Cheney to Lead Torture-Pride March: 'We’re torturers and we’re damn proud of it—join us’”
Cheney to Lead Torture-Pride March
BY ANDY BOROWITZ
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an appearance on NBCs Meet the Press, on Sunday, former Vice-President Dick Cheney told host Chuck Todd that he was sick and tired of Americans being ashamed of our beautiful legacy of torture and that he was organizing the first National Torture-Pride March to take place in Washington in January.
This is a chance for all of us torturers to say, Look at us, this is who we are, Cheney, who will be the Grand Marshall of the parade, said.
The former Vice-President said that he was organizing the march to inspire the millions of American kids who want to be torturers when they grow up but are afraid theyll catch hell for it.
Well be there to say, Were torturers and were damn proud of itjoin us, Cheney said.
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