues%252F2009%252Ffeb%252F16%252Fare-the-dems-really-prepared-to-take-ownership-of-%252F%3B356%3B451

[napkinz]

85. articles on the subject

http://wonkette.com/561390/traitor-barack-obama-murders-america-again-with-a-cup

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/09/24/a-brief-history-of-silly-obama-scandals/200872

http://www.forwardprogressives.com/yes-fox-nation-really-tried-attack-president-obama-saluting-two-marines/

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/the-political-world-falls-dumb-controversies-part-xxxvii

http://www.forwardprogressives.com/jon-stewart-crushes-diseased-minds-fox-news-fk-false-patriotism-video/