Ladies, Stop Offending Ann Romney With How Stupid You Are

[babylonsister]

Oye. She is totally clueless and as out of touch with reality as her husband.


http://wonkette.com/561443/ladies-stop-offending-ann-romney-with-how-stupid-you-are

Her horse is still classier than you people
Ladies, Stop Offending Ann Romney With How Stupid You Are
by Kaili Joy Gray
Sep 24 3:19 pm 2014



How many times does Her Royal Horse-Riding Majesty Ann Romney have to explain this to YOU PEOPLE? Sheesh! This so-called “war on women” claptrap Democrats can’t stop blah blahing about is so dumb and so 2012 and so not even real anyway, so why are women — who are so much smarter than Democrats think they are — so stupid as to keep falling for it? HUH?

“It’s ridiculous, honestly, I mean I don’t think they’re getting very far with that, by the way. It’s not going to work. I think women are a lot smarter than that, and that’s kind of offensive to me, to tell you the truth,” Romney said in an interview with Neil Cavuto on Fox News in response to a question about both the so-called “war on women” and DNC chief Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s recent comments about Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker.

Obviously, talking non-stop about the Republican Party’s non-stop assault on women will never work. Ann knows. She’s an elections expert. That’s why the gender gap in 2012 was only 18 points. Practically a draw! No wonder the whole Romney clan was so very shocked and awed that Ann’s 2012 pitch failed to sway the lady voters:

“Women, you need to wake up,” she urged them. “Women have to ask themselves who’s going to have and be there for you. I can promise you, I know, that Mitt will be there for you. He will stand up for you, he will hear your voices.”

Maybe it had something to do with how some of the things that spilled out of her face hole were kind of … oh, what’s the word? Offensive? Like when she said, “I love the fact that there are women out there who don’t have a choice and they must go to work and they still have to raise the kids.” Those hard-working women out there were such an inspiration to her because she also had suffered and struggled and worked really hard at never having a job, scraping by on nothing but her husband’s daddy’s stock portfolio.

How the heck did that not work with voters?!? Especially after she told YOU PEOPLE to stop being so dumb already, jeez, and vote for her hubby. And some of YOU PEOPLE even whispered in her ear that you totally agreed with her (and yet did not vote for Mitt anyway, weird!), and even ladies who usually don’t worry their pretty little heads about important issues — that’s Man’s Work, after all — were finally, for the first time ever, thinking about really important stuff, like the economy and “their husbands’ jobs.”

Seriously, how the HECK did that NOT WORK with voters?!?

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[intaglio]

1. How does she manage it??

To have such stupidity fall from her face hole when she has both feet so deeply embeded in that space?

[underpants]

2. Circular victimization - the "War on Women" is a RW self pity creation

Specifically from Limbaugh who started the whole thing by ...... well you know

[MannyGoldstein]

3. "A prancing horse in every car elevator."

"Mitt, mightn't that be a rousing theme for thine next campaign? Or perhaps this: 'soylent green shall feed the hungry and reduce overpopulation amongst the teeming unwashed'. Or 'a street urchin in every pot'."

[marble falls]

11. "A car in every elevator!" Photo ops with a dancing horse, I can see it now!

[Gothmog]

4. How dare people say things that upsets Queen Ann

I am really hoping that Romney runs agan

[Ikonoklast]

12. You like horror films, amiright?

Lots of blood splatter and gore?


Because that would be Romney Part II, The Slaughter of the Clueless.

[hatrack]

5. I bear a message from Her Majesty to you peasants - listen attentively!

http://www.hark.com/clips/jvzcczqcnm-ann-romney-says-stop-it

[BlueJazz]

6. She truly reminds me of some "Mountain Man" who has been away from civilization for ...

....20 years and finally comes back from the wilderness and asks "What year is it ??"
She seems to know very little about almost nothing.

One of the things I'm thankful for in this life is: I'm not Ann Romney.

[tanyev]

7. We were so lucky that Mitt condescended to run for president just for us.

[Enthusiast]

8. Mitt has binders full of women!

[gordianot]

9. Ann Romney the Anti-Eleanor Roosevelt

Will never get her turn if there in any justice left in the Universe.

[KrazyinKS]

10. Mitt will stand up for us-

Uh huh, while he has how many secret bank accounts overseas. We already know how he feels about us peasants. I call it the "I got mine, f---- you" syndrome

[pangaia]

13. Those two are a perfect pair and deserve each other.

[sheshe2]

14. Thanks bsis~

Damn I needed a good laugh. Queen Ann

[mountain grammy]

15. Lovers of war with 5 sons, none of whom served anywhere, anytime.

and that goes for any Rmoney in the history of the Rmoneys in America. But, wow, do they love war, as long as someone elses kids are dying.. the peasants, you know. "This IS hard" and the Rmoneys have never been in the ring of life in America.

[freebrew]

16. What do you call satire...

when you don't know you're doing it?

First glance, I thought this was The Onion.

[Iliyah]

17. Because I assume she truly thinks she and many of

1-2%ers feel money trumps knowledge and compassion. In other words she and clueless hubby feels they are entitled and in my opinion if RMoney had won, America would presently be in numerous, troops on the ground (deaths/injuries) wars, and the state of America would be screwed 10 times more.

[ladyVet]

18. Gosh, I'm so stupid for seeing the clear evidence that's in my fucking face every fucking day!

Go suck on that horse, Ann. I know he gives you a better ride than old Mittens ever did.

On the bright side, I think this is awesome:

'a street urchin in every pot'

I'd run for president with that slogan.

[NuclearDem]

19. Ann, stop offending ladies with how stupid you are.

[Johonny]

20. Perhaps after a few forced transvaginal probings she might get why women might not need waking up.

[Initech]

21. You people stop it! This is hard!!!!

[TeamPooka]

22. The Official word from the Palace. nt