"As long as everybody has a gun we're all the same size"

[kpete]

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South Louisiana restaurant gives discount for packing heat

"I just need to see a weapon. I need you to be carrying a gun," says Bergeron's owner Kevin Cox.

That's right. The restaurant began offering a 10% discount a couple of weeks ago, for bringing in both your appetite and your gun.

"As long as everybody has a gun we're all the same size," says Cox.


MORE (I for one, am NOT hungry):
http://www.arklatexhomepage.com/story/d/story/south-louisiana-restaurant-gives-discount-for-pack/38708/sHcTkauIbE6PLP-5bqkEmw

[PeoViejo]

1. At least they acknowledged having tiny Dicks.

[Dirty Socialist]

9. DINGDINGDING

DUzy material.

[BeyondGeography]

2. That's not the way Ronnie Van Zant saw it

Hand guns are made for killin'
They ain't no good for nothin' else
And if you like to drink your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself
So why don't we dump 'em people
To the bottom of the sea
Before some ol' fool come around here
Wanna shoot either you or me

[Dirty Socialist]

11. Funny Thing about Lynard Skynard

The local rock stations play a LOT of Skynard, yet they NEVER play "Saturday Night Special". Too LIB-rul for I Heart Radio.
And Van Zandt was a Republican.

[lame54]

3. "shooting or non-shooting"

[Generic Other]

4. I would avoid eating there

Why intentionally hang out with self-selected morons?

[Orsino]

5. As long as gangs and militias exist, guns are not equalizers.

This nutter wants to feed his fetish at work.

And the first accidental discharge will have terrifying consequences. Wonder whether the place serves alcohol, too?

[99Forever]

6. I wonder....

....if they give discounts for any other forms of double stupid?

[unblock]

7. and all arguments and accidents are equally lethal.

[NightWatcher]

8. if someone accidentally shoots you during your meal you get a free bucket of banana puddin

Winning!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. And a 100% discount if the customer shoves it in the cashier's face. nt

[MohRokTah]

12. That's mighty nice of them.

At least I'm informed and will never enter such an establishment.

Today, in Illinois, I don't enter establishments that don't have these:

[cbayer]

13. There is host consensus that this violates the SOP for this forum.

Please consider reposting in the guns group.