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tazkcmo

(7,300 posts) Thu Sep 25, 2014, 03:42 PM Sep 2014

I Nominate Me For AG

Thoroughly unqualified but I need a job.

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I Nominate Me For AG (Original Post) tazkcmo Sep 2014 OP

I voted for you before I got your word to review Don Siegelman's case. Octafish Sep 2014 #1

Got it. tazkcmo Sep 2014 #3

Gonzo, is that you? merrily Sep 2014 #2

Let me check... tazkcmo Sep 2014 #4

Are you pro-pot? If so, you get my vote! recced nt Veganhealedme Sep 2014 #5

I'm pro everything tazkcmo Sep 2014 #6

Those have all been pre-reqs for most past AG's so you sound fully qualified! Veganhealedme Sep 2014 #7

At least you're honest - TBF Sep 2014 #8

Honesty tazkcmo Sep 2014 #10

I need a patronage job onethatcares Sep 2014 #9

PayPal tazkcmo Sep 2014 #11

Will you fix my parking tickets? n/t Yavin4 Sep 2014 #12

Absolutely! tazkcmo Sep 2014 #13

Octafish

(55,745 posts)

1. I voted for you before I got your word to review Don Siegelman's case.

Reply to tazkcmo (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 03:44 PM

Sep 2014

Seems to be a sore subject for the last six years.

tazkcmo

(7,300 posts)

3. Got it.

Reply to Octafish (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 03:58 PM

Sep 2014

And because I'm a pretty good basketball player, I'll take President Obama on in a game of 21. I win, Siegelman get's a full pardon. I know I'll win too because I cheat.

merrily

(45,251 posts)

2. Gonzo, is that you?

Reply to tazkcmo (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 03:46 PM

Sep 2014

tazkcmo

(7,300 posts)

4. Let me check...

Reply to merrily (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 03:59 PM

Sep 2014

Nope. It's me.

Veganhealedme

(137 posts)

5. Are you pro-pot? If so, you get my vote! recced nt

Reply to tazkcmo (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 04:12 PM

Sep 2014

tazkcmo

(7,300 posts)

6. I'm pro everything

Reply to Veganhealedme (Reply #5)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 04:20 PM

Sep 2014

If it makes me money, gets me high or brings me carnal pleasure.

Veganhealedme

(137 posts)

7. Those have all been pre-reqs for most past AG's so you sound fully qualified!

Reply to tazkcmo (Reply #6)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 05:05 PM

Sep 2014

TBF

(32,004 posts)

8. At least you're honest -

Reply to tazkcmo (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 05:06 PM

Sep 2014

that's put you ahead of most of what we see in DC. And you certainly couldn't do much worse.

tazkcmo

(7,300 posts)

10. Honesty

Reply to TBF (Reply #8)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 05:27 PM

Sep 2014

About the only thing I have going for me. Not sure if it will actually be an asset for this job but I'm willing to try.

onethatcares

(16,161 posts)

9. I need a patronage job

Reply to tazkcmo (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 05:09 PM

Sep 2014

I nominate you also.

I won't bug you, just electronically deposit those $2K a week checks to my pay-pal account.

Honest.

tazkcmo

(7,300 posts)

11. PayPal

Reply to onethatcares (Reply #9)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 05:29 PM

Sep 2014

I have no issue with PayPal per say but if you're going to be on my payroll you'll need something off shore. I'll be running a modern AG's office because the American people demand and deserve it!

Yavin4

(35,421 posts)

12. Will you fix my parking tickets? n/t

Reply to tazkcmo (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 05:30 PM

Sep 2014

tazkcmo

(7,300 posts)

13. Absolutely!

Reply to Yavin4 (Reply #12)

Thu Sep 25, 2014, 05:33 PM

Sep 2014

I have experience fixing things! Little league games, YMCA rec league basketball games and once, when I had a job, fixed a company picnic 3 legged race. I've also done several years of home remodeling.

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