And now for something completely different . . .
The discussions in the old new GD subforum will be moved to the new and improved "GD: What the Fu*k! Who moved my cheese?" subforum, created for situations just like this.
The Lounge will be renamed the "LynneSin Rec Room" in honor of her generous donation to DU.
And now the Gungeon will have armed bears as hosts.
Good luck posting there!
Golly good.
We now return you to your reguarly scheduled . . no wait, this just in!
I see.
Hmm, Hmmm.
President Obama has canceled Christmas.
So, there you have it.
All you Santas wasted your time buying gifts you can't give out.
And the rest of us have trees decorated for no good reason in our living rooms.
Well, this is certainly not what I expected.
But, that's it.
And now, we return you to your regularly scheduled program, unless President Obama has canceled that, too!
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So now I suppose he is a secret Jehovah's Witness. 
Well these are going to be the best Hanukkah presents ever!