Governor Scott refuses to debate Crist in Daylight

[Jack Rabbit]

Governor Rick Scott of Florida, battling for re-election against a strong challenge from former Governor Charlie Crist, today said he would refuse to debate Mr. Crist or make any other public appearance anywhere in Florida unless the sun has set on that particular day in that particular location.
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Governor Rick Scott
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Governor Scott claimed that he has an unusual condition that makes him extremely sensitive to sunlight that could prove a personal embarrassment if he is exposed to the sun.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Nosferatu Scott...

Crist needs to bring garlic and a wooden stake to the next debate.

[Jack Rabbit]

2. Crist could cut into Scott's fundamentalist base by showing him a Crucifix

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[Johonny]

3. wouldn't he have to debate in daylight? The stage had electronic lights

which he claims the debate does not allow.

[yellowcanine]

5. To be fair, the fan COULD have contained a secret transmitter relaying

talking points to Mr. Crist, giving him an unfair advantage. The rules DID say "no electronic devices."

[Lns.Lns]

4. Funny thread.

[hifiguy]

6. There's a lineage here.

Nosferatu first, but was Bat Boy or Rick Scott his son??

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[lpbk2713]

7. That would explain last night's awkward delay.

Scott was desperately arguing to get the house lights
dimmed because they caused him so much irritation.

[freshwest]

8. It's not embarrassment. It's a life threatening condition. (Warning: Graphic Image)

Don't feel too bad for this guy:

http://indianajones.wikia.com/wiki/Arnold_Ernst_Toht

[2naSalit]

9. Makes me wonder

how he'd respond if someone pointed a laser light at him from the audience..?

I like the crucifix ideas. But Nosferatu is the likeness I always come up with whenever I see his picture... that and some scary space alien or a morph of the two!

[MontyPow]

10. Yesss!!!!

[truebluegreen]

11. Thread title alone deserves a Rec!

[alterfurz]

12. The Governor Who Must Not Be Named...

[Jack Rabbit]

13. That's an even better resemblence than Max Schreck

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