Jehovah's Witnesses leader: gay people will kill you with tight pants

[shenmue]

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/10/jehovahs-witnesses-boss-dont-wear-tight-trousers-theyre-designed-by-homosexuals/

Anthony Morris III, of the Jehovah's Witnesses, said homosexuals invented tight jackets and pants, so watch out because aaaaaaaack something. which leads immediately to heterosexuals doing this:

[LostInAnomie]

1. Oh boy!

[drm604]

2. Once again, a church complaining about adults' consensual sexual behavior

while they themselves are guilty of failing to report sexual crimes against children.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses%27_handling_of_child_sex_abuse

[hobbit709]

3. I think his brain is wrapped too tight about something.

[Arkansas Granny]

4. As I recall, back in the early 60's, tight pants were in fashion in high school. Some of the boys

in my school wore pants that were so skinny at the ankles, I don't know how they got their pants on over their feet. Then, just a few years later we were seeing the enormous bell bottom jeans.

From this:


To this:

[riqster]

5. Well, the fertility doctor DID tell me that excessively tight pants and drawers lowered sperm count,

But I'd expect that would apply to men of any sexual orientation.

[Bluenorthwest]

6. Does this JW guy post on DU? Kelly the Cat or whatever?

[longship]

7. Outlaw briefs! Make boxers manditory!!!!

Otherwise we are DOOOOOMED!

[dembotoz]

8. soooooooooo all those hip hop kids with droopy pants and underwear showing are really

jehovah witnesses

damn that door to door stuff must really work

[Rex]

9. That settles it then, next time JW ring my doorbell I'm going to grab by high school blue jeans

don't know if they will fit even halfway up my legs, but hey that's not important - think they will notice?

[shenmue]

10. I think Anthony Morris will. He likes looking at yer pants.

[Rex]

11. "Everybodys looking at your tight pants, your tight pants...oh God they only go up to his knees!"

ME EYES! MY EYES! MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU TO GET SOME BIGGER PANTS!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. And if the RNC ever came by. I'm rocking these bad boys right here:

[Rex]

14. I...er...I'll let Sulu handle this one.

[jwirr]

12. In the 50s girls were not allowed to wear blue jeans in high school because they were too tight. So

who invented them?