So... You've Been Indefinitely Detained! Helpful Information From Your U.S. Government!

[FSogol]

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[onehandle]

1. I was just coming here to post this. nt

[FSogol]

2. "That's just the kind of thing an enemy of America would say..."

[pscot]

4. If you should stop responding

may we assume you're off helping The Directorate of Homeland Security with its inquiries?

[onehandle]

12. Guilty as charged. nt

[a la izquierda]

3. "People aren't disappeared in America..."

No, we just train the guys in Latin America that make people disappear.

Lordie, this is bad.

[Starry Messenger]

5. Oh my!

[Jackpine Radical]

6. You realize, of course

that recs to this thread are being monitored.

Aw, what the hell? They got so much on me already that one more won't hurt.

[RueVoltaire]

7. Holy Crap!

[gratuitous]

8. Nice, but it's missing a very important FAQ

Q. Won't I be released as soon as I quote the brilliant legal analysis available at Democratic Underground for why this could never happen?
A.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

9. uh oh...I feel a lecture about sections 1021 and 1022 coming on.

or is it 1031 and 1032? Either way, it's incontrovertible proof that Obama loves puppies and would never do anything to American citizens.

[Hatchling]

10. Omg!

Your OP has been Indefinitely Detained!!!

[gratuitous]

11. It would be soooo wrong to kick this

But here goes anyway.