If Obama were an Emperor...(you fill in the blank)

[Horse with no Name]

I'll go first.

There would be a guillotine in the Halls of Congress with Alan Grayson in charge of it!

[underpants]

1. The Legislative body would be an idle body that only serves to placate the masses

[randys1]

2. GREAT IDEA fora thread, I am jealous I didnt think of it LOL

We would have more places for NON whites to vote or more machines in the polling places!

We would have more money available for people who are STARVING or dying from malnutrition because they have to choose between rent money and nutritious food.

I could go on for hours but dont want to deprive others.

[UglyGreed]

3. he would do the right thing and

be more liberal.

[Enrique]

4. these golf courses would have let him play there

Some of New York’s most exclusive golf clubs would not let President Barack Obama play over Labor Day weekend, according to a report.

The Trump National Golf Club, Winged Foot and Willow Ridge rejected requests to let Obama tee off, which may have required the clubs to close their doors to regular members, WNBC reported.


Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2014/09/obama-golf-new-york-rejects-110796.html#ixzz3JkIWTA7X

[JaneyVee]

5. "BEHOLD! I GRANT YOU A BRIEF ADMINISTRATIVE REPRIEVE IN HOPES OF A PERMANENT LEGISLATIVE SOLUTION."

[LawDeeDah]

6. This Emperor does have clothes... tan clothes.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Democrats would control the House and Senate.

John Boehner would be running a rundown liquor store in Reading, OH.

[Horse with no Name]

10. LOL

My favorite so far!

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. Thanks. Why not think big?

[YoungDemCA]

22. There would be no House or Senate

Because Emperor Obama would have outlawed them.

[grahamhgreen]

8. We'd still be in Iraq, torture re would be patriots, and banksters would get out of jail free;)

[sarisataka]

9. The Air Force and Navy would fight

Over who controls the Death Star

[lpbk2713]

11. Boner and Turkey Neck would get a thumbs down.

[LawDeeDah]

14. Boner and Turkey Neck, what a great name for a comic strip.

[jwirr]

13. The bankers would all be in his pocket instead of so many politicians in theirs.

[spanone]

15. issa would no longer be among the living.

[madokie]

16. I like that visual

[sadoldgirl]

17. He would insist

on his own talking points being repeatedly presented on faux news.

[A HERETIC I AM]

18. "If Obama were an Emperor".......

Then some moistened bint would have lobbed a scimitar at him.


Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[Horse with no Name]

20. .....

[sarisataka]

23. .

[fredamae]

19. We'd All Have Cake To Eat n/t

[Maedhros]

21. If he were Emperor, he could order citizens to be executed entirely upon his own authority

with no oversight and without due process of law.

Oh, wait...