Megyn Kelly calls Mike Huckabee Fuckabee

[47of74]

Gee, what was on her mind at the time?

[malaise]

1. I should have taken out a patent

She owes me

[spanone]

11. bwahahahahahaaa....

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[malaise]

16. I knew you'd love it

[Hoppy]

2. You ask what was on her mind? Well, he is kind of a hottee.

[MoonRiver]

3. ...

[Ampersand Unicode]

25. To fuck a bee, or not to fuck a bee

That is the question.

--William Shakespeare, early draft of "Hamlet" (obviously this didn't make it to the final script)

For good measure... Mo' Better Bees!

Jake and Elwood, the Blues Brother Bees.

[Tom Rinaldo]

4. I hate to give her any credit but she showed remarkable poise after that doozie

Still, that was priceless!

[Ampersand Unicode]

13. Kind of like when Shep said "blow job" about a JLo video

The infamous "BJ Blooper" on the 7pm Fox Report. November 4, 2002.

"That's your news, and the G-Spot. I mean, G-Block."

[dumbcat]

20. I remember watching that live

And thinking, "Did he really just say that?" Yep, he did.

[Ampersand Unicode]

22. DO IT LIVE!!!!!!!!!!11!

"Fuck it, Shep! Fucking thing SUCKS!"

"Now, that won't happen again, will it Bill? Oh yeah. Nope, no it won't."

Less well-known blunder: when Shep referred to WNBA player Lisa Leslie as "Lisa Lezzie."

Can't find link, unfortunately. Not too many people submit YouTube videos of old episodes of The Fox Report.

[justgamma]

5. Give the girl a break.

That's probably what everybody calls him at Faux. Just not to his face.

[dballance]

28. You know, I can't stand her. But she did handle that as well as possible.

I do wonder if that's what they call him behind his back at FOX.

I was an actor in a play once and my line was "...variable pitch propeller..." I totally goofed and said "...variable BITCH propeller..." Fortunately it was during rehearsal and not a performance. I will say it brought down the house of other actors and our director.

[srican69]

6. He pro'lly got called that all through High School and College.

[47of74]

8. And probably still in households all across DU-land.

Like I do quite frequently.

[badtoworse]

14. One guess what Boehner got all through high school and college

[dballance]

29. Probably explains why he cries like a baby so easily.

And why he's such a idiot push-over for the Tea Bagger bullies.

[tavernier]

7. Sorry, can't play the vid

this close to breakfast. She makes me toss my cookies everytime she opens her yap.

[Erose999]

9. I've been calling him Fuckabee for 10 years, lol.

[Ampersand Unicode]

10. Fuckabee was endorsed by Fuck Norris

...and also Fuck News.

Oh, if I had a copyright on the word fuck!

[wyldwolf]

15. and Ted Screwgent.

[LeftishBrit]

12. That's what I've called him ever since I first heard of him!

[Spirochete]

21. Goes way back to Romper Room

There was Mr. Do Bee, Mr. Don't Bee, and Mr Fuck a Bee.

Our TV might have been broken, come to think of it...

[Ampersand Unicode]

23. I'm fuckin' up my fuckhead Fuck-a-bee...

Won't my mommy be so fuckin' proud of me?

BTW, What about... Mr. Flowbee?



I think he may have done it too often -- not only did it give him that receding hairline but may have sucked some oxygen out of his brain.*

*Presumes that he had one to damage in the first place.

[Cha]

17. Reading too many liberal blogs?

[freshwest]

31. Correct me if I'm wrong here, Cha. I thought the only bee who got fucked was the Queen (by drones).

All the worker bees are female and don't have sex. Since the drones don't work, after they've made their uh, donation to the Queen bee, the worker bees toss them out and as they are unable to fend for themselves, they die by starvation. Sad stuff.

Thus, Huckabee, as a fucking drone, not a fuckee such as the Queen, is not a productive member of society and does not work for the hive and is unable to survive without many female laborers.

He would not last very long in the big scheme of things. And it really sucks to be a drone, obviously. Or to be a worker bee, for that matter. They only live 30 days at best, IIRC.

That's just off the top of my head. I really am not that interested in the sex lives of bees and less interested in Huckabee's survival than that of apian drones.

However, Fuckabee has a certain ring to it that I like.

[Rex]

18. Host of the Fuckabee Show. Only on Fucknews.

That name is gonna stick.

[Ampersand Unicode]

24. NOT THE FUCKABEES!

[JanMichael]

19. She may be a closet Existentialist. *uckabee was used is "I <heart> Huckabees".

It was a classic.

I doubt it though...most Existentialists are not totally vacuous.

[bravenak]

26. Now he know what she calls him to her friends.

It slipped out so easy.

[Thor_MN]

27. Broken Cesium Clock....

[Blue Owl]

30. Fuggabee

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