Cheney: “No Fair” That Obama Gets to Bomb Syria - his crying towel is held by Andy Borowitz

[Mira]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a Thursday appearance on the Fox News Channel, former Vice-President Dick Cheney said that it was “no fair” that President Obama gets to bomb Syria.

“I’m envious as hell,” he told Fox’s Sean Hannity. “That was on my bucket list.”

Asked if he had any advice for the President on bombing Syria, Cheney said, “Just enjoy it. It doesn’t get any better than this.”

The former Vice-President struck a philosophical note at the conclusion of his interview with Hannity. “Look, I had a good run,” he said. “I got to bomb Afghanistan, and I got to do it to Iraq—twice. But to see someone finally get to bomb Syria and it’s not me? I’d be lying if I said that didn’t hurt like hell.”

www.borowitzreport.com

[liberal N proud]

1. Gets to?

[LondonReign2]

3. Satire

[liberal N proud]

6. I know, but it is too close to reality.

[Initech]

2. I don't grave dance too often.

But the day Dick Cheney's heart (or what passes for it) finally explodes out of his chest, I will be popping the champagne. Fuck that blood thirsty goon.

[woo me with science]

4. He wants a Nobel Peace Prize, too. nt

[Rex]

5. Wow, he is looking more and more like Skelator.