It's time to bring out my "favorite" gut curdling political "joke"- keep YOUR favorite SOB in mind

[Mira]

There was a man who, everyday, would buy a newspaper on the way to
work, glance at the headline, and hand it back to the newsboy. Day
after day the man would go through this routine. Finally the newsboy
could not stand it and he asked the man, "Why do you always buy
a paper and only look at the front page before discarding it?"

The man replied, "I am only interested in the obituaries."

"But they are on page 21. You never even unfold the newspaper."

"Young man," he said, "the son of a bitch I'm looking for will be
on the front page."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That's one of my favorites.

And the SOB I'm waiting for has been in the news in the last few days...

[corkhead]

4. I hope Skinner and Elad are ready for the defcon 5 server meltdown with all the grave dancing on DU

when that joyful day comes

[tosh]

2. I am saving a fine wine

for that day.

I will drink a toast to for the better world that survives him.

[Mira]

3. Funny you should say that.

I am saving a bottle of Champagne, and my guests have been invited.

(...one of them is a friend who told me during the reign of *Bush that if anything really bad happened to KKKRove he would immediately go back to church and it could be the church of my choice)

[tosh]

5. Ha...

that would be a good reason to reconsider church!