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Toon: Muhammed, Jesus and Buddah walk into a bar... (Original Post) n2doc Jan 2015 OP
Great cartoon Gothmog Jan 2015 #1
(They kicked Buddha and Jesus out--no shirt, no shoes, no service!) lastlib Jan 2015 #2
Wonder if Jesus just paid for a water? FSogol Jan 2015 #4
LOL! That was the part that really made me laugh out loud. What they are each drinking. KittyWampus Jan 2015 #6
hahahahahahaha!!! lastlib Jan 2015 #16
hahaha hibbing Jan 2015 #26
Ordered. A HERETIC I AM Jan 2015 #32
LOL Dont call me Shirley Jan 2015 #37
HAHA! Took me a few....! WinkyDink Jan 2015 #57
Haha! grahamhgreen Jan 2015 #66
Dude, he is drinking the blood of Christ. McCamy Taylor Jan 2015 #71
Transubcannibalization? FSogol Jan 2015 #74
In some bars, if you don't take your hat off, you're buying a round for everyone! nt MADem Jan 2015 #24
Knr alfredo Jan 2015 #3
Club soda, tea, red wine. LOL! KittyWampus Jan 2015 #5
Strange - I thought he ordered water? Lancero Jan 2015 #42
There's a cork nearby Hekate Jan 2015 #44
I notice that Jesus is the only one drinking booze oberliner Jan 2015 #7
Hey, he's the guy that made sure the wedding guests didn't run out of the good stuff! Hekate Jan 2015 #46
and yet some conservative Christians LiberalElite Jan 2015 #61
After his mother asked him to take care of it dflprincess Jan 2015 #62
Booze is the sacred drug of the Christians. grahamhgreen Jan 2015 #68
All three are from Asia... one just has to have blonde hair? uponit7771 Jan 2015 #8
And The Buddha has really let himself go. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2015 #9
yep geardaddy Jan 2015 #11
MUSIC TO LISTEN TO THIS THREAD BY... nikto Jan 2015 #64
Buddha was from India and not east Asia. Jesus Malverde Jan 2015 #75
Yes, I know he was from India geardaddy Jan 2015 #76
Notice that his beard is dark... Silent3 Jan 2015 #12
Metro Jesus? nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2015 #13
all that walking around in the desert bleached his hair. I think it was for 40 days? KittyWampus Jan 2015 #14
Actually, it was 40 YEARS ... staggerleem Jan 2015 #19
I was a Sunday school teacher> KittyWampus Jan 2015 #21
That's the way I remember it, Kitty. It's pretty clear even in King James' English. Hekate Jan 2015 #45
At what age was jesus supposedly crucified? bvf Jan 2015 #22
Gotta read the whole post, there -- especially the "and that was MOSES" part. nt MADem Jan 2015 #25
I got that. bvf Jan 2015 #27
Ah, point taken! nt MADem Jan 2015 #28
No, Jesus was allegedly in the desert for 40 days Blue_In_AK Jan 2015 #50
I forget where I heard this... DonViejo Jan 2015 #52
That actually makes sense. Blue_In_AK Jan 2015 #53
Remember you are dealing with a time period with no calendars as we understand them happyslug Jan 2015 #58
The Hebrew Gematria of 40>>> 40 is the value of the Hebrew letter "Mem" KittyWampus Jan 2015 #69
And guess what? Brigid Jan 2015 #54
Naw, that's from hanging around in the sun. Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2015 #38
Something dedicated surfers also know. Hekate Jan 2015 #47
Ah,...that whole "walking on water" thing got messed up in the translation.... Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2015 #56
Well, to be fair... Contrary1 Jan 2015 #33
His real dad had him described in a book though... he didn't have blonde hair uponit7771 Jan 2015 #35
Nobody discussed his hair or eye color; hence our ability to project our ideal image on him. Hekate Jan 2015 #48
Aw, KICK! !!!!! planetc Jan 2015 #10
Anyone notice that bvf Jan 2015 #15
Looks like ann--- Jan 2015 #17
Every group on the planet has its nuts, unfortunately. Hekate Jan 2015 #49
No argument there. n/t. bvf Jan 2015 #60
All Toons SteveG Jan 2015 #18
K and r. nt cwydro Jan 2015 #20
Amazing how "the Buddha" is still portrayed as morbidly obese when that's no longer considered a DesertDiamond Jan 2015 #23
K&R napkinz Jan 2015 #29
Here is how you explain the inquisition iandhr Jan 2015 #30
k&r Electric Monk Jan 2015 #31
Kicktoon! This is a great toon except for "Buddha" is Hotei or Budai, the God of Happiness & Plenty Hekate Jan 2015 #34
I'm saving this to my desktop, and probably putting it on my fridge Hekate Jan 2015 #36
In South Park, Buddha says, "There is no evil," to whcih the others reply, Vattel Jan 2015 #39
Perfect. nt SunSeeker Jan 2015 #40
K&R DeSwiss Jan 2015 #41
Very good! Enthusiast Jan 2015 #43
K & R !!! WillyT Jan 2015 #51
Love Bob Rogers… Pittsburgh Post Gazette's my newspaper MrMickeysMom Jan 2015 #55
Sadly their followers don't follow. Religions suck. nm rhett o rick Jan 2015 #59
Now that is funny. nt kelliekat44 Jan 2015 #63
THIS CARTOONIST MUST DIE!!! Albertoo Jan 2015 #65
Who are these people? grahamhgreen Jan 2015 #67
OMG! They are gonna have to go after the ENTIRE internet now. McCamy Taylor Jan 2015 #70
Source, with readers' feedback alp227 Jan 2015 #72
Exactly! mahalo n2doc Cha Jan 2015 #73

lastlib

(23,252 posts)
2. (They kicked Buddha and Jesus out--no shirt, no shoes, no service!)
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 10:35 AM
Jan 2015

heeheeheeheehee................

(sorry to take away from an excellent cartoon! me --BAD lastlib!)

 

oberliner

(58,724 posts)
7. I notice that Jesus is the only one drinking booze
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 11:06 AM
Jan 2015

Also, whatever happened to : No shoes, no shirt, no service?

Edit to add: A few posters beat me to it!

I would point out, by the way, that Mohammed did drink wine.

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)
61. and yet some conservative Christians
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 10:31 PM
Jan 2015

think alcohol is a bad thing. Wouldn't the Cana wedding story have Jesus turning wine into water then?

dflprincess

(28,080 posts)
62. After his mother asked him to take care of it
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 11:42 PM
Jan 2015

He was a good boy.

Though I had a friend who wondered if Mary had a drinking problem and was panicking at the thought of no wine and Jesus was merely enabling her in an effort to avoid a scene. (I am probably going to Hell for repeating that.)

Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
75. Buddha was from India and not east Asia.
Wed Jan 14, 2015, 10:02 AM
Jan 2015

Siddhattha Gotama looked nothing like your likely Thai version of him.

Incidentally Buddhism was driven out of India by the Hindus and Moslems.

Silent3

(15,240 posts)
12. Notice that his beard is dark...
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 11:36 AM
Jan 2015

...and there are some darker streaks in the rest of his hair, so I think Jesus just had a little highlighting done.

 

staggerleem

(469 posts)
19. Actually, it was 40 YEARS ...
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 12:04 PM
Jan 2015

... and that was Moses, & the Hebrews, after they crossed the "parted" Red Sea.

But, hey ... thanx for playing!

 

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)
21. I was a Sunday school teacher>
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 12:08 PM
Jan 2015

The temptation of Christ is detailed in the Gospels of Matthew,[1] Mark,[2] and Luke.[3] According to these texts, after being baptized, Jesus fasted for forty days and nights in the Judaean Desert. During this time, Satan appeared to Jesus and tried to tempt him. Jesus having refused each temptation, Satan departed and angels came and brought nourishment to Jesus.

Hekate

(90,737 posts)
45. That's the way I remember it, Kitty. It's pretty clear even in King James' English.
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 07:43 PM
Jan 2015

When I was first in college, an older classmate shocked me by asserting, "You go ahead and fast in the desert for 40 days and you'll have visions, too." That was a lifetime ago, and I've long since stopped being shocked at observations like that.

 

bvf

(6,604 posts)
27. I got that.
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 01:03 PM
Jan 2015

But staggerleem didn't seem to be aware of the whole jesus-in-the-desert-for-40-days myth.

Hence my snarkback.

Blue_In_AK

(46,436 posts)
50. No, Jesus was allegedly in the desert for 40 days
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 07:48 PM
Jan 2015

wrestling with Satan's temptations. I've wondered what the significance of the number 40 is. I believe that in the Noah story it supposedly rained for forty days and forty nights, as well.

DonViejo

(60,536 posts)
52. I forget where I heard this...
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 08:21 PM
Jan 2015

"40 days and nights" was an expression used during the time of Jesus of Nazareth, slang, if you will. The expression means, "a long time," that's all.

There are any number of places I could have seen that explained, it may have even been an OP here, on DU. But, I just realized I saw it on the tv show, the Naked Archaeologist.

Think of the source any way you are comfortable with. I know Simcha Jocobovici, the host, was controversial.

Blue_In_AK

(46,436 posts)
53. That actually makes sense.
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 08:39 PM
Jan 2015

I was doing a little research myself after first posting here, and saw something similar. The number 40 does appear many more times in the Bible than I first thought of. Maybe it has some numerological significance, as well.

 

happyslug

(14,779 posts)
58. Remember you are dealing with a time period with no calendars as we understand them
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 10:20 PM
Jan 2015

People lived by the Month (28 days) the season (90-180 days, and the season varied, winter-Summer is the Temperature climates norm but other places it is Wet-Dry seasons, Indian, African and South east Asia and their Monsoon seasons). People also understood the Summer and Winter solstice and Spring and Fall equinox, but found these to be un-useful when it came to planting or moving animals. Clearly dates you could work other dates from not not significant in themselves (i.e. you did not plant on the Spring equinox, but the 1st or 2nd moon after the equinox).

Given this background "magic" number came into use. These numbers were just useful and thus "Magical". 30 days was to close to a lunar month of 28 days, but 40 days indicated something more then a month, but less then a season (Season itself could vary from three months to six months depending on the climate in the area being discussed). A year was understood and measured from Solstice to Solstice OR equinox to equinox (Until the 1700s England used equinox to equinox, while the rest of Europe use Solstice to Solstice). Scotland was using January 1 as the start of its year by 1600, England, Ireland and the British Colonies were using March 2th, till 1752.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Style_and_New_Style_dates

Countries as close as Europe in the 1600s could NOT agree on a calendar, do NOT expect something better elsewhere. Thus 40 came to mean a period longer then a month but shorter then a season or a year (and given HOW people where counting, "40 days" may mean 2, 3 or more moons).

On top of this you have 40 YEARS. The average time between generations is about 25 years. Some people have kids in their teens years, others in they 30s and 40s, but the average is about 25 years. If you look back at history, 25 or less years, you often see many of the same people, maybe in different positions but they still in positions of power, authority or leadership. On the other hand once you start to get away 30 or more years from an event, you finally get a situation where NONE (or very few) of the present people in power, authority or leadership had any such position of power, authority or leadership. This is often called a "Biblical Generation" for it is the time Moses lead the Israelis out of Egypt. It is noted that NONE of the people of the Exodus are mentioned (except by reference or someone claiming authority from such person) by the time Joshua invaded Canaan.

Thus 40 years is a time period to show the whole leadership has changed and thus adopted as a term of art meaning that you have had a complete change in leadership. It was a good way to show a change in leadership, even if the change took place over a shorter time period. Thus David and Solomon may NOT have ruled 40 years each, but the people in the positions of power, authority or leadership when David took power were NO longer in such positions when David died and Solomon took over, and the people in such positions when Solomon took over were no longer in place when Solomon died (and the breakup of the United Kingdom into Judah and Israel occurred after Solomon died).

On the other hand 40 years did NOT mean everyone who lived at the beginning had died. Those to young to be in a position of power, authority or leadership 40 years before would still be alive and speak of those days of old. 40 years did not mean something so long ago that no one remembers it, for some people who lived during that previous event would still be alive, but often to old to be able to exercise any power, authority or leadership. Good example today would be Nixon, I remember Nixon. I was a teenager then and remember him and the end of the Vietnam War and Watergate. At that time I was NOT in a position of power, authority or leadership for I was a Teenager, but I remember Nixon and Watergate. On the other hand very few of the people in power under Nixon, are still alive and the few that are NOT in position of power, authority or leadership.

These two uses of 40 reinforced each other, both came to mean a long period of time. thus "40 days" or "40 Years" did NOT mean exactly 40 days or 40 years, but a period of time longer then normal. In the case of 40 days shorter then a year, in the case of 40 years, that the people in charge at the beginning were no longer in charge at the end. People would use the term 40 and people hearing it would know it did NOT mean exactly 40 but a long time period, much longer then a moon or year. In the case of 40 years, people are still alive to remember what happened 40 years ago and compare it to what is happening today and it NOT some historical analysts based on what people have been told or read about (such as what happened up to and including WWII is today) but people who actually lived through the event.

Thus 40 years became a good way to show that ongoing events is related to what happened in the recent past based on first hand accounts NOT history. It also means a new set of leaders who had no power when the last event occur (or the event you are dating from). Reagan is becoming a 40 year situation, his election was 35 years ago, but is there anyone in power today in the GOP who was in power under Reagan? We are getting to a time period when that is or will be true. Yes, I lived and remember Reagan (and my Father saying that if he was a millionaire he would kiss Reagan butt under Kaufman's Clock in Downtown Pittsburgh during Rush Hour, he hated Reagan and all Reagan stood for and that is from a man who voted in Nixon in 1968 and 1972 but he was also a dog face infantryman and could not NOT support the troops).

Side note: "Kissing someone's butt under Kaufmann's Clock in Down Town Pittsburgh was a Pittsburgh-ese for during the days of Streetcars that was the busiest intersection in Pittsburgh. If you were going to kiss someone's ass, everyone one would see it and know about it. It generally used sarcastically.

Back to the concept of 40 being a "Magic number". 40 is NOT magical in the sense you can do magic with it, but it is magical for when used properly in times of old the person using it and the people hearing or reading it understood what it meant, not exactly 40 days or 40 years, but something longer than normal and in the case of 40 years a change in who was in charge, nothing more and nothing less.

40 days came to mean something more then a moon, but less then a season or year. The two 40, 40 days and 40 years, reinforced each other in the concept they were NOT exact time period but something longer and more significant. 40 came to be a useful number, with 40 years being more important then 40 days, but the two time period reinforced each other as making 40 something "magical" importance.

 

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)
69. The Hebrew Gematria of 40>>> 40 is the value of the Hebrew letter "Mem"
Wed Jan 14, 2015, 01:54 AM
Jan 2015

Which means water and also the prefix "from/out of".

Remember Noah's story it rained 40 days/nights.

Combining the other Hebrew words with the value of 40 give allusions to a child being born to a woman in pain, passing from the darkness within into the brightness without.

 

bvf

(6,604 posts)
15. Anyone notice that
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 11:48 AM
Jan 2015

Mohammed seems to be regarding the bowl of nuts in front of him while asking his question, or am I reading too much into this?

DesertDiamond

(1,616 posts)
23. Amazing how "the Buddha" is still portrayed as morbidly obese when that's no longer considered a
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 12:23 PM
Jan 2015

sign of good fortune. And in Nichiren Buddhism we call him Shakyamuni rather than "the Buddha" because his message was that we all have the life condition of Buddha and can wake it up instantaneously.

That said, this cartoon is so right on!

Hekate

(90,737 posts)
34. Kicktoon! This is a great toon except for "Buddha" is Hotei or Budai, the God of Happiness & Plenty
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 04:16 PM
Jan 2015

Including Plenty to Eat, very important when you live off the land.

Take a hundred pounds off this guy and the toon would be perfect. Just sayin'

MrMickeysMom

(20,453 posts)
55. Love Bob Rogers… Pittsburgh Post Gazette's my newspaper
Tue Jan 13, 2015, 09:12 PM
Jan 2015

Thank God. Please subscribe Pittsburghers… The Tribune Media is hell bent on making us all knuckle draggers...

 

Albertoo

(2,016 posts)
65. THIS CARTOONIST MUST DIE!!!
Wed Jan 14, 2015, 12:09 AM
Jan 2015

Those three guys are eating peanuts.

Peanuts are sacred in the religion I cooked up.

BLASPHEMY!!! BLASPHEMY!!!

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