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(111,251 posts)
Mon Apr 16, 2012, 10:38 PM Apr 2012

Memo to the "secret" Republican...

You are still anonymous. Nobody knows your name. You are safe.

Nobody knows that you will continue to vote with your Party, even if they vote to give taxcuts to millionaires and cut food stamps for poor children. Nobody will blame you. They will blame your Party leaders.

Even though you may disagree with them on some "small" issues, you know they cannot be as bad as the evil and liberal Democratic Party. It doesn't matter if your mother depends on Medicare to survive. You are still with your Party as they vow to destroy it.

Remember that time you lost your job and you had to draw unemployment for over a year? You didn't want to, but you had paid into it and you deserved some assistance while you were looking for a job.

Soon, you will be able to sign up on your Social Security. You have worked your entire life and you need it. It will keep you alive in your later years. You will not have to live with your kids or ask your family for help. It's too bad that your Party wants to dismantle it. It's really a very good program for everyone, Democrats and Republicans.

But you can lay your head on your pillow tonight and sleep well knowing that you and your friends make it possible for more taxcuts for the wealthy and less food stamps for the poor. You should not worry that God has a very warm place reserved for you if perchance, you do not awaken in the morning. Isn't it nice that God forgives?


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Memo to the "secret" Republican... (Original Post) kentuck Apr 2012 OP
Awesome!!! wendylaroux Apr 2012 #1
Thank you wendylaroux.. kentuck Apr 2012 #2
K&R Lugnut Apr 2012 #3
Oh... leave god out of it. AlbertCat Apr 2012 #4
How can you speak to Republicans and leave God out of it? kentuck Apr 2012 #6
You've captured the irony of the situation perfectly. Permanut Apr 2012 #5


(17,505 posts)
4. Oh... leave god out of it.
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 01:41 AM
Apr 2012

There's no need to evoke the supernatural. The natural world clearly shows how bankrupt these dupes and rubes are. If you want to threaten them, threaten them with something concrete.


(111,251 posts)
6. How can you speak to Republicans and leave God out of it?
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 07:18 AM
Apr 2012

I don't want to threaten anyone - I want to enlighten them.

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