The scary pseudoscience I was taught at a Christian fundamentalist creationist school

[phantom power]

In all of this, however, little attention has been paid to the pseudoscience that ACE passes off as education. PACEs sometimes get basic science wrong, but more importantly they demonstrate that ACE can’t tell the difference between science and nonsense obscured with long words. For example, ACE’s Science 1087(aimed at students in year 9) suggests it might be possible to generate electricity from snow:

Scientists have known for years that snowflakes are shaped in six-sided, or hexagonal, patterns. But why is this? Some scientists have theorised that the electrons within a water molecule follow three orbital paths that are positioned at 60° angles to one another. Since a circle contains 360°, this electronic relationship causes the water molecule to have six ‘spokes’ radiating from a hub (the nucleus). When water vapour freezes in the air, many water molecules link up to form the distinctive six-sided snowflakes and the hexagonal pattern is quite evident.

Snowflakes also contain small air pockets between their spokes. These air pockets have a higher oxygen content than does normal air. Magnetism has a stronger attraction for oxygen than for other gases. Consequently, some scientists have concluded that a relationship exists between a snowflake’s attraction to oxygen and magnetism’s attraction to oxygen.

Job 38:22, 23 states, ‘Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail, which I have reserved against the time of trouble, against the day of battle and war?’ Considering this scripture, some scientists believe that a tremendous power resides untapped within the water molecules from which snowflakes and hailstones are made.

How can this scripture, along with these observations about snowflakes, show us a physical truth? Scientists at Virginia Tech have produced electricity more efficiently from permanent magnets, which have their lines of force related to each other at sixty-degree angles, than from previous methods of extracting electricity from magnetism. Other research along this line may reveal a way to tap electric current directly from snow, eliminating the need for costly, heavy, and complex equipment now needed to generate electricity.

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It’s difficult to see how ACE has been able to get away with calling this “science” ever since the PACE was written in 1986. But this text demonstrates the way creationists go about doing science. To Christian creationists, the Bible is the Word of God and is free of error. Unless it’s clear that a verse is intended metaphorically, creationists take it literally. This is the starting point for creationist science. They know the Bible is true, so they go and look for confirmation of what it says. If the evidence contradicts the Bible, either the data is wrong or it has been misinterpreted. Either way, you go back and try again until you confirm the truth of the Word of God.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/the-scary-pseudoscience-i-was-taught-at-a-christian-fundamentalist-creationist-school/

[CaptainTruth]

1. As an electrical engineer ...

I hope these kids never want to get a job in any kind of technical field.

It's truly sad to see adults manipulate a child's education for the benefit of the adult (reinforcing their own beliefs) rather than for the well being of the child.

[RKP5637]

2. Some adults do such a disservice to children, depriving them of an effective education while filling

their heads with absolute garbage.

[phantom power]

3. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, but I was.

I guess I didn't realize they pull stuff out of their ass outside of biology. But it explains a lot about how other pseudoscience nonsense gets so much traction. These kids are being raised with the kind of "science" people were practicing in the Dark Ages.

[knitter4democracy]

4. I once seriously considered a job at a Baptist school.

It was for English, but their textbooks were crap, and their book closet was worse. Censorship was alive and well, and they wanted me to start an AP program. I didn't get the job in the end because I am Eastern Orthodox, which the deacons decided was too close to Catholic. The pastor wanted to hire me, as did the principal and the English dept. head, but the deacons overrode all of it.