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Fri Dec 19, 2014, 07:47 AM

Prescription drugs cause liberal outburst

Satire based on one of UKIP's many gaffes. (UKIP being the British equivalent of the Tea Party).

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/prescription-drugs-cause-liberal-outburst-2014121893963

A COMMITTED racist and homophobe has blamed pain-killing medication for a string of cogent arguments in favour of multi-culturalism and gay rights.

Tom Booker, 47, from Chelmsford shocked bigoted friends at a lunchtime drinking session with a plea for racial and sexual tolerance.

Fellow bastard Roy Hobbs said: “One minute Tom was his usual self, ranting incoherently about how the local council are giving Slovaks free Range Rovers and lesbians spread Ebola.

“The next he was mounting a well-reasoned defence of EU freedom of movement policy backed up by verifiable financial data, not just stuff he had heard off a bloke at work.”

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Feral Child Dec 2014 #1
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meow2u3 Dec 2014 #4

Response to T_i_B (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2014, 08:17 AM

1. Clever, TiB

Glad we don't have a clean monopoly on crazy in the US, but sorrow you've got racist shit-heads to deal with, too.

I thought they emigrated to Rhodesia.

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Response to Feral Child (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 19, 2014, 10:34 AM

2. Actually, they retired and moved to the coast

Why is it that you come across the most complaints about immigration in the places least affected by it anyway?

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Response to T_i_B (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 19, 2014, 11:14 AM

3. I've never understood

why some people have to look so hard to find justification for their rage.

They should just admit they're right bastards and be done.

Nice chatting, TiB!

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Response to T_i_B (Original post)

Fri Dec 19, 2014, 01:31 PM

4. That's a satire site

Funny nonetheless. How I wish it were true.

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